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Conference vaxcat::friends

Title:Welcome to Friends!
Moderator:POWDML::VENTURA
Created:Mon Mar 09 1992
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:437
Total number of notes:35174

327.0. "What about Russian humor?" by MSCDEV::MSCCOMMON (I'm CECMOW::REZVOV) Thu Apr 13 1995 16:34

    Hi !
    I'm Andy Rezvov from Digital's Moscow Software Center.
    What about Russian humor :
    
    Three men, Englishman, Frenchman & ( of course ) Russianman, found
    theirself on a unpopulated (?) island.
    After a lot of time, they catched the_Gold_Fish. And this Gold_Fish
    said them:
    - I may execute that you wish !
    Englishman:
    - I want to get a heap of money & let's come to my home! - and it was done.
    Frenchman:
    - I want to get a heap of women & let's come to my home! - and it was done.
    Russianman:
    - Oh,(*&(^ ! It was a good company! Give me a box of vodka & give their
    back!
    
    ?
                Andy
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327.1humour russe??? humeur noire...ANNECY::BALAS_BThu Apr 13 1995 16:432
	I'd like to anderstand but sorry, I can't!
		Anything else?				BenJ.
327.2Anymore..??KURMA::SWRIGHTanything for the weekend sir..?Mon Apr 17 1995 03:2418
    
    Woosh..............................!!!!!!!!!

    
    That joke went over my head as well


    One you might know.....

    
    Did you hear about the Russian prostitute....??
    
    She was called
    
    Knickers  Pop_off_a_Lot  
    
    
    *:@)
327.3just a thought.MASALA::TBARRETTI Look Better in PinkMon Apr 17 1995 20:479
    
    What about the dislexic pimp.
    
    
    he bought.
    
    a
    
     Warehouse.
327.4Illiterate cry for help.....LJSRV1::LAMBRECHTThe Spirit of BavariaMon Apr 17 1995 21:026
"Dislexic" is not in my dictionary!!!!!

Could somebody please explain?????

;)
Martina_illiterately_wobbling_her_green_alien_antennas
327.5MASALA::SWRIGHTanything for the weekend sir..?Mon Apr 17 1995 21:2212
    
    or.... the Russian Health Poster..
    
    
          A.D.I.S
    
      Don't die of Dislexia
    
    
    
    *:@)))
327.6Bruhahahahahahaha!!!!!LJSRV1::LAMBRECHTThe Spirit of BavariaMon Apr 17 1995 21:234
Steve was so nice to explain the joke for me.....

;)
Martina_learned_a_new_word_today!!!!!
327.7something elseMSCDEV::MSCCOMMONTue Apr 18 1995 17:1821
    Anything else? OK
    
    About Russian cops:
    
    One fellow came to a cop and said:
    - I can tell you a great anecdote. Would you like?
    - Are you crazy?? I'm a cop!
    - But I'll speak very slow and can repeat it twice.
    ------------------------------------
    Radio conversation between Soviet & American submarines:
    SU: - Hello, this is a captain Fokin ...
    US: - Captain Smith ...
    After one houre:
    SU: - Captain Fokin ...
    US: - Captain Smith ...
    On the next day:
    SU: - Captain Fokin ...
    US: - What ?? Still f.cking ???
    -------------------
    		Andy, not Anty.
327.8hihihihi!!!! Understood without dictionary. ;)LJSRV1::LAMBRECHTThe Spirit of BavariaTue Apr 18 1995 19:330
327.9i guess:-)MSCDEV::MSCCOMMONThu Apr 20 1995 15:045
    Guys!
    I don't know which popped off knockers you mentioned, but I guess that
    you wanted to say "...she was called Warhourse..." :-)
    right?
    Andy
327.10JGODCL::SHERLOCKStop actin' t'goatThu Apr 20 1995 16:255
    
    Have you read "Russian Torture" by
    
    
    Ikicka bolokov