Conference thebay::joyoflex

834.0. "Is this how you learned them as a child?" by DYPSS1::DYSERT (Barry - Custom Software Development) Fri Sep 28 1990 17:20

A female of the Homo Sapiens species was the possessor of a small, immature
ruminant of the genus Ovis, the outermost cover of which reflected all
wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of
naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water.  Regardless of the
translational pathway chosen by the Homo Sapiens female, there was a 100%
probability that the forementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.

A young male human was situated near the intersection of two supporting
structural elements at right angles to each other; said subject was involved in
the ingesting a saccharine composition prepared in conjunction with the ritual
observance of an annual fixed-day religious festival.  Insertion into the
saccharine composition of the apposable digit of his forelimb was followed by
removal of a drup of genus Prunus.  Subsequently the subject made a declarative
statement regarding the high quality of his character as a young male human.

A geriatose human female proceeded to a storage compartment for the purpose of
procuring a fragment of osseous tissue from and unidentified deceased specimen
to transfer to an indigent carnivorous domesticated mammal, canis familiaris,
family Canidae.  Upon arrival at her destination, she found the storage
compartment in a denuded condition, with the consequence that the indigent
carnivore was deprived of the intended donation.

A human female, extremely captious and given to opposed behavior was 
questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for
production of various types of flora.  The tract components were enumerated as
argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic growth, and
pulchritudinous young females in a linear orientation.

Complications arose during an investigation of dietary influences; one
researcher was unable to assimilate adipose tissue, and another was unable to
consume tissue consisting chiefly of muscle fiber.  By a reciprocal arrangement
between the two researchers, total consumption of the viands under
consideration was achieved, thus leaving the original container of the viands
devoid of contents.

A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid of ophthalmic acuity were
observed in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's
uxorial adjunct.  Said adjunct them performed a triple caudectomy utilizing a
acutely honed bladed instrument generally used for subdivision of edible
tissue.

In reference to the final scenario, an interrogative sentence was proposed as
to the probability that the observer had experienced similar visual sensations
corresponding to the existence of the aforementioned triumvirate of murine
rodents.

    Strange how two referred to Jack, two to Mary and two to old women!
    
    Clever though :-)

    Re .0:
>A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid of ophthalmic acuity were
        ^^^       ^^^^^^
    Sure, they were manly mice...
    			Denis.