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Conference turris::languages

Title:Languages
Notice:Speaking In Tongues
Moderator:TLE::TOKLAS::FELDMAN
Created:Sat Jan 25 1986
Last Modified:Wed May 21 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:394
Total number of notes:2683

230.0. "Use Ada or else?" by PSYCHE::DMCLURE (Braindancing induces Brainstorming) Thu Apr 13 1989 15:40

        Is the war over?  If so, I guess I can scrap my plans for the
    "Battle of the Languages II"...  ;^)

				    -davo
			~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
From the April edition of Computer Language (p.31):
 
The software crisis many observers such as Ed Yourdon have been
chronicling has finally reached the attention of the nation's
lawmakers. Congressman A.F.Day has introduced legislation that would
make Ada the official language of the United States. "This legislation
is intended to increase the software productivity of American
programmers," said Day. "When we are faced with increasing competition
from foreign programmers, it becomes essential to concentrate our
resources where they will do the most good." Day's bill establishes
civil and criminal penalties for any programmer who uses archaic
languages like Fortran, Basic, or C. If you have comments about this
legislation, write to the Honorable A.F.Day, 401 Rayburn Office Bdg.,
Washington D.C. 04189.
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230.1Check the clues...FLUME::reevesJon Reeves, ULTRIX compiler groupFri Apr 14 1989 11:476
Note that this was an April edition; I would expect that Congressman
Day's first and middle names are April and Fools.  If it was real, I
would have expected the rep's state to be given, and a bill number. 
That ZIP code looks suspect, too.

But then, you knew that already, right?
230.2FIRE!!!PNEUMA::DMCLUREBraindancing induces BrainstormingFri Apr 14 1989 13:467
re: .1,

	Ah, shucks!  You spoiled all of the fun!

				    -davo

p.s.	And this was such a crowded theater too!
230.3Back to the battle...PNEUMA::DMCLUREBraindancing induces BrainstormingFri Apr 14 1989 13:5723
	However, should such a bill ever be considered or (shudder to
    think) pass, you might want to know the real adresses and phone
    numbers of the various A.F.Days in D.C.  You were right about the
    zip code mentioned in the base note, here are the real Macoys:

	The Honorable Jane Doe		The Honorable John Doe
	United States Senate		House of Representatives
	Washington, D.C. 20510		Washington, D.C. 20510

			The President
			The White House
			Washington, D.C. 20500

	Phone #'s

	1.  White House Comments Office....................202-465-2226
	2.  Legislative Information - bill status (LEGIS)..202-225-1772
	3.  Floor Procedings - Senate......................202-224-8541
	4.  Floor Procedings - House.......................202-225-7400

				  -davo

p.s.	No foolin here gang!