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| 201.1 | A start. | BAHTAT::BLYTHE | Ee bah gum th's trouble at t'mill | Tue Apr 21 1992 12:47 | 15 |
| It's the pitch - the ball bobbled when Lee Sharpe attempted to shoot
but it didn't for Scott Gemmill.
The referee was blind - it was never a penalty never mind a sending off
offence.
It was yards offside.
The game should have carried on for longer.
The sun was in their eyes.
It was the pies.
jb.
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| 201.2 | | NEWOA::MORAN | IT Management Services | Tue Apr 21 1992 13:11 | 4 |
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How's about:
They had 11 men and 1 ref, we only had 8.
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| 201.3 | er. | TRUCKS::SANT | I owe,I owe,so off to work I go | Tue Apr 21 1992 13:38 | 12 |
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How about:
"It's Gazza's fault, for not making a comeback in Tottering
Hopeless's last game due to his extended injury caused by
him p*ssing it up in <insert nightclub of choice> last
<whenever>, thus allowing United to sneak a 5-0 victory and
thus clinch the title"
..or something like that 8-)
Andy.
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| 201.4 | Souness and his life in the Sun | KERNEL::HAWLEYI | No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition! | Tue Apr 21 1992 13:52 | 6 |
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hows about,
we had piles of injuries, in fact even our manager got injured.
Ian.
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| 201.5 | Going down....... | WELCLU::BROWNI | The Man who sold the World | Tue Apr 21 1992 14:50 | 3 |
| We played crap all season
A West Ham supporter
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| 201.6 | | NEWOA::MORAN | IT Management Services | Tue Apr 21 1992 15:17 | 2 |
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That's not so much an excuse, more an admission.
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| 201.7 | Pie-Eyed | PANIC::ANDERSON | The 'Pies have gone cold | Tue Apr 21 1992 15:28 | 13 |
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>> <<< Note 201.1 by BAHTAT::BLYTHE "Ee bah gum th's trouble at t'mill" >>>
>> -< A start. >-
>> It was the pies.
>> jb.
Sadly so jb; not even the help of those boys Williams & McClelland from
your beloved Leeds (Leeds Leeds) could help out my lads from Note 39.
Rob [who was :-) at 8.29pm last night, but :-{ an hour later]
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| 201.8 | Damn soup's awful as well | BAHTAT::BLYTHE | Ee bah gum th's trouble at t'mill | Tue Apr 21 1992 15:35 | 6 |
| Pies, as in BSE thingies, not the footie club.
The pie and chips before the match gave the playes such bad
indigestion that ...
jb.
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| 201.9 | | EICMFG::HOWE | Alice in ordnung | Tue Apr 21 1992 15:53 | 12 |
| Must have been the two hour bus journey.... Couldn't have had anything
to do with last nights monumental p*ss up !!!
If that stupid ref hadn't sent three of our players off, we definitely
would have stuffed them.
Their goalposts must be smaller than ours ...
If only we hadn't lost the first twenty games (queue the Sheffield Utd
supporters... 8-))))))))
K.
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| 201.10 | if only | BLKPUD::WATTERSONP | | Tue Apr 21 1992 15:57 | 10 |
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If only we;
had a midfield player who could tackle
had an attacker who could score
had someone over 5'2...........
hadn't put seats in the St End and killed the atmosphere
An Everton supporter
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| 201.11 | | SUBURB::INV_LIBRARY | Who hell he?!? | Tue Apr 21 1992 16:01 | 12 |
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We failed to gain promotion from the third division this season due to
an oversight in the pre-season training; namely, our forwards were not
told to kick the ball into those rectangular shapes with the net
attached and instead seem to have assumed that hitting the posts at
each corner of the pitch is the correct target. This will be overcome
next season by doing away with the forwards and playing an extra set of
defenders, who will be told to defend the opponents goal. The resulting
"back-passes" and attempted clearances should at least double our goal
tally for this season.
jeff
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| 201.12 | Scottish Excuse | XSTACY::PATTISON | Tree! | Tue Apr 21 1992 16:49 | 5 |
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Well.. Rangers can afford to spend a trillion quid on
a squad, can't they.
TIM
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| 201.13 | :-) | UTRUST::CAMPBELL | Real ponies don't go oink! | Tue Apr 21 1992 16:59 | 9 |
| Our manager went upstairs to the boardroom and put a proven useless
has-been-never-was on the bench instead. Apart from that we'd have won
everything going i.e. League, F.A. cup, League Cup, Cup-winners cup etc
if some Notts Forest player hadn't broken Gazza's leg during last
year's cup final.
Stevo
Oh, and there isn't a "1" at the end of the year.
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| 201.14 | ;-) | PEKING::DAVIESG | E=Mc2..Einstein Was Right! | Tue Apr 21 1992 17:33 | 10 |
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Oh, I get it now. You kick the ball and no the player. Riiight. Now I'm
with yer.
(A southampton player)
Greg.
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| 201.15 | wot no spotkick?? | SUBURB::ABSOLOMT | Jack The Hat | Tue Apr 21 1992 18:40 | 5 |
| Our penalty's dried up.
(Liverpool fan)
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| 201.16 | How about "We weren't good enough" | SUBURB::INV_LIBRARY | Who hell he?!? | Wed Apr 22 1992 09:28 | 20 |
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Liverpool - "Too many injuries"
Arsenal - "George Graham's tactics"
Spurs - "We had to play half our games at home"
Leeds - "Squad too small"
Everton - "Squad too small (i.e. no-one over 5ft)"
Man Utd - "Squad too big"
Norwich - "Squad? What's that?"
Soton
Luton
et al
jeff
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| 201.17 | | HAM::SCHARNBERG | This reply is being recorded | Wed Apr 22 1992 10:28 | 13 |
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Frankfurt - "Opponent was no challenge"
Hamburg - "Players don't speak german"
M�nchen - "Nobody loves us"
Bochum - "Just wait, we'll be coming soon"
St.Pauli - "Heeeeeeeeeeelmut Heeeeeeeeeelmut"
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| 201.18 | Liverpool? It was everyone elses fault. | PEKING::DAVIESG | E=Mc2..Einstein Was Right! | Wed Apr 22 1992 11:23 | 7 |
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Liverpool: "The refs wanted more money, and we were skint"
Greg.
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| 201.19 | French | ULYSSE::CHAMPOLLION | Goal of the year for �ric the Gual | Wed Apr 22 1992 12:01 | 8 |
| Monaco: "Sonor was playing".
Monaco: "Sonor was not playing".
Marseille: "Sonor was playing".
Marseille: "Sonor was not playing".
Paris SG: "All right. We are not spectacular, but we got the points".
JF
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| 201.20 | "I know...we'll buy Ipswich" | SUBURB::INV_LIBRARY | Who hell he?!? | Wed Apr 22 1992 12:21 | 7 |
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Blackburn - "We, er, didn't spend enough money...no, that's not quite
right..we spent too much money...um....we had too many
new players....er...um..."
jeff
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| 201.21 | The might of Manchester 10 - 0 West Ham. 22/4 | PEKING::DAVIESG | E=Mc2..Einstein Was Right! | Wed Apr 22 1992 17:43 | 8 |
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West Ham - "It was the bond scheme...no, that's not right.... it was
Billy bonds....um...... no lets just face it that we're
naff."
Greg..
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| 201.22 | Bring on East Ham | XSTACY::PATTISON | Tree! | Wed Apr 22 1992 18:39 | 3 |
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Manchester United - "If it wasn't for that West Ham game..."
- (blah... fixture buildups...burp)
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| 201.23 | I HATE West Ham Forever now.... | PEKING::DAVIESG | E=Mc2..Einstein Was Right! | Thu Apr 23 1992 09:02 | 7 |
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It was Giggseys disallowed goal that did it :-)
Boo Hoo.
Greg...
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| 201.24 | You're forever blowing championships! | WELCLU::BROWNI | The Man who sold the World | Thu Apr 23 1992 17:56 | 7 |
| To all Manchester United fans:
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Ian
(A West Ham supporter)
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| 201.25 | You're forever goin' down | SUBURB::WAITEG | I speak to God but the Sky is empty | Thu Apr 23 1992 18:02 | 7 |
| Your goin down though mate:
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Gary
(A Millwall supporter)
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| 201.26 | Pot calling the kettle black! | WELCLU::BROWNI | The Man who sold the World | Thu Apr 23 1992 18:13 | 8 |
| Yeah, I know that, but it's nice to f**k someone else up at the same
time. First thing to do with West Ham this season thats actually made
me smile (apart from some of our defending!)
Incidently, how many seasons have Millwall spent in the 1st
division...........
Ian
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| 201.27 | | SUBURB::WAITEG | I speak to God but the Sky is empty | Thu Apr 23 1992 18:14 | 3 |
| Just the two.
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| 201.28 | Millwall V West Ham.....Games of the season;-) | PEKING::DAVIESG | E=Mc2..Einstein Was Right! | Fri Apr 24 1992 09:04 | 15 |
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ha ha.
At least, win or lose the championship, every one will be dreading a
visit to Manchester next season.
Millwall??
I bet teams in the second division give thanks to the lord when they
know they're going to play them.
Ha Ha.
Greg...
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| 201.29 | | SUBURB::WAITEG | I speak to God but the Sky is empty | Fri Apr 24 1992 09:34 | 2 |
| No one will dread a game at Manchester. You can't even beat West
Ham:-)))))
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| 201.30 | Old Trafford | WELCLU::BROWNI | The Man who sold the World | Fri Apr 24 1992 10:40 | 4 |
| Aren't Manchester United banning away supporters next season as well
due to work on the ground?
Ian
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| 201.31 | | SUBURB::ABSOLOMT | Jack The Hat | Fri Apr 24 1992 10:53 | 9 |
| Lee Sharpe was an empty shell of his former self.
Neil Webb & Fergie obviously aren't fwiends.
Mike Phelan/Clayton Blackmore got selected.
As soon as Paul Ince got injured we got 1 out 9 points.
Tony
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| 201.32 | Paul Ince | WELCLU::BROWNI | The Man who sold the World | Fri Apr 24 1992 12:20 | 7 |
| And who, pray, did Paul Ince used to play for?
I rest my case.
Ian (a rather fanatical, therefore, extremely senile West Ham
supporter)
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| 201.33 | Incy wincy | SUBURB::ABSOLOMT | Jack The Hat | Fri Apr 24 1992 13:45 | 4 |
| Paul Ince will always have a place in my heart for sticking it up
Looneypool.
Tony
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| 201.34 | Oh Yes! | WELCLU::BROWNI | The Man who sold the World | Fri Apr 24 1992 13:58 | 3 |
| Hallelujah to that!
Ian
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| 201.35 | YES, GOOD 'OL INCEY. | PEKING::DAVIESG | E=Mc2..Einstein Was Right! | Fri Apr 24 1992 15:19 | 4 |
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....And praise the LORD!
Greg...
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| 201.36 | Stuffings | WELCLU::BROWNI | The Man who sold the World | Fri Apr 24 1992 16:28 | 5 |
| Still got the highlights of that match on video. I'm trying to fill a 3
hour tape with times we beat Liverpool. Shouldn't take more than 20
years or so!!
Ian
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| 201.37 | From the Lane... | XNOGOV::PATTISON | Don't worry, be sexy | Wed Apr 29 1992 17:21 | 33 |
| Something from one of the Spurs fanzines. Can you tell the ones they
made up from the great Shreeves' real ones:
The lads have played too many matches.
The ball boys put the wrong studs on for us today.
It was the wrong kind of grass.
We're very concerned about the effect of the exchange rate mechanism on
the fresh fruit vegetable options market and I think this is destroying
the lads' concentration.
We were up late watching the tele last night.
There's a lot of pressure off the pitch.
I am possessed by the ghost of Irving Scholar and keep making crap
decisions.
The pitch is too bumpy for some of our players.
A high pressure area moving westerly across Viking, Fischer Bite,
Rockall has caused considerable nervousness in the dressing room.
The fans aren't getting behind us enough.
The milkman only delivered skimmed milk this week and the boys are
looking a bit peeky.
We haven't got the money for a top class opening batsman.
Adrian
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