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    Do you want football records that the teams sang or songs that us the
    supporters sing.  Bloody good topic whatever.
    
                                               
    

    Chelsea will be welcomed to Elland Road this coming Saturday with a
    rendition of Que Sera Sera with different words, the gist of which is
    that Chelsea fans should really be shot (and the one in Grey in
    particular! )
    
    jb.

>>       <<< Note 169.4 by TRUCKS::SANT "See that? That's you, that is." >>>
>>                       -< Anyone care to translate? 8-) >-


In Dutch it would be:

Mr. Waite is een hondelul

    

    > Mr. Waite is een hondelul
    
    
    	Does it affect the eyesight?

         <<< Note 169.6 by RIGHTO::HAIGH "Riddled with conundrums." >>>

    > Mr. Waite is een hondelul
    
    
>>    	Does it affect the eyesight?

Nope!  


T_ :-)

    
    can you mail me with the translation?!?
    
    Ian.
    :-)
    

    
    	I don't understand Dutch either, but somehow I think I know what
    	Ton meant 8-)
    
    	Use your imagination, Ian.....since you're a Liverpool supporter
    	you ....no, I can't say that ;-)
    
    	Andy.

    
    Andy,
    It might soon be raspberry time again!
    :-)
    Ian.
    

    A 'Stomme klootzak' might also describe him !
    
    No doubt there will be some good 'banter' between Leeds and Chelsea,
    but no fisticuffs.
    
    jb.

rep .11

I can be used but it isn't the same


rep .12

yep you deserve a degree in Dutch :-)


T_

    169.5
    
    Yeah good one mate!!!  In England you would be described as a dickhead:-)
    
    
    Chelsea SCUM
    
    
    Cheers
    Gary
    
    

    Ain't we getting a little of the topic ere.
    
    
    

    
    Gary Waite.
    
    Don't take it so personally. Oh, less of the Chelsea in 
    'Chelsea Scum' please.
    
    JN. )

	... theres a thing ... at the Spurs v Feynoord (on TV) game did
	I perchance overhear a chorus of "We are the Billy Boys"? Or
	was that something in Dutch?

             <<< Note 169.19 by XSTACY::PATTISON "Milky milky." >>>
                                -< A question >-


>>	... theres a thing ... at the Spurs v Feynoord (on TV) game did
>>	I perchance overhear a chorus of "We are the Billy Boys"? Or
>>	was that something in Dutch?


Doesn't sound Dutch to me :-))

    <<< Note 169.14 by SUBURB::WAITEG "Only the man who says no is free" >>>
                          -< We're see you in Sweden >-

>>    169.5
    
>>    Yeah good one mate!!!  In England you would be described as a dickhead:-)
    
Sine when do Leeds fans see Chelsea fans as mates?? a bit scary if you ask me
next the'll be drinking your beer and stealing your women, I remember a bunch
of guys doing thing a couple years ago but they had their own beer and stole
bikes instead of women, they didn't make it in th end either :-)     
    
>>    Chelsea SCUM
    
Now that was not a very polite thing to do Gary Waite
    
>>    Cheers
>>    Gary
  
  
    
De groeten van griethuizen

T_

    Reply 169.16 deleted.

    RE 21
    
    
    I ain't no Leeds fan mate.  Anyway if your supposed to be Dutch why are
    you supporting Chelsea.
    
    
    

    <<< Note 169.23 by SUBURB::WAITEG "Only the man who says no is free" >>>
                                    -< hg >-

>>    RE 21
    
    
>>    I ain't no Leeds fan mate.  Anyway if your supposed to be Dutch why are
>>    you supporting Chelsea.
  
Didin't you know that the Dutch are known for their well taste :-)


T_

ps it's not supposed but for real (29 years)

T_  
    
    

    Can we guess who wrote .25 ????

    The username begins with W and ends with G.

    I think you forgot your smiley.

    Getting back to the topic here, there is this song that suporters at
    the FA Cup were singing and I never could figure out all the lines... 
    
    Weee're (mumble mumble)
    And we're going to Wem-buh-leeee
    And we really shook them up 
    when we won the FA Cup
    Cause [fill in the blank] are the greatest football team
    
    Everton supporters were singing this when I went to the Charity Shield
    in 1984, but somehow "an' we really shook them up when we won the
    Char'ty Shield" doesn't have the same ring to it...
    
    Tom

    
    Tom,
    
    it was originally about Scotland's 'crusade' in the world cup in 1978.
    
    We're on the march with Ally's army,
    we're all go to the Argentine
    and we'll really shake 'em up
    when we win the world cup
    cos Scotland are the greatest footba team
    
    substitute;
    
     Ally for any other manager
     Argentine for Wembley
     World cup for FA/ any other cup
     Scotland for a real football team
    
    Charity shield in 1984 - I was there, it was the day of Bruce's
    brilliant OG.....
    
    Paul
        

    Thanks, I knew it was something like that.
    
    .32 I remember that one too. Seems to me there wasn't a whole lot Bruce
    could have done. He dove to stop one shot and as he was getting up a
    reboud hit him in the foot and deflected in. I say the Everton shooter
    was lucky, but at fault for shooting at him, when he must have had a lot 
    of open net to shoot at
    
    Cheers,
    
    Tom 

    
    Not bad, 3/4 songs in 34 replies. I'm impressed. 8-)
    
    Nige.

    I bet thats deleted.

    
    re .36
    
    yeh - what a classic - no wonder there aren't too many songs in
    here.......
    
    Paul

	Too late - missed it.

    re 36
    
    I told yer
    

    
    I went to see Billy Connelly live in Oxford last week. During the
    course of his set he asked the question, "Where do football fans learn
    the words and actions to their songs ?".
    
    Well, any ideas ?
    
    Ben

    
    yeah, but how do they learn them?
    after all, they cant ALL make up the song at the same time,
    so is there one group that thinks it up and starts singing it, and the
    rest of the crowd learns the words and then joins in?
    ?!?!
    Ian.
    

    You always get one drunk who sings all game on his own.  The crowd just
    follow.  Also the Millwall fanzine The Lion Roars (TLR) got a song
    going for Millwall.  It was taken from the Queen song We will rock you
    but Millwall sing We are we are Millwall.

    
    
    Is it a serious question ?
    
    Anyone that's been to more than a couple of games can soon pick up any
    songs - I suppose it's not that easy if you're just watching games on
    telly.....
    
    Here's the orignal words to 'Those were the days'
    
    Those were the days my friend 
    We took the Stretford end
    we took the Shed, the North Bank Highbury
    we took the Geordies too
    we fight for Everton
    we are the Street of Everton FC
    
    Paul
    

    
    Paul,
    wake up,
    i was on about NEW songs.
    how do they learn NEW songs.
    
    Ian.
    

    
    well actually Ian, if you really need to know......
    
    Some hippy looking bloke sits in a darkened room for hours composing
    such classics as 'ere we go ere we go'. Once he's satisfied he then
    legs it down to the copyright office where he registers the song, next
    he types up x thousand song sheets in preparation for the target team's
    next game, then he distributes the sheets to all the other supporters
    and starts singing the new song - AND - here's the good part,because
    everyone has a song-sheet, they can all join in.......... 
    
    
    (x is determined by the number of supporters he's aiming the song at -
    for example, the classic 'Halifax, Halifax Rah Rah Rah' would only be
    aimed at a few hundred, while the equally classic 'we're on the march
    with Fergies army' would have been aimed at approx 10 million Man Utd
    supporters)
    
    
    Paul - hope this helps

    
    although you could take it all the wrong way,I like the songs that have
    
    a little dig at a member of the opposing side such as a couple of years
    
    back;              jingle bells jingle bells 
                       jingle all the way,
    		       oh what fun it is to see
                       ADAMS PUT AWAY!!
    
    
            Any more of these!
                                rob
    
    
    
                       

    Cantona has a single-cum video clip. He does not sing, there is a clip
    of him after winning the League title, at Leeds town hall balcony,
    saying "I luv you I don't know why but I luv you" (with le accent). The
    rest is fill-in synthesized stuff as always.
    
    Is it N�1 in the charts yet?
    
    JF

    "Who's up there in brown,
    Who's up there in brown,
    Tommy, Tommy Docherty..."
    
    Mike M

    
    And I thought it was Mary Brown - well you live and learn......
    
    
    Paul

 I think that it was a duo called Chas and Mike who wrote a song about

 Tottenham's exploits on the road to the F.A. Cup final of '82. It goes

 as follows (everyone clear their throats and join in) -


	Tottenham, Tottenham, 

	no one can stop them, stop them,

	we are going to do it like we did last year.

 
 This is only the chorus and unfortuanately all that I can remember of

 this great hit. But still, it can be used for any occasion because it's

 one of those timeless classics.


		Tim....

    Actually, Spurs have had many classics released for their little trips
    to Wembley. Who can forget the classic. Ossies Dream ? The song in the
    lasn note was I believe the single released the year after (1982) when
    we retained the FA cup. The last offering was some turgid crap about
    when the year ends in one, but who cares as we won the FA cup anyway in
    1991.
    
    Rich (If you haven't guessed a Spurs fan).
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    And don't forget Diamond Lights by Glen and Chris ( still say Waddle
    and Hoddle would have been a better name)
    
    
    Glen:  Darlin' I love you 
    Chris: My diamond lights I'll always want you.
    Glen:  Darlin' I need you
    Chris: My diamond lights I'll always want you.
    Glen:  Oh darlin'
    
    
    Smashing stuff.
    

    
    Glen and Chris would appear to be just as talented as Chas and Dave, 
    
    Are they related ? I think we should be told.

    Don't forget "Nice One Cyril" after Cyril Knowles

At least that's one thing that we've been saved from with Engerland not
qualifying for the US. Another corny "we're going to win the World Cup 'cos
we're the greatest" song.

Al

    
    I would have thought that this note would be flooded with rude dittys 
    with ****  ,�@$$(^ all through them.  Come on boys and girls we can
    have some fun with this....
    
    
    Going back a few years everyone was singin'
    
    We should have bombed Argentina ...
    repeat 1st line 100 times.
    
    When I was a fifth light boy on the North Bank we chuckled to...
    
    Glen Hod...aaaalllll   Born is the que...eeen of Goooool..ders Green.
    
    What about ....
    
    Tip toe through the Tottenham with a s**** Cap and a b***** sandwich
    Singing weve got F*r* S**s have you ...sii....ing - 
    weve got F*r* s***s have you.
    
    
    Ossie's gonna Endsliegh  his knees have gone all trembly 
    **** off you Spurs ***** off you Spurs....
    
    
    
    bet this is deleted as well.......
    
    
    Gazzer

    
    Anyone know if Chelsea have brought out an F.A cup record yet. I heard
    the new version of " ALWAYS LOOK ON THE RUNWAY FOR ICE" but i dont know
    if this is the new record or a re-release of the old terrace classic.
    
    Should be a big hit with the fans...
    
    Andy..

  Yesterday I was walking, on my own, pass Covent Garden. Musical Cockney
  geniuses , Chas'n'Dave were doing some sort of photo-shoot. I couldn't
  resist walking up within a few yards and singing "Ossie's going to Endsleigh".
   
  They didn't find it tres amusement but a few others did.

  Stuart

  BTW Just to spoil it all, those buggers from Tottenham won.

    
    
    Re.60
    
         Resume noting when your are old enough to shave,you little
    clown !!!!!!
    
         SQFHM....

    re.60
    
    
    Your 1st song...at the bottom you put "SAD but GOOD"
    
    What is so bloody good about a woman being paralysed,
    you say you are 16....obvioussly with the mentallity of a 4 year old.
    
    I also take it that you sympathise with the IRA and beleive that
    	all they done was good deeds ?????
    
     SQF Jambo #1

    re .60
    
    first day noting and very soooooooon you'll have a not `set hidden'
    on you (once the mods get to read .60)
    
    you are a sad little boy

    
    	IREID, you are very welcome in this conference. We talk about
    	football, ie. soccer, and generally slag each other off in a
    	well-meaning banter, occasionally spilling over into insults
    	about nationality and dubious parenthood and sexual preferences.
    	
    	We avoid foul, bigotted and nasty issues such as politics, religion
    	and anything to do with the IRA. Many of the contributors to this
    	conference are Irish, but NONE of them, whatever their persuasion,
    	has EVER resorted to anything so obscene as the sectarian drivel
    	you typed in .60.
    
    	Please learn to behave, or go and note in SOAPBOX and see where
    	that gets you....
    
    	Andy.
             

    
    Andy,
    
    	who are you kidding man?
    
>>                 -< Maybe you've never suffered real loss.... >-
    
    	he's a Celtic fan isn't he???? 8-)

    Jon,
    
    Why don't you go to SOAPBOX with IREID, please ;-)
    
    Jerry.

up your arse...up your arse
we'll stick the blue flag up your arse..
from Stamford Bridge to Upton Park
we'll stick the blue flag up your arse


extracted from the West Ham United "winter song collection",

Mark,,,,

             <<< Note 169.68 by AYOV16::IREID "Choppers The Tim" >>>
                                -< Happy Now? >-
    				   ^^^^^^^^^
    
    Is that typo? Did you actually mean to say;
    
    'Being new to noting, I didn't realise the upset my posting of .60 would 
    cause, or that it would contravene so many Digital policies and
    procedures. Now this has been pointed out to me, I've deleted the  
    note and would like to apologise to anyone who found the note offensive.'?

I would like to apologise for the songs and the Happy 
now comment but being new to noting, I did't realise the upset my posting 
of .60 would cause, or that it would contravene so many Digital 
policies and procedures.  Now this has been pointed out to me, I've
deleted the note and would like to apologise again to anyone who
found the note offensive.

C.T.T.

    Well, you can't say fairer than that.
    
    Dave.

Sounded a bit familiar, that!

		
	Oh when the Celts, go up, 
	To lift the League Cup, 
	I'll be there, I'll be there...

	When the Celts go up, 
	To lift the League cup, 
	I'll be there, I'll be there.

	CTT

    
    Ever thought about recording and releasing some of these classics - I'm
    sure I can see a potential christmas number one in there somewhere...
    
    Boogy on down man
    
    Paul

	A song just for Big Drunken Duncan.

	You're no' driven'	
	You're no' driven'	
	You're no' driven' any more,
	You're no' driven' any more.
	(repeat about 50 times)

	CTT ;~)

	Related to 47.1835.

	Can you see a happy Hun, Nooo, Nooo
	Can you see a happy Hun, Nooo, Nooo,
	Can you see a happy Hun, 
	You cannae se a f!@$*$@ one,
	Oooooooooooo

	CTT ;~>

    
    Re. .74
    
    >Ever thought about recording and releasing some of these classics - I'm
    >sure I can see a potential christmas number one in there somewhere...
    
    Nah, they're definitely number two's...
    
    Steve

    
    This one should be sung to the tune of Pilot's 1970's hit,"Magic".
    
    Oh ho ho it's magic,you know,
    
    Celtic and trophies don't go......

    
    We can't hear the Celtic sing, No-oh No-oh
    We can't hear the Celtic sing, No-oh No-oh
    We can't hear the Celtic sing
    We can't hear a ******* thing
    No-oh .....
    
    Followed at about 5.30pm by..
    
    Cheerio..Cheerio.. Cheerio....
    
    Archie
    SQFRRFCSC