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    well, since I have created this place, let me be the first to taste the
    fruits of my labour!  
    
    mmmmmm, temp is just right, towel quite snug and secure, let me add
    some eucalyptus, myrrh, lavender oil...and, oh my, inhale deeply and
    slowly, and exhale...and inhale, and exhale letting all those thoughts
    about layoffs and job security, and "ex"-spousal contact slip away....
    
    Ah!  Feels good on these ol' bones!  At TKD class today, we were
    learning how to fall, and I fell WRONG!  Ooops!  how silly...
    
    My eyes are getting heavy, and the sweat is beading up...if no one
    comes in soon to visit, I'm afraid I will have to lay down and may
    just fall asleep.......
    
    ..Zoe

    Serenity tiptoes in and nudges Zoe gently, "Hey there sleepyhead," she
    says softly, "I brought some dragons blood to add in with your
    mixture."
    
    Serenity kicks back and meditates in the steamy heat.

    hi serenety..
    
    I always thought there must be a "wicca" side to you?!?
    
    Welcome...and thanks for the nudge..I nodded off big time!
    You think any of the men-folk around here will stop by, or
    is it "women's only" night, and the men'll be just "lurking"?
    
    After all, you and I added the rogue and rascal to the word
    association..we may be of the same mind-set about now ;-)!
    
    ..Zoe 

    Serenity chuckles softly, "Aye, indeed there art many sides to me
    including that of Wicca."
    
    "I know naught where art all the men this eve ... silly fellows, know
    they naught that we art here?!"
    
    Serenity hugs thee tightly! "We can wait them out!"

    Thanks for the hug.. I needed that..!
    
    Methinks the good knights are asleep, (yes, pun intended) for surely if
    they knew what awaited them, they would be here...what's that? I
    thought I saw a putty-cat..but, nope, it looks like a nose pressed
    against the steamy window...or what the heck is that thang??? 
    
    ..Zoe

    T'is not my nose, someone put the glass pain a bit too low and I am
    afraid my towel slipped a bit.... ha,ha.
    
    I am not telling you what that thang is however, you have to guess.
    
    Hi Sweet Ladies of Life and Love.
    
    May I sit between you too lovely creatures?  
    
    Aw, this feels wonderful in here.
    
    Dave�
    
    

    Let me just "scooch" over a bit..there!
    
    Dave...hope you don't mind that we've are a mite moist already, we've 
    been "steaming" a tad longer than you already...but you are most
    welcome here...!
    
    I am sure that it was your navel, perchance an "outie" we saw???
    but...'tis a mighty large one, for sure...hmmmm, the mist can be
    quite confusing.
    
    I say it's getting hotter in here..perhaps you turned up the heat?
    
    ..Zoe
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
      

    
    MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm I could smell the eucalyptis
    from out in the hallway, and just had to stop in for a heat-up!
    
    May I join you folks in here?  I don't care to lose my towel, 
    so I've decided to wear this here terry-cloth robe instead. Is
    that allowed?
    
    Would anyone care to share my mimosa's?  I brought them in a 
    plastic jug, with plastic cups, all for safety. :*)
    
    Terrie
    

    Terrie..you READ my mind..I was just thinking about a cool
    drink..and dreading the thought of leaving to get one..thanks
    for "being prepared"! 
    
    gluglugluglug...(ooops, not too lady like a sound...ahhhh!)
    
    miz zoe

    
    Any time Zoe!  I always come prepared. :*)
    
    I think next time we need more champagne, and less
    orange juice though. :*) hehehe
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    Room for a small one?
    
    Jackie

    
    
    Come on in Jackie!  :*)
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    Thanks...Shall I pour?  
    
    Good job I remembered the glasses!
    
    Jackie

    
    
    Yes, please do. :*)  I hope those are the
    no-break glasses? hehehe Wouldn't want to
    be calling Dave 'John Wayne Bobit', now would
    we? hehehehe :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    

    Here you all go..plenty for everyone!
    
    
    Ooops! These glasses *are* breakable, so we'd better be careful!
    
    Jackie

    
    
    move over....I need a seat....
    
    
    chico (tarbender at large)

    
    
    Hey Chico, didn't you read the intro?!?!?!
    
    Get back to the dressing room and get a towel!!!  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    	Hi guys,
    
    	Just passin' thru!!!!  WHO was that I just saw streakin' outta
    	here?  mmmmmmm, nice buns!!! hehehehe
    
    	I like your robe, TerriE.  What does it say on the back????
    	hehehehe  "Let me shake WHAT???""" hahahahahaha
    
    	I can't see who else is in here, it sooooo steamy.  My hair is
    	gonna have a field day with THIS place!!!!
    
    	aaaahhhhhh, great for the sinuses!!!
    
    	<sniff><sniff>  do I smell butterBALLS?????  (hahahahahahaha)
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    
    Well >M<, at least you didn't ask me to take it off to see what was
    written on my back! hehehehehe :*)
    
    I smell butterballs too!  Who brought them in? :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    RE: the butterballs ..
    
    'twas me who's bringing them in .. boy, you two have good noses!  Got a
    moe-ball in a non-breakable mug for everyone!  
    
    Came really close to bumping into chico as he streaked out of here! 
    Nice, um .. BUNS!  Yes, that's it!  Buns! (-:
    
    Holly (being sure that the towel is wrapped tightly, considering how
    innocent I am! (-:)
    

    
    
    Yipee!  The moe-balls are here!  The moe-balls are here! :*)
    
    
    Boy, Chico musta gone to the end of the earth for his towel.
    He's still not back!  Guess he hadda go pick the cotton, have it 
    stretched and woven first. hehehehe :*)
    
    
    (Kinda like the girl at Jillians that went to pick the 
    hopps for >M<'s beer the other night! :*)
    
    Terrie
    

I, in my buttonflyed towel, am here!

    
    	YIPPEEE!!!!  MOE-BALLS!!!!  hehehehehe  YUP, watched chico streak
    	on by, almost bumped into the door myself, watchin' him!!!! hehehe
    	(how does it feel CHEEKS to be the object of such open leering???)
    
    	This towel is itchy!  Must remember to tell the laundry person to
    	use more softener in the water!!!  ;^)
    
    	mmmmmm, MOE-BALLS and ::FRIENDS.... what more can we ask for? (and
    	GET???!!!!)
    
    	You're right about that girl the other nite, TerriE... MAN was SHE
    	slow!!!!  No tip for HER!!!!
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    
    
>    	YIPPEEE!!!!  MOE-BALLS!!!!  hehehehehe  YUP, watched chico streak
>    	on by, almost bumped into the door myself, watchin' him!!!! hehehe
>    	(how does it feel CHEEKS to be the object of such open leering???)
    
    
    	feels kinda good actually....;*)
    
    
    	chico (back with towel)

    Serenity scootches to make more room for everyone and adds just a touch
    of sage to the rocks.
    

    I need a nice ICE MOLSON.... In a plastic cup... I for one would not
    like to be J. W. Shortie ... aw ... Bobbitt.
    
    Nice having all these women about, and me I had to wear a towel, should
    have got the trench coat and done some hot flashes....
    
    
    Dave�
    
    

    Hey..watch out..don't step on me..!  I have been in here so long that I
    got very very dehydrated and small..even the bubbly isn't helping...I
    feel just like Alice in Wonderland, when she kept shrinking..."eat me"
    "drink me" etc. etc.....I better get out of here and rehydrate and
    get back to my normal size!
    
    Hmmmmm...being so tiny isn't so bad..looking up towels and such, as 
    I make my way through to the door...pretty cool ;-)!
    
    NO! Don't step...it's me...hey you up there!!!!!  
    
    Chico...since you were last in..could you open the door for me a crack,
    and let me slip out....(oh, so *that's* why you are called cheeks ;-})!
    
    (parting words as this one inch high female bolts the steam room...run
    away!)  

     hey <M> !!!!!!! I love those 2 sinuses of yours!! what are they? 
     
     I bet t. has 'em too? ;-))) I'll have to ask? ;-)))))))))))))))
     
     Boy! this place is crowded! Whatta ya mean there is something 
     written on my back? Let me take it off and see! ;-)
     *ooooooopssssssssssssssssssssss* *blush* sorry ladies and guys! 
     I didn't mean to embarres the guys here! :-) and make the ladies
     jellous! (sp?) hehehehehehehehe! 
    
     m. ;-)
     
      

    
    
    	Zoe, quit lookin' up my robe! ;*)
    
    	Jeez, these one inch high women.....can't trust 'em for a minute!
    :)
    
    
    chico

    
    
    	hehehehe  Zoe, you devil you!!!!
    
    	aaahhhh, nice place this steam room!  But my hair is getting
    	curlier and curlier!!!!  Oh, well.  who am *I* trying to impress
    	anyways?  O, who *IS* that person in the corner, lurking about?
    	Is it someone I know or is it someone I'd like to *GET* to know?
    
    	COme here my dear and introduce yourself!  <blink><blink>
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    Well, back to normal 5' 2" (so chico, I won't be able to check out
    those nice buns (etc.))..I never thought being a 1" high lady could 
    ever be such fun!
    
    I bring peace offerings for my not so "lady-like" behavoiur, mmmmm some
    Italian Ices for everyone..! Grab your favorite flavor...hey no
    pushing, now, there's some for everyone!
    
    Well, I did some TKD again today, and man...I hurt badly...seems
    as though when I messed up the fall from Monday, I didn't know
    just how badly I mucked my neck and shoulders up...it's a major
    "owie", and I had to miss out on a lot of the class today...any one 
    here good at healing massages?  I sure could use one, bad!!
    
    I will be most indebted to you...as Blanche Du Bois says, "Ah've
    always relied on the kindnes of strangers..." (and ::FRIENDS)
    
    ..Zoe

    
    Hi Zoe!
    
>    Well, I did some TKD again today, and man...I hurt badly...seems
>    as though when I messed up the fall from Monday, I didn't know
>    just how badly I mucked my neck and shoulders up...it's a major
>    "owie", and I had to miss out on a lot of the class today...any one 
>    here good at healing massages?  I sure could use one, bad!!
    
    	What's TKD? I've give great massages.....just ask Terrie....;*)
    
    
    chico

    
     Wow Chico, I must have missed that! Sorry to hear it hurts that bad!
    
     Hope it heals quickly! 
    
     ONE 33 for t.! *grinn*
     m. ;-)
    

    
    
    	got catch mark....:*)
    
    
    chico

    i meant what I said though! did you fall with your unpaid bike when it
    was not your brothers yet? *ouch* 
    That is one of the reasons I sold mine too! ;-)
    
    m. ;-) I mean I needed money too! hehehehehe
    
    

    
    
    >    i meant what I said though! did you fall with your unpaid bike when it
>    was not your brothers yet? *ouch* 
>    That is one of the reasons I sold mine too! ;-)
    
    	No Mark, I've never wiped out on any of my street bikes. The
    person who fell was TJ...I just extracted part of her note and put it
    in my buffer.
    	
    	Now, if we're talking dirt bikes, yeah, I've dumped a sh**load of
    them....:*) Dirt doesn't hurt like pavement tho'....and I don't jump my
    streetbike very often either....;*)
    
    
    chico	

    and you don't want to say what happened ey?????
    
    you forgot to tell! ;-))))
    
    Who did TJ fall on ey??? ;-) hehehehe! ;-)
    hmmmmmm nice riddle thing in here! *think*,*think* ;-)))))
    m. ;-)
    

    >>No Mark, I've never wiped out on any of my street bikes. The
    >>person who fell was TJ...
    
    huh? not that I remember!?!? well not today anyways :-)
    
    TJ

    TJ! he probably meant by fell...."fell in love?" hahahahaha
    
    m. ;-)
    

    OH!!!! yeah...in that case...am still nursing the cuts and bruises!! 
    
    TJ_fell_hard

    
    
    	Who was it then that said they needed a massage??????
    
    
    chico

    :looks around "not me" 
    
    TJ_doing_fine

    
    	ME ME ME!!!!!
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    
    
    	lay down here...I'll get the oil....
    
    

    OH MY.............

    
    
    	yes???? :) care to take notes? ;*)
    
    
    chico

    
    
    	aaahhhhh, that oil is at just the rite temp too!!! mmmmm
    	
    	My, what strong and hard
    
    
    
    
    	hands you have there , chico my man!!!!
    
    
    	hehehee
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    
    
    	I'm good with my hands....;*)
    
    
    chico

    
    	YUP, I'll "hand" it to you CHEEKS, you are GOOD!!!!~ hehehehe
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    
    
    <smirk>
    

    bummer royale!!!!
    
    Just because of lousy time differences, I, me, who in front of everyone
    here, had to *ASK* for a massage from my pain from my TKD (read Tae
    Kawn Do) class, am alas and alack, a mere voyeur to someone else's
    good fortune and bliss...sigh!  
    
    ..'scuse me why I grab another towel, toss it over my head, climb
    onto the top row, hide in a corner, lower my head in shame, and
    sulk...............(ain't I a mature woman, eh?)
    
    ..Zoe 

    
    
    	c'mere Zoe....I'll open a fresh bottle of *hot* oil for you....;*)
    
    
    chico

    Zoe, you could have just used the original towel, and let us guess who
    was sulking in the corner.   Hmmmm.... Interesting idea... Well, for a
    woman who was running about dodging feet when she was 1" tall, I guess
    that is fair.  
    
    Sorry about the Massage, but I guess that Cheeks got there first....so
    just enjoy.
    
    
    Dave�
    

    
    	Hey, Dave(one up).... do you still wanna massage someone?
    
    	I'll volunteer!!!  ME ME ME!!!!  I *NEVER* refuse a good massage!
    
    	Where do you want me?
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    >M<,
    
    I AM ready to give you a massage... I am not going to answer the
    question as to where I want you.... I would incriminate me.  Suffice to 
    say that in a non family conference, I could tell you...
    
    Would you like it with or without lub... aw oil?
    
    Dave�
    
    Hot scented towels first to open your pores, and then the oil will 
    penetrate better.
    
    
    

    
    
    	mmmmm, how about bayberry scented towels???  Is that on the menu...
    
    	OK, another time you can tell me!!!  ;^)
    
    	OOOO, what strong hands you have!!!
    
    	If I nod off, please don't let me fall off this table... OK...
    	altho the view from down here may be VERRRRY interesting... right
    	MUSH???
    
    	;^)
    
    	>M<

    chico...chivlary is not dead after all.....Yay!
    
    I am about to boogie to my TKD class, but had to log in...so,
    please begin, and you can narrate as you go along if you want,
    that way I *can* be two places at once (but not anywhere at all),
    and Dave, you can help too, either while you are helping >M<, that's
    what 2 hands are for ;-), or when you are through...the more the
    merrier...and I promise folks, that I will reciprocate....I have
    been told that I am skilled in massages....you'all can let rate my
    massage techniques...and give references? ;-)
    
    mmmmmm, that oil does feel so fine, and what big strong  hands you
    have chico....do you practice this often...?  Time for me to just
    shut up for a bit, and just hedonistically feel the sensations of 
    the aches, pains, owies and tension just get worked away..........
    ..................................................................
    ................
    
    ..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoe   

    
    
    	Enjoy TKD! Come back for a massage soon...I'll have the oil warmed
    up and ready for you....:)
    
    
    chico

    
    Hi all!!
    
    I was just passing by and could hear all the giggling and clinking of
    glasses and just hadda stop!;-) Do you guys have room for one more?
    Anyone need a massage? I brought some nice warm oil and a fresh round
    of cold drinkis. Oh, and I'm wearing a robe but the buttons
    keeps popping hmmmmmmmm;-).
    
    Wil

    
    
    	make room everyone! I'm gonna neat to get a bigger place here...:)
    
    
    chico

    
    
    Ah, this should be nice after a long swim in the pool...all I need next
    is the hot tub.
    
    I love a good steaming. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    	<click! - ow!>
    
    the sound of me stapling my lips together to avoid setting myself
    hidden.
    
    
    

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, just what I need to relax!

I'll just put a little lilac scent in this water to help!

Now pour some bubbly in this plastic glass and take a few sips!

	Anyone want to join me?

That's O.K., I'm having fun all alone!

What I really need to relax, though

-> -> -> set up -> ->

is this snarf!!!

Lola

    
    
    Chris slips into the steam as Lola heads out...I'll watch the room for
    you Lola.
    
    Have a good one!
    
    Chris
    :)