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Conference tincup::dart

Title:D A R T <--> L A P T O P
Moderator:DEBUG::GALLOFIELD
Created:Tue Jun 02 1992
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:501
Total number of notes:3514

430.0. "Humor" by DV780::THORP () Tue Feb 27 1996 14:04

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430.1The Shiftkey FAQDV780::THORPTue Feb 27 1996 14:04148
430.2MILORD::WAR_STORYMPOS02::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itWed Feb 28 1996 22:194
430.3Cats...DV780::THORPWed Mar 13 1996 12:4651
430.4It's the music...DV780::THORPWed Mar 13 1996 12:4645
430.5Some FunniesMPOS02::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itThu Apr 04 1996 09:13147
430.6Stranded...HEAVEN::THORPThu Apr 11 1996 09:0193
430.7ODIXIE::CERASOThu Apr 11 1996 17:413
430.8Ha,,, that was GGRREATPTOSS1::MATSCHERZFri Apr 12 1996 09:527
430.9Making ToastersHEAVEN::THORPMon Apr 15 1996 08:5980
430.10New Element DiscoveredHEAVEN::THORPMon Apr 15 1996 09:0039
430.11Project Management - A Frog's PerspectiveDV780::THORPMon Apr 15 1996 13:2695
430.12Groucho Marx quotationsHEAVEN::THORPWed Apr 24 1996 08:5843
430.13Light bulbsHEAVEN::THORPThu May 02 1996 07:318
430.14Ancient historyHEAVEN::THORPThu May 02 1996 07:43173
430.15Yeaup!DV780::VIEIRAFri May 03 1996 13:053
430.16Phones and things...HEAVEN::THORPSat May 04 1996 07:37138
430.17MicroSoft and light bulbsHEAVEN::THORPSun May 05 1996 17:5164
430.18Newspaper HeadlinesHEAVEN::THORPMon May 13 1996 15:0261
430.19Pizza orderHEAVEN::THORPMon May 13 1996 15:0255
430.20Darwin AwardHEAVEN::THORPMon May 13 1996 15:0388
430.21Remember Patrick Douglas Crispen?HEAVEN::THORPFri May 17 1996 07:01163
430.22Kid ScienceHEAVEN::THORPTue May 21 1996 08:34118
430.23Cat Bathing as a Martial ArtHEAVEN::THORPWed May 22 1996 09:41126
430.24Cats vs DogsHEAVEN::THORPWed May 22 1996 15:027
430.25Humor on the InternetHEAVEN::THORPWed May 22 1996 15:1135
430.26How shit happensHEAVEN::THORPWed Aug 21 1996 19:0238
430.27GirlFriend 3.1 to Wife 1.0 upgradeHEAVEN::THORPWed Dec 04 1996 17:1837
430.28Humor, Yes !!!ODIXIE::HARTThomas Hart DTN 369-6123 odixie::hartWed Dec 04 1996 19:593
430.29from soapbox...SCASS1::SHOOKclear pattern of faulty recollectionFri Jan 31 1997 17:3060
    
    
  COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM

1. Describe your problem:
    ____________________________________________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
    ____________________________________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
    ____________________________________________________________________
    ____________________________________________________________________
    ____________________________________________________________________

4. Problem Severity:
       A. Minor____     B. Minor____     C. Minor____     D. Trivial____

5. Nature of the problem:
       A. Locked Up____   B. Frozen____    C. Hung____      D. Shot_____

6. Is your computer plugged in?                               Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on?                                           Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?                         Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse?                                    Yes__

10. Have you read the manual?                                 Yes__ No__

11. Are you sure you've read the manual?                      Yes__ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?              No__

13. Do you think you understood it?                           Yes__ No__

14. If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
    ____________________________________________________________________

15. How tall are you?  Are you above this line? ________________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem
occurred? ______________________________________________________________

17. If 'nothing' explain why you were logged in.
    ____________________________________________________________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?            Yes__ No__

19. How does this problem make you feel? _______________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood. ______________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?     Yes__ No__

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me?     Yes__