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Conference vaxcat::friends

Title:Welcome to Friends!
Moderator:POWDML::VENTURA
Created:Mon Mar 09 1992
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:437
Total number of notes:35174

231.0. "And the PUNCHLINE goes like this......" by TFH::ANDERSONM (So what IS the punchline??) Tue Jun 28 1994 23:03

    
    
    
    	You know how you can NEVER always remember the complete joke?
    
    	Well, here is the spot to put the punchline ONLY!!!!   
    
    	(Keep it clean so that the GODDESS and GODerators don't have to
    	work over-time to keep up with us....)
    
    	Have fun...
    
    	>M<
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231.1AYRPLN::VENTURAEcstasy beyond purrs...Tue Jun 28 1994 23:123
    Because it was stapled to the chicken!
    
    
231.2WRKSYS::REITHJim WRKSYS::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Tue Jun 28 1994 23:142
I don't know but they're all in the truck and one of them is 
beeping the horn
231.3AYRPLN::VENTURAEcstasy beyond purrs...Tue Jun 28 1994 23:183
    The animals are talkin', and if the sheep say ANYTHING, it's a lie! (-:
    
    H
231.4TFH::ANDERSONMSo what IS the punchline??Tue Jun 28 1994 23:183
    
    	Well, I got a F* for a duck, and a duck for a F* and fifteen bucks
    	for a F*d up duck!!!
231.5TFH::ANDERSONMSo what IS the punchline??Tue Jun 28 1994 23:222
    
    	And then she said,  "LIE, LIE!!!!!!"
231.6AYRPLN::VENTURAEcstasy beyond purrs...Tue Jun 28 1994 23:342
    "Everybody's going to Florida ... "
    
231.7VAXCAT::RKEPawky PussycatWed Jun 29 1994 09:574
	That must be awful, I had tennis elbow once.......

R.
231.8TFH::ANDERSONMSo what IS the punchline??Wed Jun 29 1994 13:512
    
    	Because they already have the SH!T packed!!!!
231.9AYRPLN::VENTURAEcstasy beyond purrs...Wed Jun 29 1994 14:512
    "Traction in the mud."
    
231.10PKHUB1::PKOPRTWed Jun 29 1994 14:5711
    
    
    Gee! I only know one of the jokes that go with these punch lines!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
231.11WRKSYS::REITHJim WRKSYS::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Wed Jun 29 1994 15:011
That's ok, that's not my HAND 8^)
231.12TFH::ANDERSONMSo what IS the punchline??Wed Jun 29 1994 15:032
    
    	"Hello, MOTHER????"
231.13Eeeeez ze way i tell zem!!!MOEUR7::BOYDWed Jun 29 1994 18:101
     Zoot alors!!!! Zousand and one
231.14TFH::ANDERSONMSo what IS the punchline??Wed Jun 29 1994 18:142
    
    	Nope, sorry, I'm afraid not (a frayed knot!)
231.15TFH::ANDERSONMLOTS of icecream/VERY tight jeans!Wed Jun 29 1994 18:272
    
    	Medicaide won't pay for a hotel room!
231.16SUBPAC::SADINIn dog years, I&#039;m dead....Wed Jun 29 1994 18:287
231.17TFH::ANDERSONMLOTS of icecream/VERY tight jeans!Wed Jun 29 1994 19:242
    
    	RE:  .16  HEHEHEHEHhehehehe.... GOTCHA!!!!
231.18WRKSYS::REITHJim WRKSYS::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Wed Jun 29 1994 19:451
because they CAN!
231.19HARDY::MALLETTThu Jun 30 1994 08:128
    So the nun says, "Twenty bucks, same as in town."
    
    
    "Well I was just sitting in this refrigerator. . ."
    
    
    
    Steve
231.20oneCSC32::D_ROYERThe Queen is dead, Camelot is closed!Thu Jun 30 1994 18:145
    .... Don't pay her!
    
    Dave�
    
    
231.21twoCSC32::D_ROYERThe Queen is dead, Camelot is closed!Thu Jun 30 1994 18:155
    ... Well put it back in the mud!
    
    Dave�
    
    
231.22TFH::ANDERSONMLOTS of icecream/VERY tight jeans!Thu Jun 30 1994 19:272
    
    	Quarter...Quarter....Quarter... Quarter
231.23VAXCAT::RKEPawky PussycatFri Jul 01 1994 09:354
	If you give him a bag of crisps (chips) he'll let you!

R.
231.24TFH::ANDERSONMGonna MAKE some fireworks this weekend!Fri Jul 01 1994 13:353
    
    
    	< WINK >
231.25I'm hiding......AKOCOA::BBARRYIf you can&#039;t keep up, take notes!Fri Jul 01 1994 15:033
    
    
    			......in the closet.....!
231.26AYRPLN::VENTURAEcstasy beyond purrs...Fri Jul 01 1994 15:3320
    Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool!
    
    
    
    
    White-out on the screen.
    
    
    
    
    "Are you all on the same team?"
    
    
    
    
    
    The Package SAID 15-20 lbs! 
    
    
    
231.27TFH::ANDERSONMGonnaMAKEsomeFireworksTHISweekend!Fri Jul 01 1994 19:2514
    
    	RE-arrange the furniture!!!
    
    
    	Shut up and keep swimming
    
    
    
    	....... and YOU would LAUGH!!!!
    
    
    
    
    	......by the B*LLS and you would SMILE!
231.28hehehehehe.... TFH::ANDERSONMGonnaMAKEsomeFireworksTHISweekend!Fri Jul 01 1994 19:5410
    
    	And then he said... o wait.that's not it... um....
    
    	Oh, yes...  then he heard the..um... nope, that's not it either...
    
    	NEVER MIND!!!1  I've forgotton the punchline too!!!!
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<
231.29SUPER::MALLETTFri Jul 01 1994 21:163
    Ping pong balls?!!??  I thought you said King Kong's _____!!
    
    Steve
231.30 I really wish I could remember the JOKE!!!!TFH::ANDERSONMGonnaMAKEsomeFireworksTHISweekend!Fri Jul 01 1994 21:2417
    
    	If the Foo SH!TS, wear it!!!
    
    
    
    
    	Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes??
    
    
    
    
    	I left my harp in San Fransicso!
    
    
    
    
    	Hold it.. you're gonna E** M* just like the story says!!!!
231.31DPDMAI::EYSTERStill chasin&#039; neon dreamsFri Jul 01 1994 22:112
    "OK", says the delivery boy to the frog.  "I'm gonna show you how to do
    it just ONE MORE TIME!"
231.32TFH::ANDERSONMI&#039;mSmilin&#039;..GUESSWhat*I&#039;M*UpTo!Mon Jul 18 1994 21:082
    
    	They both circle uranus looking for klingons!
231.33KALVIN::WOODFORDDoesn&#039;t Matter-It&#039;s in the past!Mon Jul 18 1994 22:484
    
    
    Well, a potential juror!
    
231.34TFH::ANDERSONMTaking the QUANTUM leap!!!Wed Jul 27 1994 18:017
    
    	I don't know... I got a H***-on and fell off the perch!
    
    
    
    
    	By the way, what did the CHICKEN do???
231.35NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Mon Mar 13 1995 23:3112
    
    
    
    Gifted.
    
    
    (Or pregnant)
    
    
    
    Terrie