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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

685.0. "short bawdy rhymes" by COMICS::DEMORGAN (Richard De Morgan, UK CSC/CS) Thu Jun 22 1989 17:56

    Here is a short bawdy rhyme told to me by a (lady) friend:
    
        Uncle Fred and Auntie Mabel
        Fainted at the breakfast table;
        Let this story be a warning:
        Do not do it in the morning!
    
    Needless to say, I ignore this advice.
    
    Any more short bawdy rhymes?
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685.1Uh.. yes, but...VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Thu Jun 22 1989 20:564
    
    	Uh... yes, but none I can post here. 
    
    	-- Glinch
685.2stolenCHEFS::BUXTONFri Jun 23 1989 16:156
    No! No! for my virginity
    If I lose that I'll surely die.
    Behind the elms last night, cried Dick,
    Rose, were you not extremely sick?
                   
    Bucko...