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Conference trucks::football;1

Title: Soccer Football Conference
Notice:Don't forget your season ticket.....
Moderator:MOVIES::PLAYFORD
Created:Thu Aug 08 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:608
Total number of notes:85903

604.0. "Sing Up Over There" by VYGER::ALEXANDERM (MARK ALEXANDER) Tue Apr 08 1997 11:13

Right folks, I know there are prior NOTES covering this topic but they have not 
been used in years.  

What I would like is for all you poor, unfortunate people out there who are not 
lucky enough to get to sing "Paper Roses" to fill this note with the lyrics to 
some of your teams best songs. (Keep it polite as possible, if you need to swear 
explicits please!)

Unfortunatly apart from "Paper Roses" Kilmarnock fans do not really have any 
original songs of there own, so I have to admit to spending Saturdays listening 
to the oppositions songs.  Also there is a Newcastle song that I like but at 
this moment in time I can not remember how it goes.

Anyway get noting, and keep it clean (Reasonably!)

Mark.
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604.1IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsTue Apr 08 1997 11:4814
    An old 70's favourite from the terraces of the English Div 1....
    
    "COME AN' 'AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE 'ARD ENUFF"
    
    or the old Celtic favourite, sang, (I think), to the tune of "Bread of
    Heaven"
    
    "WHO'S THE MASON?, WHO'S THE MASON?, WHO'S THE MASON IN THE
    BLACK?...WHO'S THE MASON IN THE BLACK?"
    
    I can't think of any songs that the QPR crowd sing....
    
    Ray....
    
604.2VYGER::ALEXANDERMTue Apr 08 1997 12:128
    "COME AN' 'AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE 'ARD ENUFF"
    
    Was that not normally followed replied with a chorus of:
    
    "YOURE GOING TO GET YOUR F****** HEAD KICKED IN"
    
    Mark.
    
604.3VYGER::ALEXANDERMMARK ALEXANDERTue Apr 08 1997 12:177
   "Was that not normally followed replied with a chorus of:"
    
   Should read: Was that not mormally followed by a chorus of:
    
    Excuse my poor use of the english language.
    
    Mark.
604.4Tame ones.CHEFS::WILLIAMSAI wanna be LukeTue Apr 08 1997 12:359
    I always like:
    
    Who's that pratt with a nipple on his hat?
    It's a copper, it's a copper.
    
    And the version I remember about who's that in black, it isn't a mason,
    more like merchant (banker).
    
    Alen.
604.5COZ THE KILLIE BOYS ARE IN TOWNVYGER::CAMPBELLIIAIN'S NOTESWed Apr 09 1997 08:0215
    
    Here's an old one!!!!  Can't remember exact words but goes something
    like this!!
    
    I WAS WALKING DOWN THE COPLAND ROAD,
    WHEN I MET A BUNCH OF STRANGERS,
    THEY SAID TO ME ARE YOU GOING TO SEE
    THE FAMOUS GLASGOW RANGERS
    
    SO ON I WENT TO IBROX PARK,
    WITH MY UNCLE WULLIE,
    WHERE THE BOYS IN BLUE, GOT F***** 6-2,
    FROM THE FAMOUS AYRSHIRE KILLIE.
    
    Iain...
604.6Sing Song Sing SongVYGER::KEACHIEAFri Apr 11 1997 13:1718
    
    Same tune as .5
    
    I WAS WALKING DOWN A COUNTRY LANE,
    WHEN AN AYR FAN ASKED MY NAME,
    SO I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS
    KICKED HIM ON HIS HEAD,
    F**K THE AYR B*****D HE'S DEAD
    
    Here's another one. Got nothing to do with Killie and Ayr.
    
    I MET A YOUNG MAN FROM NEWCASTLE
    HIS FACE WAS ALL TATERED AND TORN
    HE MADE FEEL SICK
    SO I CHUCKED HIM BRICK
    AND NOW HE'S NO SINGING NO MORE
    
    Adrian
604.7PREDICTION - KILLIE 2 DUNDEE UTD 1SWING::WALSHFri Apr 11 1997 18:0512
    Seeing this note if full of Killie fans
    Here is an appropriate one on the eve of the Semi 
    
    They'll be Johnnie Walker Whisky in the cup 
    They'll be Johnnie Walker Whisky in the cup
    They'll be Johnnie Walker Whisky 
    Johnnie Walker Whisky
    Johnnie Walker Whisky in the cup
    
    
    
    J Walsh
604.8HELLO HELLO!VYGER::LEISHMANRThu Apr 17 1997 05:084
    Here's one that the Tims used to sing that's just been re-released.
    This is sung to the tune of Garry Glitters HELLO GOOD TO BE BACK.
    
            HELLO HELLO NINE IN A ROW!!!!!!!!
604.9SUNG BY 20000 LEICESTER FANSCHEFS::MANSELLNThu Apr 17 1997 10:049
    
    Sung to the tune of 'Three Lions'
    
    YOURE GOING DOWN YOURE GOING DOWN
    WITH FOREST
    BORO'S GOING DOWN.
    
    Neal.
    
604.10Two from the Holte EndLINGO::FOWLERMThu Apr 17 1997 10:2218
    Start spreading the news
    He's playing today
    I want to see him score again
    Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke
    
    If he can score from there
    He'll score from anywhere
    It's up to you
    Dwight Yorke or Dwight Yorke
    
    
    
    My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa with the Cup
    Seven times we've won it, no-one else can catch us up
    We are the boys in claret and blue, we are the chosen few
    As the Villa go marching on, on, on
    
    Glory, glory, Aston Villa
604.11PineappleIRNBRU::VYGER::DOUGLASCFri Apr 18 1997 13:2813
    This comical line finished Jason Lee's career.
    
    "He's got a pineapple on his head".
    
    For some strange reason I can remember walking down Buchanan Street
    in Glasgow one Saturday night absolutley pissed and singing this at 
    the top of my voice.
    
    Almost as irritating as "Football's coming home" I suppose.
    
    C.