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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

1102.0. "Creative names" by LINGO::PETERS () Thu Jun 16 1994 02:59

    Seen this morning on the side of a truck laden with shrubs...
    
                             Avant Gardeners
    
    I love it. It's simple, but it works so well.  Do you know of an
    imaginitive company name that deserves a place in Joy of Lex? Or if you
    are contemplating setting up your own enterprise ...
    
    Steve
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1102.1NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 16 1994 07:001
My favorite is Deathwish Piano Movers.
1102.2PENUTS::DDESMAISONScollision of aberrant starsThu Jun 16 1994 07:044
	.1  i don't believe this!  you beat me by about a minute.
	    unreal.

1102.3DSSDEV::RUSTThu Jun 16 1994 07:195
    Well, there's Herb'n'Renewal, an herb seeds/plants/crafts outfit...
    [I also rather like "Long Funeral Services," but I think that's a
    family name rather than a product-description name. ;-)]
    
    -b
1102.4OKFINE::KENAHEvery old sock meets an old shoe...Thu Jun 16 1994 08:014
    I went to Seton Hall University -- across the street from the campus
    was a fast-food joint called "Eat 'n Haul."
    
    					andrew
1102.5name gameBONNET::PINEYThu Jun 16 1994 10:2511
    The U.S. probably has the best store of these.

    In San Francisco, I saw a Delicatessen called the Pick-a-deli.

    There is also a shuttle service to the Bay Area Rapid Transit service
    (the "BART") which runs under the name of the "Humphrey Go-BART".

    In the U.K, the only one I can think of is the maternity wear shop
    Heir Apparent.

    
1102.6Transport of delightBONNET::PINEYThu Jun 16 1994 10:298
    The comment about incorporating the family name reminds me of two
    transport companies
    
    Bishops Move {which is U.K. based}
    and
    Tooth Removals {which operates in the South of France}
    
    
1102.7OKFINE::KENAHEvery old sock meets an old shoe...Thu Jun 16 1994 11:423
Then there's the fictional beauty parlor from the film "The Blues Brothers:"
    
	    		Curl Up and Dye
1102.8JRDV04::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTThu Jun 16 1994 19:132
    I recall a record store in the U.S. called "Moby Disc" and a restaurant
    in Canada called "Just Desserts."
1102.9WELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallFri Jun 17 1994 02:213
    This week's Private Eye has:
    
    	The legal firm: A.J. Careless
1102.10BASLG1::GORDONIan Gordon, redundant June 17Fri Jun 17 1994 05:091
    L 4 Leather, in Romsey, Hampshire, England
1102.11OKFINE::KENAHEvery old sock meets an old shoe...Fri Jun 17 1994 07:5410
    Another ficticious company name: The Car Guys (a syndicated radio show
    originating from Cambridge, MA) include in their closing credits the
    name of a prestigious (but bogus) New England law firm:
    
    			Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe
    
    Their personal lawyer, Hugh Louis Dewey, is known as Huey Louie Dewey.
    (This last probably belongs in the nominal punishment string).
    
    					andrew
1102.12NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 17 1994 10:112
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe dates back at least 50 years.  Was is the 3 Stooges
or Abbott and Costello who used the joke?
1102.1319715::PARODIJohn H. Parodi DTN 381-1640Fri Jun 17 1994 10:4014
    
    Re: .12
    
    Probably both but the Stooges were first.
    
    The entire closing credits for Car Talk are a scream...a few from
    memory:
    
    Phone Support -- Isabelle Ringing
    Director of Long-Range Planning -- Kay Sera, who married Frank Sera to
                                       become Kay Sera-Sera.
    Grammatical Correctnes -- I. M. Shirley Wright
    
    JP
1102.14Howard U. LikedisBONNET::PINEYTue Jun 21 1994 09:318
    I know we started with "real" examples. Since we are now on to made-up
    ones:

    About 20 years ago, in the U.K., the Environment Minister launched a
    "keep Britain clean" campaign against dropping litter. It was supported
    by a (short-lived) compere called "Indy Basket".

    
1102.15AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jun 21 1994 16:519
    G'day,
    
     In thelegal mould... Sue, Grabbitt and Runn
    
    
    and in Sydney, Oz... From Here to Maternity.  
    
    
    djw
1102.16DECWET::GETSINGERProd Mgr - POLYCNTR HSM for UNIXWed Jun 22 1994 00:351
    Restaurant in Olympia, Washington: The Urban Onion.
1102.17DSSDEV::RUSTWed Jun 22 1994 10:518
    From a Dave Barry column (he swears he's not making it up; see
    HYDRA::DAVE_BARRY, topic 876):
    
    		Used Cow Dealer
    
    They dispose of "large dead animals".
    
    -b
1102.18DOCTP::BINNSThu Dec 29 1994 12:127
    The venerable (and now defunct) Boston law firm of 
    Gaston, Snow, and Eli Bartley was often mocked as:
    
    Ghastly, Slow, and Easily Bought-off
    
    
    Kit
1102.19(slowly catching up on years worth of notes)APACHE::LAVEYIf you open your eyes...Wed Aug 07 1996 11:048
A former coworker, after passing the bar, was debating whether to go
into partnership with a friend of Asian descent.  Due to the
requirement (law?) about having partners' names in the firm's name,
had the proposed partnership occurred, their law firm would have been:

	White and Wong