Conference vaxcat::friends

270.0. "whats that smiley on your terminal?" by MARCM3::TLOTTUM (Never trust a VAXmale) Thu Dec 15 1994 14:35

    
    
    My personal favorite is the invisible smiley!
    
    TJ
    
    
    copied from
    ftp://gatekeeper.dec.com/pub/misc/SCSI/BBS/area06/smiley.txt
    
    
    
    The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
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    :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
          joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
    ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic
          remark.
          More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
    :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is
          upset or depressed about something.
    :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite
          as good as a happy smilie
    :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a
          :-).
    >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
    >;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
    
    Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
    
    (-:   User is left handed
    %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
    :*)   User is drunk
    [:]   User is a robot
    8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
    B:-)  Sunglasses on head
    ::-)  User wears normal glasses
    B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
    8:-)  User is a little girl
    :-)-8 User is a Big girl
    :-{)  User has a mustache
    :-{}  User wears lipstick
    {:-)  User wears a toupee
    }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
    :-[   User is a Vampire
    :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
    :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
    :-7   User juust made a wry statement
    :-*   User just ate something sour
    :-)~  User drools
    :-~)  User has a cold
    :'-(  User is crying
    :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
    :-@   User is screaming
    :-#   User wears braces
    :^)   User has a broken nose
    :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
    :_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
    :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
    :-&   User is tongue tied.
    =:-)  User is a hosehead
    -:-)  User is a punk rocker
    -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
    :=)   User has two noses
    +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
    `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
    ,:-)  Same thing...other side
    |-I   User is asleep
    |-O   User is yawning/snoring
    :-Q   User is a smoker
    :-?   User smokes a pipe
    O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
    O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
    :-P   Nyahhhh!
    :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
    :-D   User is laughing (at you!) 
    :-X   User's lips are sealed
    :-C   User is really bummed
    <|-)  User is Chinese
    <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
    :-/   User is skeptical
    C=:-) User is a chef
    @=    User is pro-nuclear war
    *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
    :-o   Uh oh!
    (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
    *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
    3:]   Pet smilie
    3:[   Mean Pet smilie
    d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
    E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
    :-9   User is licking his/her lips
    %-6   User is braindead
    [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
    (:I   User is an egghead
    <:-I  User is a dunce
    K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
    @:-)  User is wearing a turban
    :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
    :-:   Mutant Smilie
          The invisible smilie
    .-)   User only has one eye
    ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
    X-(   User just died
    8 :-) User is a wizard
    C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
    updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
    
    Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget
    smilies.
    
    :)  Midget smilie
    :]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
    =)  Variation on a theme...
    :} - What should we call these? (what?)
    :) - Happy
    :> - what?
    :@ - what?
    :D - Laughter
    :I - Hmmm...
    :( - Sad
    :[ - Real Downer
    :< - what?
    :{ - what?
    :O - Yelling
    :C - what?
    :Q - what?
    :,( - Crying
    [] - Hugs and
    :* - Kisses
    |I - Asleep
    |^o -Snoring
    
      :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
      :-1   smiley bland face
      :-!           "
      :-@   smiley face screaming
      :-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
      :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
      :-%   smiley banker
      :-6   smiley after eating something sour
      :^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
      :-7   smiley after a wry statement
      8-)   smiley swimmer
      :-*   smiley after eating something bitter
      :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
      :-0   smiley orator
            smiley invisible man
      (:-(  unsmiley frowning
      (:-)  smiley big-face
      ):-)          "
      ):-(  unsmiley big-face
      )8-)  scuba smiley big-face
      =:-)  smiley punk-rocker
      =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
      +:-)  smiley priest
      :-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
      :-e   disappointed smiley
      :-t   cross smiley
      :-i   semi-smiley
      :-o   smiley singing national anthem
      :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
      :-[   un-smiley blockhead
      :-]   smiley blockhead
      :-{   smiley variation on a theme
      :-}   ditto
      {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
      }:-)  above in an updraft
      :-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
      :-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
      :-d   lefty smiley razzing you
     g-)   smiley with ponce-nez glasses
      :-j   left smiling smilely
      :-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
      :-l   y. a. s.
      :-:   mutant smiley
      :-\   undecided smiley
      :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
      ;-)   winking smiley
      :-<   real sad smiley
      :->   y.a.s.
      :-z   y.a.c.s.
      :-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
      :-c   bummed out smiley
      :-v   talking head smiley
      :v)   left-pointing nose smiley
      :-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
      :-/   lefty undecided smiley
      :-?   smilely smoking a pipe
      .-]   one-eyed smilely
      ,-}   wry and winking
      0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
      :-=)  older smiley with mustache
      :u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
      :n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
      :<    midget unsmiley
      :>    midget smiley
      }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
      with a double-chin
    
    :-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
    |-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
    |-D     ho ho
    :->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
    :-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
    :-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
    :-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
    :-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
    |-P     yuk
    
    :-}     beard
    :-{     mustache
    :-#     braces
    :-X     bow tie
    :-Q     smoker
    <:I     dunce
    (:I     egghead
    @:I     turban
    
    8-)     glasses
    B-)     horn-rims
    8:-)    glasses on forehead
    :-8(    condescending stare
    ;-)     wink
    >:-<    mad
    
    Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|
    
    Male    :-      Female  >-
    Birth   |-O     Death 8-#
    Infinity        8
    
    
                                 
    

    
    
    
    Hilarious!!!!
    
    Chris
    :)