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Conference trucks::football;1

Title: Soccer Football Conference
Notice:Don't forget your season ticket.....
Moderator:MOVIES::PLAYFORD
Created:Thu Aug 08 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:608
Total number of notes:85903

279.0. "Question : Is football more important than sex?" by XSTACY::JLUNDON (@GAO 822-4715 Leeds Champions) Fri Dec 18 1992 11:52

I though of this last night and thought I might elicit some good comments from 
this notefile? Any comments serious or otherwise!

                          James.
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279.1:^)UNTADH::WILCOCKSONI wanna go homeFri Dec 18 1992 14:505
    >>I though of this last night....
    
    Not a good night then James, eh??
    
    Al.
279.2But does it last 90 minutes ????SUBURB::LAINSBURYAUh Uh Oooh...What a goal!Fri Dec 18 1992 15:158
    In answer to the question..it depends.
    
    Is the performance more important than the result, or the result more
    important than the performance ?
    
    Either way, I think the right blend of youth, experience, strength and 
    skill will find you top of the league.
    
279.3An overrated pastime.YUPPY::MCCABEMikeFri Dec 18 1992 15:2618
    I suppose it depends upon circumstances.  I don't think you can't make 
    hard (snigger, snigger) and fast rules about it.  However, if I was stuck 
    on a desert island and one of the local voluptuous maidens was indicating 
    that she'd like to give me a good seeing too.  Then I might choose that 
    in preference to kicking a coconut up against a palm tree.  On the other 
    hand (so to speak!!) if the same maiden had been at Anfield on 26th May 
    1989 then I'm afraid she would have had to wait.  A cruel and heartless
    way to treat a voluptuous young maiden, but life's like that sometimes.
    
    Perhaps if I'd gone to Public School, where a game of rugger and a damn 
    good rodgering from the head boy seem to be the order of the day, I'd
    look upon it differently.  But I didn't, therefore I'll never know.
    
    Mike M  
    
    
    
     
279.4EBYGUM::WATTERSONPBy eck it's parkyFri Dec 18 1992 15:428
    
    No contest
    
    
    Football lasts at least 90 minutes - 120 then penalties if you're
    lucky...
    
    Paul
279.5MOEUR3::SMITHMon Dec 21 1992 11:008
    
    No contest !  Soccer ONLY lasts 90 minutes!!!
    
    My vital stats...	    Age :   31
    			   Kids :    6
    Last competive soccer match : 1989
    
    :-)
279.6The DribblerFILOFX::ASHLEYSMITHNever and alwaysMon Dec 21 1992 13:093
    David Mellor has got it sussed, he combines both.
    
    Andy
279.7BLOOMS::OHAGANBHey, Ho! Let's GoMon Dec 21 1992 16:015
    >David Mellor has got it sussed, he combines both.
    
    Yes Andy, bad taste in both women and football teams.
    
    barry. 
279.8DCEIDL::HINXMANPretentious? Watashi?Wed Dec 23 1992 19:1310
	"The mark of a good football match is that while you are watching it
	 you never think of sex"
		The Blinder, by Barry Hines


	"The trouble with you is that all you think of is
	 mathematics, sex and football."
	"What else is there?"

	Tony
279.9more footie philosophyMILE::PRIESTAll at sea at SolentWed Jan 06 1993 14:556
    "Some people think football's a matter of life and death ....
    
      ..... but I know it's much more important than that."
    
    		Bill Shankly