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Conference trucks::football;1

Title: Soccer Football Conference
Notice:Don't forget your season ticket.....
Moderator:MOVIES::PLAYFORD
Created:Thu Aug 08 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:608
Total number of notes:85903

551.0. "Football and Popular Music" by CHEFS::STRATFORDS (Groovy, Laidback & Nasty) Wed Apr 17 1996 13:13

    From todays NME, and Fantasy Football, news that Baddiel & Skinner have
    teamed up with The Lightning Seeds for the Official Euro 96 England
    song. 
    
    Also, Black Grape & Joe Strummer have contributed a track to a
    Euro 96 compilation album, A Beautiful Game. Amongst those others
    contributing will be Primal Scream.
    
    Anyhow the point of this, aside from creating a topic for two closely
    related topics, name the worst footie song ever recorded.
    
    I'll nominate 'Nice One Cyril' or anything by Chas and Dave.
    
    Stuart
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551.1CHEFS::COOPERT1Princess Diana fan clubWed Apr 17 1996 13:188
    I would have to say it was that pile of toss by John Gordon Sinclair
    and the jock football squad in 1982.
    
    Can't remember the name of it...something like "Dream of Scotland" or
    another suitably laughable title.
    
    
    CHARLEY
551.22-1 and 0-0 means we win.CHEFS::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCWed Apr 17 1996 13:254
    
    I nominate anything sung by the Highbury " Singing Section "
    
    Dave...
551.3On for the treble!?!?!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Wed Apr 17 1996 13:324
    The current Utd song (Pete Waterman assisted) is a bit poo!
    
    
    				Stretch.
551.4Awfully.......awful, really !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Wed Apr 17 1996 13:3312
    re .1
    
    "I have a Dream" was indeed a pile of 'Upside Down', with Words by John
    Gordon Sinclair, Music from BA Robertson and whining drivel from the
    Scotland Squad '82, including Steve Archibald and John Wark, a teenage
    girls vision of beauty if ever there was one !!
    
    However, I feel that the worst football song of all time is either Man
    Utd's "Come on you Reds" or Liverpool's "Anfield Rap"
    
    
    Ian$I've_got_the_82_record_at_home!!
551.5CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback & NastyWed Apr 17 1996 13:346
    re the last couple
    
    Was this 1982 truly worse than the 1978 one? I think you'd be hard
    pressed to convince anyone that it was.
    
    Stuart
551.6Very hazy around the '78 song !!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Wed Apr 17 1996 13:366
    Stuart,
    
    	Was that, "We're on the march with Ally's Army" ??
    
    
    	Ian.
551.7CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback & NastyWed Apr 17 1996 13:415
    >Was that, "We're on the march with Ally's Army" ??
    
    'twas indeedy-doody.
    
    Stuart
551.8Plank!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Wed Apr 17 1996 13:465
    Indeedy-dee
    
    hth
    
    Stretch.
551.9IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessWed Apr 17 1996 16:026
    piffle!...
    
    the worst song EVER was New Order's effort for the 1990(?) England WC
    squad, `World in Motion' or some such twaddle....
    
    Ray....
551.10Still has a copy of "Back Home"CHEFS::JAMESPWed Apr 17 1996 16:0811
    
    I think it was Englands 86 WC song can't remember the name but it went
    something like  " This time more than any other time .. We'll get it
    right" christ it was shit.
    
    Mind you Ossie's dream was crap as well... not half as good as Blue is
    the Colour.
      
    Pj
    
    
551.11CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback & NastyWed Apr 17 1996 16:137
    re .10
    
    I believe the one that you are referring to was for the 1982 World Cup.
    they released an album as well. 
    
    Stuart
    
551.12Singing for England...ENG-GER-LAND!CHEFS::COOPERT1Princess Diana fan clubWed Apr 17 1996 16:167
    .9
    
    That song faaaaaaaarrrrrrrr outstripped any other football song ever
    recorded.
    
    
    CHARLEY
551.13RDGENG::YERKESSbring me sunshine in your smileWed Apr 17 1996 16:2910
	Chelsea's "Blue is the colour" was the worst song for me, with
	wonderful lyrics such as "football is the game".

	Or could it be "Back home" England's 1970 world cup song.

	To be honest I can't think of any good football songs apart 
	from "I'm forever blowing bubbles" :-).

	Phil.
551.14CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback & NastyWed Apr 17 1996 16:367
    re .9
    
    Ray
    
    You're only jealous 'cos the Irish song was by Johnny Logan!
    
    Stuart
551.15What's another year?...IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessWed Apr 17 1996 16:465
    .14
    
    Stu, are you slagging our national hero????
    
    RIGHT! OUTSIDE!...
551.16CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback & NastyWed Apr 17 1996 17:437
    Ray,
    
    >are you slagging our national hero????
    
    No, I didn't realise I'd picked on Val Doonican.
    
    Stuart
551.17CHEFS::ASHLEYSMITHWed Apr 17 1996 18:4110
    'Blue is the colour' - what a song. Best footie song every written.
    My favourite line was 'Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you'.
    
    Unfortunately, this song seems to have been forgotten by the current
    Chelsea faithful. Then again, 'Come to the Temporary Uncovered
    Seating Arrangement and we'll welcome you' doesn't have quite the same
     'je ne sais quoi'(sp).
    
    Andy
    
551.18My tuppenceCHEFS::BUSSONGThu Apr 18 1996 10:357
    The season that Swindon were promoted to the premiership we had a
    record out called "Up where we belong". Whoops!!
    
    Still all the teams that improved their goal difference against us
    seemed to agree with those sentiments at the time!
    
    Graham
551.19IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessThu Apr 18 1996 10:5510
    anyone remember Rod Stewart's effort from the `78 WC?...it went some
    thing like....
    
    		`olee-olay, olay-olah,
    		`we're gonna bring the world cup back from over there,,,,'
    
    or something like that. Total toilet, as you would expect from Mr
    Stewart....
    
    Ray....
551.20R...E....A...D....I....N....G..SWINDON !!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Thu Apr 18 1996 11:066
    What was that utter tosh, that that berk wrote for Reading last year ??
    
    Now that was awful !!
    
    
    Ian.
551.21Whoever told footballers they could singCHEFS::BUSSONGThu Apr 18 1996 12:133
    Are you thinking of Mark McGhee's contract? 8-)
    
    Graham
551.22CHEFS::BUSSONGTue Apr 23 1996 09:566
    The new Man Utd song just about beats the lot for being complete and
    utter sh*te and judging by Andy Cole's reaction on TFI Friday I would
    say that even the players are embarassed with it.
    
    Graham
    		
551.23Released on May 20CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback & NastyThu Apr 25 1996 10:2226
    The line up of the Euro 96 lp is as follows:
    
    	Introduction - Baddiel & Skinner
    	England's Irie - Black Grape with Keith Allen & Joe Strummer
    	Eurochild Ninety 6 - Massive Attack
    	The Big Man - Primal Scream & Irvine Welsh
    	Three Lions - The Lightning Seeds with Baddiel & Skinner
    	Skywalker - The Boo Radleys
    	Everybody - Teenage Fanclub
    	Use The Force - Jamiroquai
    	Offside Dub - Spectre	
    	Might Be Stars - The Wannadies
    	I Am The Cosmos - Northern Uproar
    	Step It Up - Stereo MC's
    	I'm Alright - The Gyres
    	Indica - The Shamen
    	Parklife - Blur
    	Eat My Goal - Collapsed Lung
        Disco 2000 - Pulp
    	Hooligans Don't Fall In Love - The Beautiful South
    	World In Motion (Euro 96 Mix) - New Order
    	This Time - Olive
    	Alright - Supergrass
    	Move On Up - The Jam
    
    Stuart
551.24Pap.CHEFS::LAINSBURYAFri Apr 26 1996 12:3510
    The Reading one you're referring to Ian wouldn't be by our now
    Commercial Manager Kevin Girdler  would it.
    
    The team needs you, and you need them too etc.
    La la la la la, la la la la la, sing for the Royals, la la la la la.
    
    Top stuff.