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| 865.1 | It's all in the way you look at it | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Originality = Undetected Plagiarism | Thu Jan 24 1991 21:14 | 59 |
| Here we go and hidden behind an <ff> and a few <lf>s
This band has the following instruments ....
> My name is Peter. At school I was a sickly child. I had bouts of
> 'flu ten times a year.
^^^ ^^
Flute
> My doctor was Ian Umbert. I went on a trip Ian once organized to the
^^^^^
Organ
> Influenza and Cold Research Centre run by the US Navy, would you
> believe!
> "You may not be able to cure Peter's influenza," said the Navy doctor
> in charge, "but the USN are, Dr Umbert!"
^^^^^
Drum
> "What's the secret?" I asked.
> "Well, for one week, simply relax and drink nothing but rum, Peter.
^^ ^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^
lyre trumpet
> "But I'm panicking already. I'm a teetotaller!" I said.
^ ^ ^ ^^^^
timpani
> "Nobody's perfect." he replied, with a smile.
Best I can see so far ...
Stuart
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| 865.2 | Unfinished Sympho | DUCK::CLEARING_HSE | Polly Glott | Thu Jan 24 1991 21:43 | 8 |
| Excellent!
Only one and a half to find...
Keep it up Stuart!
Polly
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| 865.3 | The missing 1.5 | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Jan 24 1991 22:09 | 63 |
| <<< Note 865.1 by KAOFS::S_BROOK "Originality = Undetected Plagiarism" >>>
-< It's all in the way you look at it >-
Here we go and hidden behind an <ff> and a few <lf>s
This band has the following instruments ....
> My name is Peter. At school I was a sickly child. I had bouts of
> 'flu ten times a year.
^^^ ^^
Flute
> My doctor was Ian Umbert. I went on a trip Ian once organized to the
~ ~~~ ~ ^^^^^
Piano Organ
> Influenza and Cold Research Centre run by the US Navy, would you
> believe!
> "You may not be able to cure Peter's influenza," said the Navy doctor
> in charge, "but the USN are, Dr Umbert!"
~~ ~~~ ^^^^^
Snare Drum
> "What's the secret?" I asked.
> "Well, for one week, simply relax and drink nothing but rum, Peter.
^^ ^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^
lyre trumpet
> "But I'm panicking already. I'm a teetotaller!" I said.
^ ^ ^ ^^^^
timpani
> "Nobody's perfect." he replied, with a smile.
Best I can see so far ...
Stuart
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| 865.4 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Originality = Undetected Plagiarism | Thu Jan 24 1991 22:24 | 10 |
| Well done Clay ... Actually whether you class it as 1.5 or two depends
on whther you the term "snare drum" belongs to the Dept of redundancy dept.,
since most drummers I know talk about snares and basses and kettles and
drums etc.
By the way just for a bit of pedancy here ... no one can cure the flu,
let alone the common cold (which it turns out isn't so common considering
that there are hundreds of cold virii).
Stuart
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| 865.5 | Gourmet music | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Jan 24 1991 22:56 | 7 |
| re: .4
> since most drummers I know talk about snares and basses and kettles and
Do drummers snare trumpeter swans, catch C-basses and cook them in a kettle?
Clay
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| 865.6 | Smuggling some more words... | CRISPY::CLEARING_HSE | Polly Glott | Fri Jan 25 1991 13:09 | 19 |
| Settle down, boys!
Seems I shouldn't have hooked the incipient musicians in you!
Now look, I've just received this despatch from Reuters. I think
it's an extract from a press conference given by an allied commander
in the Gulf.
"When Israel first used Cilla missiles against the PLO it erupted
into a major conflict. If they were to fire, in response to the
Iraqi Scud attacks on Tel Aviv, a Cilla, terrorist reprisals would
be certain.
It would be a startling error of judgement, sending a shock wave
rolling over foe and ally alike, all the way to Baghdad.
Saddam would love it! If there's a desperate player in this game,
he's it!
A tense period would follow as allegiances change and starry-eyed
Saddam sees Egypt and Syria fall into line"
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| 865.8 | | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Fri Jan 25 1991 16:16 | 25 |
|
"When Israel first used Cilla missiles against the PLO it erupted
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loiter
into a major conflict. If they were to fire, in response to the
Iraqi Scud attacks on Tel Aviv, a Cilla, terrorist reprisals would
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vacillate
be certain.
It would be a startling error of judgement, sending a shock wave
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beast linger gas
rolling over foe and ally alike, all the way to Baghdad.
Saddam would love it! If there's a desperate player in this game,
he's it! A tense period would follow as allegiances change and
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hesitate
starry-eyed
Saddam sees Egypt and Syria fall into line"
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| 865.9 | Hit-rate appraisal. | DUCK::CLEARING_HSE | Polly Glott | Fri Jan 25 1991 17:00 | 12 |
| .8:
Four direct hits.
Two strayed off-target.
Three misses.
Ready for another sortie?
Polly
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