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| 231.1 | | AYRPLN::VENTURA | Ecstasy beyond purrs... | Tue Jun 28 1994 23:12 | 3 |
| Because it was stapled to the chicken!
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| 231.2 | | WRKSYS::REITH | Jim WRKSYS::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021 | Tue Jun 28 1994 23:14 | 2 |
| I don't know but they're all in the truck and one of them is
beeping the horn
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| 231.3 | | AYRPLN::VENTURA | Ecstasy beyond purrs... | Tue Jun 28 1994 23:18 | 3 |
| The animals are talkin', and if the sheep say ANYTHING, it's a lie! (-:
H
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| 231.4 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | So what IS the punchline?? | Tue Jun 28 1994 23:18 | 3 |
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Well, I got a F* for a duck, and a duck for a F* and fifteen bucks
for a F*d up duck!!!
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| 231.5 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | So what IS the punchline?? | Tue Jun 28 1994 23:22 | 2 |
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And then she said, "LIE, LIE!!!!!!"
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| 231.6 | | AYRPLN::VENTURA | Ecstasy beyond purrs... | Tue Jun 28 1994 23:34 | 2 |
| "Everybody's going to Florida ... "
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| 231.7 | | VAXCAT::RKE | Pawky Pussycat | Wed Jun 29 1994 09:57 | 4 |
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That must be awful, I had tennis elbow once.......
R.
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| 231.8 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | So what IS the punchline?? | Wed Jun 29 1994 13:51 | 2 |
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Because they already have the SH!T packed!!!!
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| 231.9 | | AYRPLN::VENTURA | Ecstasy beyond purrs... | Wed Jun 29 1994 14:51 | 2 |
| "Traction in the mud."
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| 231.10 | | PKHUB1::PKOPRT | | Wed Jun 29 1994 14:57 | 11 |
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Gee! I only know one of the jokes that go with these punch lines!!!
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| 231.11 | | WRKSYS::REITH | Jim WRKSYS::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021 | Wed Jun 29 1994 15:01 | 1 |
| That's ok, that's not my HAND 8^)
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| 231.12 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | So what IS the punchline?? | Wed Jun 29 1994 15:03 | 2 |
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"Hello, MOTHER????"
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| 231.13 | Eeeeez ze way i tell zem!!! | MOEUR7::BOYD | | Wed Jun 29 1994 18:10 | 1 |
| Zoot alors!!!! Zousand and one
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| 231.14 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | So what IS the punchline?? | Wed Jun 29 1994 18:14 | 2 |
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Nope, sorry, I'm afraid not (a frayed knot!)
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| 231.15 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | LOTS of icecream/VERY tight jeans! | Wed Jun 29 1994 18:27 | 2 |
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Medicaide won't pay for a hotel room!
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| 231.16 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | In dog years, I'm dead.... | Wed Jun 29 1994 18:28 | 7 |
| 231.17 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | LOTS of icecream/VERY tight jeans! | Wed Jun 29 1994 19:24 | 2 |
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RE: .16 HEHEHEHEHhehehehe.... GOTCHA!!!!
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| 231.18 | | WRKSYS::REITH | Jim WRKSYS::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021 | Wed Jun 29 1994 19:45 | 1 |
| because they CAN!
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| 231.19 | | HARDY::MALLETT | | Thu Jun 30 1994 08:12 | 8 |
| So the nun says, "Twenty bucks, same as in town."
"Well I was just sitting in this refrigerator. . ."
Steve
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| 231.20 | one | CSC32::D_ROYER | The Queen is dead, Camelot is closed! | Thu Jun 30 1994 18:14 | 5 |
| .... Don't pay her!
Dave�
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| 231.21 | two | CSC32::D_ROYER | The Queen is dead, Camelot is closed! | Thu Jun 30 1994 18:15 | 5 |
| ... Well put it back in the mud!
Dave�
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| 231.22 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | LOTS of icecream/VERY tight jeans! | Thu Jun 30 1994 19:27 | 2 |
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Quarter...Quarter....Quarter... Quarter
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| 231.23 | | VAXCAT::RKE | Pawky Pussycat | Fri Jul 01 1994 09:35 | 4 |
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If you give him a bag of crisps (chips) he'll let you!
R.
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| 231.24 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | Gonna MAKE some fireworks this weekend! | Fri Jul 01 1994 13:35 | 3 |
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< WINK >
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| 231.25 | I'm hiding...... | AKOCOA::BBARRY | If you can't keep up, take notes! | Fri Jul 01 1994 15:03 | 3 |
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......in the closet.....!
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| 231.26 | | AYRPLN::VENTURA | Ecstasy beyond purrs... | Fri Jul 01 1994 15:33 | 20 |
| Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool!
White-out on the screen.
"Are you all on the same team?"
The Package SAID 15-20 lbs!
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| 231.27 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | GonnaMAKEsomeFireworksTHISweekend! | Fri Jul 01 1994 19:25 | 14 |
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RE-arrange the furniture!!!
Shut up and keep swimming
....... and YOU would LAUGH!!!!
......by the B*LLS and you would SMILE!
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| 231.28 | hehehehehe.... | TFH::ANDERSONM | GonnaMAKEsomeFireworksTHISweekend! | Fri Jul 01 1994 19:54 | 10 |
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And then he said... o wait.that's not it... um....
Oh, yes... then he heard the..um... nope, that's not it either...
NEVER MIND!!!1 I've forgotton the punchline too!!!!
;^)
>M<
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| 231.29 | | SUPER::MALLETT | | Fri Jul 01 1994 21:16 | 3 |
| Ping pong balls?!!?? I thought you said King Kong's _____!!
Steve
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| 231.30 | I really wish I could remember the JOKE!!!! | TFH::ANDERSONM | GonnaMAKEsomeFireworksTHISweekend! | Fri Jul 01 1994 21:24 | 17 |
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If the Foo SH!TS, wear it!!!
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes??
I left my harp in San Fransicso!
Hold it.. you're gonna E** M* just like the story says!!!!
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| 231.31 | | DPDMAI::EYSTER | Still chasin' neon dreams | Fri Jul 01 1994 22:11 | 2 |
| "OK", says the delivery boy to the frog. "I'm gonna show you how to do
it just ONE MORE TIME!"
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| 231.32 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | I'mSmilin'..GUESSWhat*I'M*UpTo! | Mon Jul 18 1994 21:08 | 2 |
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They both circle uranus looking for klingons!
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| 231.33 | | KALVIN::WOODFORD | Doesn't Matter-It's in the past! | Mon Jul 18 1994 22:48 | 4 |
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Well, a potential juror!
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| 231.34 | | TFH::ANDERSONM | Taking the QUANTUM leap!!! | Wed Jul 27 1994 18:01 | 7 |
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I don't know... I got a H***-on and fell off the perch!
By the way, what did the CHICKEN do???
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| 231.35 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Appease Belligerents. | Mon Mar 13 1995 23:31 | 12 |
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Gifted.
(Or pregnant)
Terrie
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