| Title: | Soccer Football Conference |
| Notice: | Don't forget your season ticket..... |
| Moderator: | MOVIES::PLAYFORD |
| Created: | Thu Aug 08 1991 |
| Last Modified: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 608 |
| Total number of notes: | 85903 |
Sky Interviewer : Do you think you've been under any pressure ?
Gazza : No. None at all. But I coped with it.
"One minute we're thinking: 'He's an ugly, French. one-eyebrowed git'
then he crosses the Pennines and becomes a dark, brooding Heathcliffe
type. - Man Utd fanzine on Ooh Aah.
Kenny Dalglish can go out and buy the best full-back for Blackburn
Rovers, but if I talk about buying big, I mean getting someone who is
siz feet four. - Mike Walker, Norwich manager
The defence was awful, we were terrible in midfield and the attack was
crap. Then we got worse. - Ron Atkinson, Villa manager
Hardmen ? Well there was that picture of Vinnie Jones holding Gazza's
wotsits. In my day we called someone who did that a poof.
- George Best
Paul McGrath arrived as expected at a question-and-answer session on
friday night, but it ended abruptly when he fell off a bar stool.
- Daily Express
And there's Kevin Ward raising his crutch to the fans.
- commentator Ray French
The first half was the sort of thing you would rather watch on Ceefax.
- Gary Lineker on Wimbledon
He is a two-bob arsehole. - Joe Kinnear on Gary Lineker
"Tony Dorigo is concussed and doesn't know who he is"
- Physio to Graham Taylor
"Tell him he's Ray Wilson" - Taylor to Physio
I met Mick Jagger when I was playing for Oxford Utd and the Rolling
Stones played a concert there. Little did I know he'd be almost as
famous as me. - Ron Atkinson
The England fotball team have released a video called "100 best
throw-ins" - Bernard Manning
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| 334.1 | BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJ | Thu Dec 23 1993 09:25 | 4 | ||
Brilliant. Makes it all worth while!!
JBG
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| 334.2 | I love it. | ESSB::PHAYDEN | Thu Dec 23 1993 10:16 | 4 | |
Roooooooooooolllllllllllling in the aisles :-))))))
Peter(An Impartial Celt)
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| 334.3 | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Wait Till They Getta Loada Me | Thu Dec 23 1993 11:02 | 17 | |
Come on chaps/esses - the ultimate howler -
Finishing is not his strong point !. Some knob About Ferdinand.
A goal worthy of greater opposition. etc etc...
Say no more.
Gazzer
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| 334.4 | The Brian Moore classic. | ESSB::PHAYDEN | Thu Dec 23 1993 11:06 | 6 | |
He's going to flick it... HE'S GOING TO FLICK IT... HE'S GOING TO FLICK
IT...IT'S A GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!
Peter(An Impartial Celt)
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| 334.5 | YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITH | ashib smitty? | Thu Dec 23 1993 13:26 | 3 | |
re. 3 The entertaining insite on Ferdinand was made by Trevor Brooking
Andy
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| 334.6 | REALLY??? | FILTON::KEARNS_R | uh oh KWYJIBO on the loose!!!! | Thu Dec 23 1993 13:53 | 6 |
Also by TB...
"Koeman's distribution game is having a mare tonight...
and for those who aren't familiar with footballing terms, that
means nightmare...."
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| 334.7 | BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJ | Thu Dec 23 1993 14:25 | 5 | ||
How about "his injury's not to bad. He'd be in the team if he wasn't
having problems kicking the ball"
Our very own Mr Talyor of course! (Refering to Mark Wright's bruised toe!)
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| 334.8 | "Adams" with one 'm' | UPROAR::LEMP | There ain't no Sanity Clause.... | Thu Dec 23 1993 14:43 | 9 |
"Give us a lift up, Tony". Steve Morrow Sun 18th Apr 1993.
"Ooops, butterfingers....". Tony Adams....slightly later.
"They're ooky and they're cooky, the Adams family". Me, just now.
Paul.
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| 334.9 | Arsenal arent Boring...... | PEKING::WILSOND1 | DAVE WILSON @WLC | Thu Dec 23 1993 15:45 | 9 |
" Lee Dixon punts it, and David Seamen wanders out of his area and
punts it "
Any commentator who is unfortunate enough to be given the job at
Highbury.(ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
Dave...
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| 334.10 | CODS::ESBECK | Day Tripper | Thu Dec 23 1993 17:47 | 3 | |
"Put this in your back pocket and we'll say no more"
Any footballer unfortunate enough to play for Spurs
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| 334.11 | New Spurs Scandal?? | UPROAR::LEMP | There ain't no Sanity Clause.... | Thu Dec 23 1993 18:01 | 14 |
re -1
Sooo, lets get this right....
You're saying that Spurs players *give* bribes....Well it's certainly a
novel idea. "Here boss, I'll slip you 20 grand and you'll let me stay
on for another season". However, on second thoughts, with the players
Spurs have had in the past it's not so unlikely is it.
~|
(8^) (Smokey - he's a mate of Smiley)
Paul.
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