| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 139.1 | Next!! | ZEKE::GALE | Serenity | Wed Aug 11 1993 04:21 | 13 |
| Once upon a time, Serenity was walking through the mists of time and
space when she ran across a handsome young prin ... er, cowboy. He was
tall dark and handsome!
He looked Serenity up and down slowly, then he went to one knee and
said, "Hello, Su, er, Ja, er Serenity!"
Serenity laughed and said, "Oh Neb! How did you know me? I changed my
name, I changed the way I look, I even changed my religion! Ben! How
did you know it was me??"
The breeze played through the mists, making them into spiraling columes
of pastels as Ben laughed and replied .....
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| 139.2 | | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Neb, thats me! | Wed Aug 11 1993 04:24 | 1 |
| Good Gawd! The Beauty Is Still On Duty!!!
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| 139.3 | | ZEKE::GALE | Serenity | Wed Aug 11 1993 04:40 | 8 |
| Serenity giggles at such a silly statement. Just them through the mists
came Joe riding a huge black horse. He looked at Serenity, "Gee, you
look familiar."
He looked at Ben, and decided that looking at Serenity was easier so he
returned his gaze to her.
The horse stood by placidly while ...
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| 139.4 | Mental toss Flycoon | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Neb, thats me! | Wed Aug 11 1993 04:53 | 8 |
| ...Serenity pondered the signifance of short person behavior, in pedal
depressed pancromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains.
Meanwhile, Ben looks over at Joes horse and says "I'm gonna buy me a
horse, just about this big and ride him all along the boarder line, with
a pair of heavy duty zircon incrusted tweezers in my hand, all the gals
will say I'm mighty grand.....I'm moving to Montana soon, cause I'm Gonna
be a dental floss tycoon.....
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| 139.5 | | ZEKE::GALE | Serenity | Wed Aug 11 1993 05:12 | 10 |
| Ben pulled a slip of paper from his back pocket and said,
"Yup .... mental floss, dental floss, accidental floss, and any other
floss you can think of. Montana, sky country, that's the palce for me!"
Michelle peeped from behind a tree and said, "Accidental floss? How
much?"
Joe and Ben turned towards the newcomer with big happy grins and
simutaneously replied in unison ;) ....
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| 139.6 | | I18N::MICHELLE | Tot de schijt ons doodt | Wed Aug 11 1993 05:18 | 7 |
| ...no charge for newcomers...
Michelle wasn't really *sure* what accidental floss was... but was
trusting enough to want to find out.....
:)
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| 139.7 | | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Neb, thats me! | Wed Aug 11 1993 05:25 | 8 |
| Oh Oh, Spegetti Oh's! "Dern! I thought it was Dental Floss" replied
Ben to Joe. Joe let out a big Y*A*W*N* and went to sleep. Not even
Serenity could wake him up. Michelle waited for a response from either
Ben or Joe as to how much the mental Toss ..er Accidental Floss would
cost her - "50 cents an a foot"- Ben blurts out as he tried to wake Joe
up but Joe was out.
Just then over the horizon came....
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| 139.8 | | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Neb, thats me! | Wed Aug 11 1993 05:59 | 1 |
| The sand man I guess, everyone has gone to sleep.......
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| 139.9 | I am not the sandman.... | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Wed Aug 11 1993 21:12 | 15 |
| Nah, I am not the Sandman, I am the WIZARD, and I am riding
my pet dragon, called Speck. I have just put you into a gentle
sleep spell, and I am checking for the terms of Accidental
Floss.
I do not find it in my notebook computer book of spells. You can
now all awake refreshed and feeling clean of mind and body.
The horses are still asleep as they could be spooked by the
presense of Speck.
So good friends, I am of to another majikal adventure in the next
realm... Adios, auf wiedersehen!
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| 139.10 | | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Neb, thats me! | Thu Aug 12 1993 01:25 | 41 |
| ...at that very moment Ben woke up and cried, "HOLY COW! WHAT A DREAM
I HAD!" He proceeded to tell Serenity about the WIZARD and his pet
dragon called Speck. Serenity looked Ben and she grined and rolled
her eyes and thought to herself, "this guys got some imagination."
That wasn't a dream, that was Dave Royer and his horse Speck.
Meanwhile, Joe was still asleep, dreaming about Cherie, M-L,
Valerie, Ann, /gina, /jen and of course Serenity! Serenity decided to wake
Joe but he was so tired that he ignored Serenity. He was too deep into
his delicious dream and didn't want to spoil it.
Serenity grinned as she watched Joe's facial expressions as he kept
dreaming.
While this was happening, Ben and Dave were talking about the
accidental floss and Ben showed Dave a sample. Ben said again that he
was moving to Montana soon to be a Mental Toss Flycoon..er ..Dental
Floss aka Accidental Floss Tycoon. Dave was not impressed. Dave then
told Ben that Python Boots were a much better business to get into.
Just then Ben, who was himself was wearing Python boots, said ...
My Python Boots are to tight
Couldn't get em off last night
A week has gone by
And now is July,(August)
And Serenity cried
YOU'VE GOT STINKFOOT!!
Then Dave said
Can you rinse it off do you suppose?
"Yes" Serenity said, "just go down to the creek and rinse your
feet Ben. You'll be good as gold."
While Ben was rinsing the stinkfoot off his feet......
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| 139.11 | | LEVERS::WOODFORD | Wake me when it's over | Thu Aug 12 1993 13:23 | 15 |
|
...While ben was washing the stinkfoot off his feet, he decided that he
might as well get undressed and take a full bath in the fresh cold
water. He placed his clothes neatly under a tree, and entered the cold
realm. Just at that moment, Terrie and Gina appeared out of nowhere
and stole all of Ben's clothes.
There he was in the water buck naked, and now with no means of escape.
As he was trying to think of a way out of the situation, along came
/gina and Lori. They were thrilled to find that Ben was in such a
predicament. They put their lawn chairs on the edge of the water
trying to coax him to join them.
What was Ben to do?!?....
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| 139.12 | obvious one | RDGENG::CARAUX | When u r the best, u can't be modest | Thu Aug 12 1993 13:37 | 15 |
| Well, Ben, in fact as every male with lot of commone sense went
naturally to the two girls
and as he reached them,
stunned one of the two and took her clothes but obviously it was the
wrong size so left the clothes and
wanted to stun the other one but then again the girl had fled when she
had seen the violence of such a powerful male so he
disappeared in the nature running not to catch a cold. Then he met two
martians who were quite civilized I must say, not as the four previous and
they decided to take him home. And then the story of Ben in the space
really started.
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| 139.13 | | LEVERS::WOODFORD | Wake me when it's over | Thu Aug 12 1993 13:44 | 10 |
|
They used Ben in many scientific experiments, and he got great pleasure
out of all of this...
Especially when they made him fornicate with several different martian
women to see his reaction to their type of love-making, which was very
unlike the human way in that they.........
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| 139.14 | I won't keep on on Ben | RDGENG::CARAUX | When u r the best, u can't be modest | Thu Aug 12 1993 14:30 | 27 |
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thought it would be a great idea if they tried a couple of human female
and found interesting the fact there were two specimens down on earth
on the side of one completely useless as still stunned.
Well so they took Terrie and Gina aboard their special ship and made
real life test :
Love making of course
Cooking
Ironing
Washing the dishes
washing the clothes
DIYing
and finally decided they could be some good slaves but then again they
didn't realize their mistake as they didn't know the females'character.
So began the long and ended story of the poor Martians trying to
convince Terrie and Gina to go home. they then were back home...
We've forgotten to say that those nice martians gave some clothes to
our Ben.
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| 139.15 | Help me mister wizard. | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Thu Aug 12 1993 20:24 | 17 |
| However the clothing from Mars, was a bit special, it becomes invisable
when exposed to Earth Atmosphere.
So we find our hero Ben, walking along to who knows where... Not in the
direction of Montana for sure.
Enter Dave and Serenity, she is now aboard Speck too, and she is
setting sidesaddle, as there is just not a lot of room on a liz... Ah
Dragon, and Speck is misbehaving as he does not like the added weight.
A slight buck and our hero is joined by the Mighty Wizard, and
Serenity. The Wizards majickal wand is broken, and he says, "Now you
have done it, you stupid Dragon... what will I do now?"
Night falls... THUD!
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| 139.16 | | ZEKE::GALE | Serenity | Thu Aug 12 1993 21:41 | 9 |
| Serenity pats Speck softly and says, "That's ok, Speck, you didn't mean
to."
And then with a magickal wave of her hand she repaired the broken wand
as good as new and added a special deep purple amethyst to it
increasing its power ten-fold. She kissed the wizard Dave lightly on
his cheek and said, "There ya go!"
The wizard was so impressed he ....
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| 139.17 | | LEVERS::WOODFORD | Wake me when it's over | Thu Aug 12 1993 21:52 | 4 |
|
FAINTED!
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| 139.18 | ZAP.... | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Thu Aug 12 1993 22:15 | 8 |
| And when he came to, the whole world was askew, no that was just
because of the angle he was reclining.
Thanking Serenity for the added power and repairs, the Wizard waved the
wand and he, Ben, Serenity and Speck were instantly transported to
Kalispel, Montana... where...
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| 139.19 | | ZEKE::GALE | Serenity | Thu Aug 12 1993 23:23 | 7 |
| a herd of young deer ran across a nearby open plain. It seemed they
were headed for the North Pole, looking for work, poor things. Little
did they know they would be discriminated against because they were not
reindeer, just plain old everyday white tails.
Speck, espying the deer, licked his dragony lips and said in the most
perfect english you have ever heard ....
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| 139.20 | | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Fri Aug 13 1993 20:52 | 18 |
| Do you like your Venison well done or rare, as a tendril of smoke
trickled from his nostrils?
Ben was searching for a Tent in his backpack, now where did that
come from?
Dave on the other hand... was looking for a downed tree to use and
finally found a spot for himself and Speck. The Wizard waved is wand
and produced a pavalion for Serenity, and they all set around the
fire that was ignited by Speck. (handy to have a dragon friend ... you
do not need matches) They set around listening to Speck tell scary
stories of the past when dragons ruled the world.
Then the went to their seperate locations to sleep..
Much later a blood curdling scream pierced the air...
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| 139.21 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Sat Aug 14 1993 02:02 | 17 |
| Serenity ran out of the pavilion, her hair was an uncombed mess and she
was quite perturbed at having her sleep disturbed.
Speck arrived next, huffing and snorting little flames in his anxiety.
"Go get 'em, Speck!" cried Serenity, "And tell them to stop that
terrible noise, we goddess-types need our rest!"
Speck bounded off into the woods, knocking small trees down easily and
disturbing all manner of flora and fauna. Dave stumbled out finally,
rubbing his eyes, his wizard hat slightly askew ...
"What's up?" he inquired of Serenity.
"Didn't you hear that blood curdling scream??!"
"Of course I did, Serenity ... but don't worry, it's only ..... "
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| 139.22 | We're havin' a party..Everybody's singin'.. | LEVERS::WOODFORD | WomenMakePolicyNotCoffee | Sat Aug 14 1993 14:03 | 18 |
|
"It's only the cry of the Flopelopelgop tritree bird. This is their
mating season, don't you know?"
With that, everyone was put to ease, but not to bed. They layed awake
for the rest of the night listening to the mating screams, and wishing
it would stop.
The next morning the beautiful Serenity decided to do something about
it. She cast a spell on the birds, and from then only the birds
themselves could hear the screams. Everyone cheered for Serenity, and
decided that they should have a celebration in her honour.
The planning for the party was left up to Lola because she is so good
at planning parties. She enlisted the help of Holly, Lori, and John
for the important occasion. They were each in charge of different
items on the list....
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| 139.23 | | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Thu Aug 19 1993 16:29 | 10 |
| While the planning for the party is going on the Wizard who had nothing
of real importance pending, flew off with Speck to a remote mountain
top. (Pikes Peak as it is known to some.) To meditate and grow
wiser.
But, after three days of doing nothing the wizard, decided to return to
his friends, so a wave of the wand and they pop in on the scene....
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| 139.24 | (a break in the story line) | MVDS00::BELFORTI | Ferroequinologists Unite! | Thu Aug 19 1993 16:33 | 1 |
| (the only thing you'll grow on top of PP is goose bumps)
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| 139.25 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Thu Aug 19 1993 23:06 | 6 |
| .... a big BIG black cauldron in the clearing, bubbling and boiling
along nicely.
The wizard arched one wizardy eyebrow and inspected the brew carefully.
He looked all around, seeing no one and said to Speck, "Speck ....."
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| 139.26 | | BINKLY::FRANCESCHI | wild child | Fri Aug 20 1993 00:06 | 1 |
| "... Speck, There seems to be just one little ingredient missing..."
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| 139.27 | | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Fri Aug 20 1993 19:23 | 3 |
| ...in this Irish Stew...
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| 139.28 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Fri Aug 20 1993 23:53 | 1 |
| "Ah yes ... it's the ...
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| 139.29 | :-) | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Put jam in my pockets, I'm toast! | Sat Aug 21 1993 00:39 | 1 |
| END!
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| 139.30 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Sat Aug 21 1993 01:41 | 5 |
| "NO! NO! NOOOOO!" screamed Spec the talking dragon, "It's NOT really
THE END!! HONEST!"
Spec sampled the stew and immediately spit it out! "Ye gads! The cook
must have been ....
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| 139.31 | | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Put jam in my pockets, I'm toast! | Sat Aug 21 1993 02:09 | 3 |
| .....Linda Blair! "This is supposed to be Stew, not SplitPea soup!
YUCK!" growled Spec. "Serenity should have made the stew!" She is a
good cook and....
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| 139.32 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Sat Aug 21 1993 02:22 | 6 |
| .... so sexy and beautiful too! ;)
The wizard peered from under his magick hat at Spec and raised one
eyebrow, "Spec,", he said in a very low voice, "You really should not
tell the whole world about the charmly charms of Serenity. After all,
she could be kidnapped or ravished or something by ..... "
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| 139.33 | | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Put jam in my pockets, I'm toast! | Sat Aug 21 1993 03:29 | 13 |
| ...that man with the Zircon encrusted tweezers in his hand, that
mental Toss Flycoon, that Movin to Montana Man, the one with the Stink
foot and the Python Boots! Then what would you do Spec?
"Oh." muttered Spec. "I won't mention it to anyone, not even to Serenity
herself." We wouldn't want her to get a swelled head now would we."
The wizard grinned and rebutted. "No, thats not the reason. Those who are
fortunate enough to meet Serenity will discover for *themselves* just how
Charming she is. This quality will make itself apparent to those who
discover Serenity."
Spec was speechless. The wizard got his point across and.....
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| 139.34 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Sat Aug 21 1993 03:43 | 12 |
| pulled out his magickal crystal ball. He gazed deep into its misty
depths. The mists swirled and twirled ... and finally he found what he
was looking for.
Inside the crystal ball, the mighty wizard could clearly see a
beautiful woman all dressed in white with a veil upon her head. She was
surrounded by other women who all were dressed very prettily and were
oooo'ing and ah'ing over the beautiful dress the woman in white was
wearing.
The wizard mused "Holly is the lovliest of all brides. I shall gift her
with a special gift. I think I shall send her a ...... "
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| 139.35 | | ELMAGO::BENBACA | Put jam in my pockets, I'm toast! | Sat Aug 21 1993 03:47 | 1 |
| ....blender. Naaa, make that a......
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| 139.36 | | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Mon Aug 23 1993 21:27 | 13 |
| Blessing so that she shall never be less happy than she is at this
moment...
Speck looks sideways and says; " I wish to present a gift to Holly too,
I wish for her... ETERNAL beauty as she is at this moment, forever the
blushing bride."
The wizard mutters a spell and waves his wand, intending to appear at
the festive ocassion, but a nearby warlock who has evil intent diverts
the wizards spell, and Speck and the Wizard are diverted to...
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| 139.37 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Tue Aug 24 1993 00:10 | 6 |
| Beautiful downtown Burbank!
(What an evil warlock!)
Spec looks to his master with a question in his eyes and lo and behold!
None other than the famous, world renown, old cotton-picker ...
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| 139.38 | | CSC32::D_ROYER | Chi beve birra campa cent'anni. | Tue Aug 24 1993 16:18 | 12 |
| Dan Rowan appears with the flying fickle finger of fate award to
present to the evil warlock.
The wizard politely suggested what he should, but Speck, a bit peeved,
tells the presenter to give it to the warlock, and suggested to place
it where the sun does not shine.
Speck places the wizard on his back and starts the long journey to the
party scene... Speck is missing Serenity... he lets out a frightful
moan that echos up to Hollywood....
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| 139.39 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Tue Sep 14 1993 23:18 | 10 |
| Lady Serenity dashes in to console and comfort her good friend Speck.
"Speck, sweet love ... doth forgive this one, I beg of thee."
Speck, (being no dummy) really plays it up for all he is worth, gaining
much sympathy and many delightful little kisses from Serenity.
Serenity (Also no dummy) see right through this ploy and with a wave of
her staff conjures up Speck's favorite meal .... chocolate fudge ice
cream with coconut cookies. Speck looks at this delight and ...
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| 139.40 | | STOWOA::OROURKE | I'll sleep when I'm dead | Wed Sep 15 1993 00:12 | 7 |
|
lets out a sigh of contentment. Speck then says "If I'm a good boy
and eat all of my dinner, can I have Death by Chocolate for dessert?"
Just as Serenity is about to respond there is a knock at the door...
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| 139.41 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Wed Sep 15 1993 03:45 | 8 |
| and as she peeks outside, her mouth parts in surprise,
"Why, m'lord! What art ye doing here at this hour? Pray do come in and
sit with me, Sir Graeme ... shalt I ring for the valet to polish thy
armour??"
Sir Graeme bows deeply to Lady Serenity and steps inside, smiling he
says ...
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| 139.42 | | KURMA::GMITCHELL | Siol Nan Gaidheal | Wed Sep 15 1993 03:55 | 10 |
| "A thousand thanks for your hospitality Lady Serenity, just what a
knight needs after a hard day slaying dragons and englishmen"
He continues
"Sit with you, I'd love to. Could you help me out of my armour
first :)"
LAdy Serenity helps the young knight out his armour, to her suprise
she.....
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| 139.43 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Security is everyone's job | Wed Sep 15 1993 04:10 | 14 |
| discovers that Sir Graeme has a hole in his left sock.
"M'lord, there art a hole in thy hose! I shall mend it for thee
mineself!"
Serenity slowly rolls down the offending hose and pulls out her silk
and a darning egg. Sir Graeme ghets cozy in front of the fire while
Speck sniffs around the kitchen looking for more chocolate.
Serenity makes the nicest, tiniest little stitches and muses aloud ..
"M'lord, what adventures hath ye been upon and what news can thou bring
to me of the doings at the castle?"
Sire Graeme turns to Serenity, beaming at her and replies,
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| 139.44 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Sun Feb 06 1994 21:09 | 25 |
| Actually ... t'would seem Sir Graeme fell asleep ... all in a
`knight's' work I suppose.
Serenity quickly dusts off the story line and makes it presentable for
reading once again. -> dust ... dust ... dust <-
As the day dawns bright and clear, Serenity walks about the courtyard
followed closely by Speck, her ever-faithful dragon ... ever since his
wizard deserted him, he became attached to the fair maid and is
extremely protective of her.
Serenity walked carefully across the snow-covered flagstones ....
wishing for the warmth of Spring to come and melt all the ice about the
castle.
"I long for flowers, music and wine, dear Speck! What e'er shalt I
do??"
Into the courtyard skipped Serenity's pride and Joy .... smiling and
laughing and carrying an AURA of Spring all about her. Holly grined at
her -sunny- mom and said,
"Heck ... you don't need the hot sun ... you got a dragon!"
Holly turned to Speck and said most charmingly ....
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| 139.45 | what a lovely story! when I mean how does it end? | JGODCL::NOORDIJK | guess how few many? ;-) | Mon Feb 07 1994 08:02 | 8 |
|
"sjeeez what did you have for dinner last night?" pppfeeeeewwww ;-)))))))
Thanks Serenity for including t and me in your story!!! m'lord! ;-)))))
t'would!!!! hehehehehe! ;-)
m. ;-)
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| 139.46 | Enter the Ninja... ah that should be Wizard. | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Mon Feb 07 1994 17:39 | 9 |
| The Wizard, bedraggled, and almost starved from the long imprisonment
at the hands of the Evil Chandr. Casts a spell of summer upon the
blighted world about the castle and falls into a coma at Serenity's
feet.
Speck, nuzzles the inert form of his friend but nothing happens....
Dave
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| 139.47 | Spell caster, extroidinaire | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Mon Feb 07 1994 22:57 | 15 |
| Serenity skips into the garden delighting in all the sunshine. The sweet
sound of birdsong fills the air when suddenly she sees a lump lying close
to Speck. Speck whines softly and nudges the huddled mass once again.
Serenity dashes over and sees the wizard, "Oh My!"
A low moan escapes from the wizard, she whips out her all-purpose, genuine,
original, one-of-a-kind, super-powerful magickal wand and points it at the
Wiz as she incants in elvish.
The birds stop singing.
Speck backs waaaaaaay off.
The winds pick up and ....
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| 139.48 | hohohohohoho.... Serenity, I hope you'll pardon me. | BBIV02::RAVISHANKAR | Another2More2TheRoaring30's | Tue Feb 08 1994 05:24 | 12 |
|
< ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP >
The wizard finds himself in the raw.. Serenity, in all her
excitement and concern had missed a word in her magickal spell....
There was Speck... rolling on his back... anguished at the state
his master was in now... and laughing at the same time..at what
happened ....
Then...
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| 139.49 | I hate raw Wizard, but Cooked is worse. | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Tue Feb 08 1994 17:53 | 5 |
| The Wizard moans, and mumbles something about a Warning regarding an
E_il C__andr... and .....
Dave
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| 139.50 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Tue Feb 08 1994 21:22 | 7 |
| bravely keeps a stiff upper lip while Serenity notes the exact size and
location of every goose bump on the Wizard's body.
"What art that, mine Wizard?? A what??"
The Wizard turns to Serenity and surreptiously kicks Speck a good one
as he replies,
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| 139.51 | | LEVERS::WOODFORD | The Double S/Double D Syndrome! | Tue Feb 08 1994 21:28 | 7 |
|
the wizard replies, " Why Serenity, have thou not ever felt the
world's largest goose bump before?" :*)
Terrie
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| 139.52 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Tue Feb 08 1994 21:29 | 2 |
| Serenity looks a little closer .... "That's not a goose bump! That's a
....."
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| 139.53 | | KIRKTN::GMITCHELL | Arbroath 1320 | Tue Feb 08 1994 21:33 | 1 |
| The wizard replies "..a what did you call it??"
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| 139.54 | And you thought I couldn't get out of that one... | LEVERS::WOODFORD | The Double S/Double D Syndrome! | Tue Feb 08 1994 21:34 | 6 |
|
...that's a magic crayola(tm) color wand that allows you to change the
mood of the entire world with the wave of the wand in the proper hand.
But, if it is waved by someone that doesn't have the special powers
needed to use it, then.......
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| 139.55 | Typical weather in the U.S. these days... | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Tue Feb 08 1994 21:52 | 6 |
| As the Wizard becomes aware of the surroundings, asks, What became of
my clothing, that was one of my better robes? Someone fine some wood
and Speck dear friend, breath some fire to start them, I am cold, and
this snow is really becoming a bother...
Dave
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| 139.56 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Tue Feb 08 1994 22:43 | 4 |
| Serenity waves the Wizards magick wand and a full set of black and
silver robes appear from thin air and drape themselves over his
shivering body. Speck looks for wood and finding none decided to
substiute ....
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| 139.57 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | The easy way is always mined.. | Tue Feb 08 1994 22:43 | 7 |
|
..with a fire crackling and it's warmth finding it's way to the Wizards
old bones, he began to recount the days of his errant youth....
chico
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| 139.58 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Tue Feb 08 1994 22:46 | 2 |
| The Wizard scratched his long white beard as he stared into the flames
... "Back about .... oh .... 750 or 800 years ago ...."
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| 139.59 | back to Square 1.... hehehehehehe | BBIV02::RAVISHANKAR | Another2More2TheRoaring30's | Wed Feb 09 1994 05:05 | 6 |
|
..the wizard continued...
"I remember Serenity having zapped me clothes off...but we were
learning spell casting then..... Boy.. what a class that was...."
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| 139.60 | The great escape... | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Wed Feb 09 1994 15:11 | 12 |
| Aw, the warmth of the fire feels real good, Speck, and thanks Serenity
Dear, for the covering, I am afraid I do not look good in
Blue...especially skin, said the Wizard.
It has been forever since I have Eaten a bite... The Evil Chandr
captured me and took all my possessions so I was left in a cold damp
tower room. Luckily one of the serving maids left the door unlocked
and I managed to escape, does anyone have any food about?
I could eat a....
Dave
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| 139.61 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Wed Feb 09 1994 22:04 | 9 |
| ... *whole jar of* ....
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Petrified birdie feet
Tons and tons of pink and purple porpoise puss
And I won't even need a spoon
To which Holly replied ....
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| 139.62 | | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Wed Feb 09 1994 22:06 | 5 |
| Don't hog the whole thing, save some for me....
and then....
Dave
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| 139.63 | called Rabbie.. | PAKORA::KANDERSON | Let me out! | Wed Feb 09 1994 22:23 | 7 |
| and then.....a large flying haggis came out of the sky and landed
on......
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| 139.64 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | The easy way is always mined.. | Thu Feb 10 1994 12:37 | 4 |
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....the wizards head! Then ,as the insides of the sheeps stomach
dribbled down his chin, he gave his lips a quick lick and said....
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| 139.65 | Crepes, give me Crepes.... | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Thu Feb 10 1994 16:43 | 12 |
| Bleach give me some draino anything to get this foul taste out of me.
Whiping his wand about in a 360 sweep he sends the foul mess back
from whence it came, and then goes to be alone and be sick...
The Wizard is not a Scot, see!
And then on the horizon is heard....
Dave
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| 139.66 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Thu Feb 10 1994 21:25 | 5 |
| The sound of 10 thousand cats being tortured with red hot pokers ... or
something very similiar .... it seems to be coming from the Nook.
A huge purple cloud floats into view and from it bursts forth a rainbow
and sliding down the rainbow is none other than ...
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| 139.67 | Ouch.... | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Thu Feb 10 1994 21:28 | 7 |
| Thor... And he is angry...
He smashes the Wizards wand in to a bizallion pieces with his hammer,
and departs, over his shoulder he says....
Dave
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| 139.68 | | AYRPLN::VENTURA | Aim at nothing & you'll hit it | Thu Feb 10 1994 21:47 | 4 |
| Holly! There are cats being tortured!! We MUST stop it!!
Holly then runs in and ...
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| 139.69 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Thu Feb 10 1994 21:51 | 5 |
| yells" GRAB THE .69 SERENITY!"
And so she does .... Holly suddenly realizes that cats aren't really
being tortured ... it only sounds like that, she quickly discovers it
is really only ...
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| 139.70 | | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Thu Feb 10 1994 22:01 | 10 |
| The sound of the Wizard bemoaning the fate of his wand....
Oh my poor wand....
Whatever can I do...
Dave
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| 139.71 | | ZEKE::STARBRIGHT | Serenity | Thu Feb 10 1994 22:05 | 2 |
| Serenity thinks and thinks and thinks ... what can she do to help the
poor wizzie??
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| 139.72 | can't have a wizard without a wand....*8))))) | QCAADC::RAVISHANKAR | StuckInBetweenTimeZones | Fri Feb 11 1994 05:53 | 11 |
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And after a lot of thinking.....
She hits upon the right spell... This time everything is right
and...
ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP......
the broken wand is reassembled and lies there with a bow tied around
it..... The wizard is still howling......
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| 139.73 | watch where you put it you fool! ;-))) | JGODCL::NOORDIJK | almost 3 weeks onlyyyy! ;-))) | Fri Feb 11 1994 07:07 | 7 |
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Because somebody put a stool on his foot! ;-) so she zaps another spell
and all of a sudden the sound of the wizard cannot be heard anymore
when..........
m. ;-)
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| 139.74 | Tomorrow.... | CSC32::D_ROYER | You tucha my Karma, I breaka you face | Fri Feb 11 1994 15:38 | 10 |
| The Wizard reaches the reassembled wand waves it mightily and zaps the
stool into toothpicks, and the person sitting upon it is now having to
enjoy the removal of the sharp bits of wood from the nether area.
The Wizard no longer in pain, enters the Colorado Springs Airport to
go to Spokane. Who knows what fate awaits our 'hero' there....
Dave
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