| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 878.1 | | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Sun Mar 24 1991 23:56 | 10 |
| G'day,
I shall print all the entries in this note and store them in a -d
Binder!
;-)
derek
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| 878.2 | | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Mar 25 1991 02:28 | 11 |
| Gee, I must admit I'm flattered and all - but, Derek, I don't qualify
according to the rules I laid down in .0, because I'm not famous. Not
yet, anyway. :-)
At Christmas time many people burn Yul Brynner logs in their
fireplaces.
As the stock market plummeted, bankers saw their fortunes on the
John Wayne.
-d
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| 878.3 | rather than go past... to the... to the back... | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 06:07 | 2 |
| As is usual in duck hunting season, other avian species are shot at -
most notably the Dan Quayle.
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| 878.4 | New VP? | XANADU::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon Mar 25 1991 15:26 | 1 |
| A Baker in hand is worth two Quayles for the Bush.
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| 878.5 | | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Mon Mar 25 1991 18:22 | 1 |
| You should smoke Les Aspen. However, chewing is Morley Safer.
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| 878.6 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Ask Not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for ME! | Mon Mar 25 1991 20:26 | 2 |
| No question, those Tom Cruise missiles sure made a hit in Iraq, and Saddam
is in a lot of hot walter Cronkite.
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| 878.7 | little sick | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Mar 25 1991 21:10 | 4 |
| The President was recently asked...is George BUSHed? He quickly
replied, no because he has been eating special cookies made by James
(A. Baker) in which he uses Jimmy's "Carter Little Liver Pills".
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| 878.8 | on a roll | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Mar 25 1991 22:05 | 1 |
| Just look at Vincent's van Gogh!!!
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| 878.9 | a 2� (or less | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Tue Mar 26 1991 02:06 | 15 |
| G'day
The team were to Sally Ann Field on to the football Sally Ann Field,
but the team mascot was captured by Daniel Defoe. "What the Charles
Dickens will we do?" asked the the Captain America. "Grab a Teddy
Roosevelt and put some football Richard Nixon it." replied a voice from
the back of an Abraham Lincoln. "But it will weigh a Gene Tunney cried
the half back. " A Teddy Kennedy is no good, maybe we should use
Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein." Chipp'nDaled in the running back.
"What a load of Sitting Bull!" shouted the line Dan Blocker. "We have
to go out onto the Lorne Greene and do our Mount Rushmores without him.
derek
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| 878.10 | How (derek whor)Low can you go? | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 02:35 | 8 |
| While fighting the andrew Peacock, the bob Hawke mistimed its stoop,
slammed into a tree and hurt its john Howard. "Oh $h!t" he said, "I
neil Blewitt!!". The ray Martin watching this fiasco called out "looks
like you'll have to hit the frog and toad, and max Walker out of this
one... If you hurry, you can get back over the alan Border before
nightfall".
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| 878.11 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Mar 26 1991 20:13 | 9 |
| Was Greg Smart? Little did he know when he married Pamela that there was
Wojas(t) around the corner.
For those of you not in New England (or if you've been living in New England
in a cave), Pamela (Wojas) Smart was recently convicted of inducing three
teenagers to kill her husband Greg. She was having an affair with one of the
teenagers.
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| 878.12 | necropolis weather | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Aug 28 1995 20:56 | 6 |
| The freddy Mercury is rising, rick Spring(field) commences next week, and
donna Summer is just around the corner. Shelly Winter was quite warm and dry,
so donna Summer is probably going to be hot, hot, hot.
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| 878.13 | What?! No Gail Storm? | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Tue Aug 29 1995 06:24 | 0
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