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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

1004.0. "The Occult Hand Society" by RDVAX::KALIKOW (TFSO GHWB) Tue Sep 22 1992 10:03

    Awhile back, I heard of a cute tradition in paper journalism called the
    "Occult Hand Society."  As I recall, it's of the "put one over on the
    editor" sort.  The object of the game is to write copy that includes
    the phrase "it was as if an occult hand" in the story.  Writers are
    inducted into the Society IFF the editor fails to detect and strike
    this phrase and it actually appears in print. 

    Apparently at the time this tradition sprang up, this phrase was
    incredibly hackneyed, and -- (this part is surmise) perhaps it got that
    way because it enables writers who don't know the whole story to
    describe events without having to fully explain them...?

    At any rate, I thought I'd throw this topic out for general discussion. 
    Has any other JOYOFLEXer heard of this?  Are there compendia of
    successfuly published entries in this genre (along the lines of Scott
    Davis' delightful books documenting the Bulwer-Lytton Society)?  Are
    there equivalent Societies of this sort, using other phrases or
    suchlike, in hi-tech documentation?

    In assured anticipation of such, I invite you, Gentle Reader, simply to
    press the ENTER key, and it will be as if an occult hand shall have
    revealed the following Wonders to your welcoming sensoria...  :-)  Dan
    
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1004.1COOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue Sep 22 1992 13:362
    It appears as if an occult hand posted .-1.  I'm sure Mr. Kalikow would
    not be so shallow as to enter .-1 merely to get that phrase posted.
1004.2RDVAX::KALIKOWTFSO GHWBTue Sep 22 1992 13:5416
    That don't count!!  :-)
    
    We don't have Editors in VAXnotes, past whom one has to sneak things in
    order to "make one's bones" and enter the Society.  Yep we do have
    editors (note lower case) like TPU and EDT but they are brainless so
    THEY don't count either.
    
    Now if the _Moderators_ were, in their wisdom, to consent to vet all
    candidate postings and were mine (yes, I confess it, it was me) to have
    passed their muster, now THEN I could qualify...  :-)
    
    And anyway, .1 is too recursive for me.  I am tempted to suggest that
    perhaps you too, Tom, are attempting to qualify in a backhanded sort of
    way for the OHS.  But no, we are both above this sort of folderol,
    aren't we...                                                              ?
                                                         
1004.3COOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue Sep 22 1992 14:182
    Hmmm.  The retort that I was doing the same thing came faster than I
    expected.		:-)
1004.4O.H. sighted in major newspaperTLE::JBISHOPTue Sep 22 1992 14:524
    A couple of years ago there was a news story about a new kind
    of skywriting which used the O.H. phrase in the Boston Globe.
    
    		-John Bishop
1004.5COOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue Sep 22 1992 14:571
    Skywriting in the Boston Globe?  That sounds pretty normal to me.
1004.6PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseWed Sep 23 1992 01:013
    	The moderators (I think I'm still one) consent to delete notes that
    are against corporate policy or the spirit of the notes file. The
    question is whether the spirit of the notes file has an occult hand?
1004.7Invisible?LINGO::KNOWLESSpelling chequers are knot the hole answerWed Sep 23 1992 06:585
I suppose Adam Smith's `invisible hand' doesn't qualify, although _that_
might account for the extraordinary behaviour of several Chacellors of
the Exchequer.

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