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| 794.1 | this the kind of thing you're looking for ? | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed May 02 1990 15:43 | 5 |
| My son has a t-shirt that he got from his grandmother. It has a
picture of this cute pink rabbit and the caption, "Somebunny in
Florida loves me."
--bonnie
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| 794.2 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed May 02 1990 16:55 | 3 |
| What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole ?
Hot cross bunnies.
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| 794.3 | Stuart's personal name reminded me | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu May 03 1990 19:59 | 2 |
| Or as the tortoise said after the famous race, "Hare today, gone
tomorrow."
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| 794.4 | a few that come to mind | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Fri May 04 1990 02:20 | 46 |
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G'day,
or the bald man who had rabbits tattooed on his head, 'cos from a
distance they looked like ha(i)r(e)s.
To make rabbit pie go further add elephant meat in equal proortions -
1 rabbit, 1 elephant
how do you get a baby hare out of a trap?
you leveret
how does a male rabbit find a lady rabbit down a dark warren?
delicious
how much doe is a lady rabbit worth?
a buck
a fiver (for watership down fans)
whats a good name for a baby rabbit?
warren
Why do rabbits have big ears?
Noddy wont pay the ransom
where does a rabbit sit?
on his bun
derek
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| 794.5 | | WELMT2::HILL | Carpe diem! | Fri May 04 1990 12:39 | 5 |
| Two rabbits being chased across a meadow by a pack of dogs...
1st rabbit "Shall we carry on running?"
2nd rabbit "No, let's stop and out number them."
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| 794.6 | and this is a mondaymorn, does it show? | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon May 07 1990 03:00 | 29 |
| G'day,
Following a reminder from a colleague...... (ie no blame accepted ;-)
What did the rabbits give Princess Di when the new baby arrived?
A 21 bun salute.
What 4wd would a rabbit drive?
A Bundera (oz version of a toyota landcruiser)
What new sport do rabbits indulge in?
Bungee jumping
Where do mythical disappearing rabbits live?
Bundanoon
djw
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| 794.7 | With Thanks to Sandra Boynton, whose idea I "borrowed"... | SSGBPM::BPM5::KENAH | Beyond Need Lies Desire | Mon May 07 1990 18:23 | 31 |
| I've sent this as a Birthday greeting across the Easynet...
Something for you on your Birthday...
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| 794.8 | They look like death's heads to me!? | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Do not take internally. | Mon May 07 1990 20:15 | 0 |
| 794.9 | What is furry and you pull it at xmas? - A bun-bun | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Tue May 08 1990 04:16 | 25 |
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re -.1
< They look like death's heads to me!? >-
They have been drinking decarbunated coffee
Which is Oz bunnies favourite rum?
Bundaberg OP
What do they call a rabbit that runs away?
A bunker
What is a load of rubbish spoken about rabbits?
Bunkum
What does a rabbit get on his bun, if he sits still too long?
a carbunkle
derek
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| 794.10 | | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Wed May 16 1990 21:52 | 8 |
| How do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on him...
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way...
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| 794.11 | At DEC, the least-significant rabbit comes first | TKOV51::DIAMOND | This note is illegal tender. | Tue Jul 10 1990 08:24 | 0
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