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Conference 7.286::dcu

Title:DCU
Notice:1996 BoD Election results in 1004
Moderator:CPEEDY::BRADLEY
Created:Sat Feb 07 1987
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1041
Total number of notes:18759

591.0. "DCU and bank jokes" by AIDEV::POLIKOFF (LMO2-1/C11 Marlboro MA 296-5391) Wed Jul 29 1992 14:05

    	There was no other note with Joke in the title and there are no
    funny keywords so I think I will start this fun type note. I think it
    is time to add some levity to our credit union. I saw this joke in a
    magazine the other day.

    				Arnie

    Betty, "What does your father do for a living?"

    Jimmy, "He cleans out the bank."

    Betty, "Is he the janitor or the president?"
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591.1Is this how it worked with Mangone?DYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu Jul 30 1992 10:2729
   A credit union was advertising for new head accountant.  Three
   applicants showed up for an interview.  The president call in the
   first applicant and asked, "How much is two plus two?"
   
   The first applicant looked a little confused and answered, "Four."
   
   "Thank you," the president replied, "Would you send in the next
   applicant?"
   
   That applicant came and was asked, "How much is two plus two?"
   
   The second one was as confused as the first and cautiously answered,
   "Four."
   
   "Thank you, and please send in the last applicant," was the
   president's response.
   
   The third applicant came in.  The president once again asked, "How
   much is two plus two?"
   
   With this the third applicant looked very serious.  He slowly raised
   from his seat and checked to see that the door was securely shut. 
   He closed the window blinds, disconnected the phone and intercom
   wires, checked to see that no one else was in the room, leaned over
   to the president and whispered,
   
   "How much do you want it to be?"
   
   He got the job.