Conference vaxcat::friends

    
    	Hi John,
    
    	By your node name I can tell you are from Colorado Springs...
    	nice place.... BEAUTIFUl really!!!!
    
    	Too bad you aren't here in the East... we pahty ALL the time....
    	OK, so not ALL the time, but whenever we get together we do!!! ;^)
    
    	Why not go into note #3 and tell us all about yourself and then
    	become a ::FRIEND and THEN see what happens.  Some of us get to
    	go out there once in awhile (blue moon really) and when we do we'll
    	show you guys how to pahty real good!!!!  (PINKIES still there?
    	LOVE that place!!!)
    
    	Don't give up... we're here for ya!!!  Right gang?
    
    	HUGS
    
    	>M<

	we're always here....it's like a perpetual motion 
machine. You couldn't shut us off if you wanted to...:)


chico

    Helo Everyboody
    
    
    My Nam is Raberto Frewtoni, I an an Exchanging student frum Italy
    My Anglish is not very god soo I hoop you can Underpants what Im
    sayin, I wod like too her frum soom Frends froom all oover the
    Word, My Hubbys are  Swumming, Gulf, Snoker and Bull Room Duncing.
    
    
                                          Raberto.

	Hi Raberto!


	Underpants? ;*) We'll work on that english...:)


	chico

    Hi Raberto!!
    
    Sheesh... see what happens when they send Italians to Scotland for a
    while!
    
    You need a dictionary first, mate!
    
    
    Don
    *8-)

Morning Raberto, and welcome!!
    

My, you have a lot of hubbys!!  Wish I could be so lucky!!  How bout telling
us a little more...are you:  

	married/single?
	male/female?

Where are you located now?


hugs,
Lola    

    
    Hi There People,
    
    Just a short note to let you know that I exist.  Stewarty the name and
    fun is my game.  From a beautiful part of the world called Bonnie
    Scotland (anyone heard of it?)  As for Raberto, he really does need to
    work on that English, we've only been trying to get him to speak fluent
    english/scottish for about 10 years....his spelling is pretty bad as
    well, but however I must say what a guy he is..you's would die to meet
    him.  Anyway, back to me, I'm located at the lovely South Queensferry
    plant situated outside Edinburgh and at the waters edge of the Firth of
    Forth.  A short distance away many tourist locations can be visited,
    ie..Loch Lomand, Glencoe, Loch Ness (the home of the monster)..... and
    not far down the road from the plant is the hoose that Raberto lives
    in, you must call us up if and when you visit Scotland...... the home
    of Rabbie Burns...anyway one know of him?  I'll give you's a clue he
    was based in a Small village in Ayrshire called Mauchline and travelled
    between Ayr and Alloway...   give me your thoughts!!!
    
    Stewarty.

    Hello is stewarty, ow you are is you.I bean reeding knote yours verty
    carfully. I sink eye figer oowt monster who be it? It be...... yoo yes.
    Wee saying haf in Italia four knotes like i haf reeding ear been.
    eet is been calling  verbal diareer.   
                                      Raberto.
                                             

    RABERTO
    
           i must say yer speling is a wee bity better ye must be a very
    quick learner,,     but we"ll hae tae edjimicate ye before ye go a ra
    way back tae italimie we canny hae ye goan back sayin were aw
    illigitimate ops sorry iilitimirate well ye ken whit mean .well i fink
    i do  
    
    well hows the exchange goan i hear the rates are very good at this time
    o the year 
     
    
          better sign aff noo  
    
                                  aravaderchi    boberto
    
    
    
    

    
    
    	phew! I need a beer after reading that string..:*)
    
    
    chico
    
    

    well chico 
    
               you say you need a bevvy, whit aboot us weer absolutly
    bamboozled and puggled ,, anyway er is wan wey tae sort awe ris oot an
    thats tae go oot the nicht and get blooterd,plastered,oot o weer wee
    tiny heeds,,onyweis you goan get a wee beer,, an enjoy yersel big yin
    

    
    
    	I think you've had one too many there son...
    
    
    ;*)
    
    chico

    Chico,
    
      You have no idea how much I would like to have 'one to many' right at
    this particular time.  It's 2.05 in the morning and I have 5 hours to
    go before I finish up here, and by god I could murder a beer and my
    bed.
    
    I hope you are able to understand this language a bit better... Och aye
    the noo!!
    
    Stuarty's Secretary  (Wee Liz)
    
    

    
    
    Ouch...... I need an aspirin after reading that set of notes....
    
    If that is english ......
    
    	..... <sign> then its back to english lessons for me !! *8))))))
    
    Ravi.
    *8)

    a fink it's Scoatish.....

   Looks more like   Bo'nession  to me....!!!
    
    
    

    
    
    
    Ach Yer all Bogus Frats ya!
    
    
    Mornin laddies and ladies!
    
    
    Chris

	looks more like Wee Liz had one too many....:*)


chico 

    
    	MAN, I know I'm tired, but YEOWZA!!!! hehehe
    
    	Come on over to the NOOK and have a cuppa T... But please speak
    	plain English there.... usually everyone's head hurts just a
    	little when they are there..
    
    	
    	hehehehe
    
    	HUGS to you anyways.
    
    	<shrug>
    
    	>M<

This is what happens when a Scotsman picks up "Hooked on Phonics"

    If I can not understand, I just next unseen the note.
    
    If it is an important matter, you better stick to plain english.
    
    Dave�
    
    

    
    HEY NOW.......
    
    Let's watch the Scottish humor here!!!
    hahahahaha
    
    Mack
    

Horace

Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should have shared."
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! Foolish child!" the father mourns
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
"To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it -- that's what haggis is.*

    Re .23
    
    Although as a mod I may be guilty of slightly neglecting my duty, I've
    decided to let the preceding note under the wire, even although it
    refers to Horace eating his dong ..not that li'l ol' virginal me would
    ever know what meant.. hehe.
    
    Having read the whole ditty through, I think that the dong bit is only
    a small skerrick of what is a most humourous piece in the overall
    sense, in which case, I think we're all mature enough to handle the
    poem in its entirity.
    
    Thanks Kat for your effort on our behalf.
    
    Don
    *8-)
    

	You're alright don, you know? :*)


chico

    
    Where are ...
    
    	/gina, Ann, Holly, Terrie, Craig, Colin, Aud, Angie, .... ?!?!?!
    and ofcourse a lot many more that I've missed.... *8)
    
    Ravi.
    *8)

    
    
    Good Morning Ravi,
    
    
                       Angie

	re: ravi

	/gina is wicked busy, Terrie is raising cane in the 'box, and I'm sure
about the rest of the crew! I assume they're all straight out like the rest of
us....


chico

    
    Hi Ravi, I'm here and like Cheeks said busy busy busy.  Trying to cram
    a 5 day week into 3.  I'm on vacation after Wednesday.  Heading for the
    coast of Maine.....maybe we'll meet Gordon up there.  
    
    Hugs to ya
    A
    

    
    
    	Hi A!!
    
    	busy seems to be the order of the week! ;*) keep yer head above
    water...
    
    
    chico
    
    

    
    Hi Cheeks,
    I'm tryin to keep my head above water....but I don't want to leave
    lose ends when I'm going on vaca.
    A
    

    
    We got a phone call last week from Mark Noordijk!  He and T sends lots
    of hellos and hugs to all.  T is working and hates her job.  Mark was
    going on an interview Friday.  Mark finally got the truck he's wanted.
    
    A
    

    
    <- hahahahaha, the work loose ends stay here at work....all other loose
    ends will be going.
    
    A
    

Hmmm... that reads a bit humorous now, doesn't it 8^)

    
    
    
    Hi!  I'm around....lots and lots of work.  :(
    
    
    
    RE: .31    Yeah, especially when it is MY vacation
    you are going on.  :((
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    	poor Terrie.....:( HUGS baby...
    
    
    chico

I don't know where I am.  :-|

    
    
    	you are HERE::...
    
    

    
    Well 3 outa the 'x' i noted replied... that ain't bad, right ?
    
    Forget the head above the water bit... learn to SNOKREL...*8))))))
    Oh well... to each their own... *8))) and stay loose folks !!
    
    Ravi.
    *8)

    I'm here (sort off).
    It's pretty busy and besides doing the techy job my buddy and I are
    hired for we're getting loads of other stuff dumped on us as well
    because the DEC organisation isn't very organised at the moment.
    In half an hour I'm off to the airport to catch a plane to Munich.
    Back home tomorrow night.
    
    Charles

	have fun Charles...hope you catch some of those running applications!

	chico

    Well Chico, cought one application and plenty of German beer while in
    Munich.
    
    Charles

    
    
    	hope the beer was good anyway....;*)
    
    

    The beer was *pretty* good.
    Rumour has it I'll back in Munich for a week in December for another
    support training.
    Plans for a few parties with support colleagues are in the making ;-).
    
    Charles

    
    
    	sounds great! Wish I could join ya for some suds....rather a long
    trip to the pub tho'....:)
    
    
    chico

    \Cummarahiyoo ya lot!