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1024.1 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Feb 11 1993 20:27 | 0 |
1024.2 | I doubt we'll see it :-) | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Feb 12 1993 08:10 | 5 |
| Murphy's Law will, I'm sure, make it difficult to enter the
explanation here.
(See .1 as an example.)
>M
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1024.3 | I didn't like the presenter either | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Mon Feb 15 1993 06:47 | 10 |
| There was a Timewatch special or Antenna or Horizon or some such TV
programme on just this point quite recently. I didn't take a lot
of it in, but there was plenty of newsreel footage of aircraft
taking off or landing or both - I think it may have been some
early ('30s?) USAF research program that claims to have codified
the law; I wasn't convinced, so didn't retain much of the info.
Maybe the programme will be repeated.
b
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1024.4 | | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Mon Feb 15 1993 08:21 | 3 |
| >Maybe the programme will be repeated.
But only when you're out and your VCR's broken.
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1024.5 | TQM aims to eliminate Murphee | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Feb 15 1993 17:41 | 20 |
| G'day,
As I recall 'twas one Murphy, member of USAF who read the manual to
change engine oil read
page 1
...
To change the oil, first remove the engine
page 2
oil inlet cover panel.
...
derek
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1024.6 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon Feb 15 1993 23:35 | 15 |
| If I recall correctly, Murphy was a rather senior person (who was
actually qualified too -- shows how long ago that was, when seniority
was related to qualifications), who formulated the law in regards to
one of his subordinates who was especially incompetent:
if there was any way to screw something up, that guy would find it.
Murphy's law is supposed to work recursively too: if you expect
something to go wrong, then it will go wrong differently. But as
you can see from .1, Murphy's recursive law failed. I hit Control-Y
at a time that I thought might do it, and it caused exactly the kind
of failure that I was trying for. It entirely failed to recursively
fail. That's not supposed to happen. Now just to make things worse,
I'll bet this reply will get posted properly.
-- Norman Diamond
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1024.7 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon Feb 15 1993 23:37 | 1 |
| P.S. .5 is more superb than any owl.
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1024.8 | | NOVA::FISHER | DEC Rdb/Dinosaur | Sun Feb 21 1993 09:45 | 3 |
| Murphy was an optimist.
ed
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1024.9 | 1+1 ne 2 | BREYER::BREYER | the first RISC CPU was the PDP8! | Fri Mar 05 1993 12:59 | 16 |
| I have kept for years a copy of an article titled "The Contributions of Edsel Murphy to
the Understanding of the Behavior of Inanimate Objects", written by a D. L. Klipstein. The
copier, of course, cut off the name of the periodical at the bottom of the page, so I have no way
of tracing it to the source. However, I enjoyed it when I first saw it, and have continued to
admire the perspicacity of the author as I have gained experience.
Among other gems is this brief paragraph, which succinctly codifies Murphy's Law:
" As is well known to those versed in the state-of-the-art, Murphy's Law states that "If anything
can go wrong, it will." Or, to state it in more exact mathematical form:
1 + 1 <graphical symbol> 2
where <graphical symbol> is the mathematical symbol for hardly ever."
By and large, I have found this to be true.
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1024.10 | | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Fri Mar 05 1993 18:50 | 15 |
| .9 is a demonstration of Murphy's law, in that its lines are longer
than the 80-column width of a standard terminal. I can't make it all
out...
I don't still have a copy of the article, but I remember that the
graphical symbol in my copy was a hand pointing to the right.
The article lists dozens of corrollaries of Murphy's Law, including
this one which every parent has experienced when assembling a toy for
Christmas morning:
"Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty
of assembly."
-dick
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1024.11 | | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Mar 07 1993 14:52 | 19 |
| G'day,
I recall that article.... I was given a copy in September or October
1967!!!! (I had just joined a new company so can time it fairly well).
Included various supporting corrollaries.....
such as the law of selective gravity
and such wonderments as " If a component is required in quantities of
N for a project, they will only be available in packs of N-1 "
and of course that was later superceded by Cole's Law
derek
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1024.12 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Sun Mar 07 1993 19:05 | 2 |
| I guess it's rather useless to suggest that this note belongs in
conference FOO::MURPHYS_LAW, because node FOO is always down.
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