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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

636.0. "Unprounceable" by KUDZU::ANDERSON (Give me a U, give me a T...) Tue Mar 14 1989 19:20

	I am convinced that there are a number of words that in
	English that simply aren't pronounceable.  No matter how
	you pronounce the, you're going to be wrong.  Here are my
	candidates:

	o  Chimaera
	o  Plethora

	Any others?

		- Cliff
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636.1Say What??SKIVT::ROGERSBut Otto, what about our relationship?Tue Mar 14 1989 21:093
Well, if you include "Chimaera", I can see why you are confused. ;\)

Larry
636.2A bit controversial...AYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Wed Mar 15 1989 09:424
    Not unpronounceable, but never pronounced the same way twice running,
    is "controversy".
    
    Ian.
636.3schism - stear clear to avoid controversyMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickWed Mar 15 1989 13:574
    Every Dictionary I've looked in says /sizm/, but I've heard that
    pronunciation only once - always sk- or sh-
    
    b
636.4Skip it - say "daunting" instead!SSGBPM::KENAHRoom enough for two...Fri Mar 17 1989 00:2811
    I don't believe that these words are unpronouncable; - my feeling
    is, no matter how you pronounce them, *someone* is going to fault
    your pronunciation. 
    
    If you're not careful, you'll fall into the "correct" vs. "usage"
    rathole.
    
    Anyway, my candidate:  formidable (the "correct" pronunciation -
    accent on the 2nd syllable - always sounds contrived to me.)
                                 
    					andrew
636.5Speaking of ratholes...SSGBPM::KENAHRoom enough for two...Fri Mar 17 1989 00:3424
    This note reminds me of a Steve Martin sketch I saw years ago:
    
    Steve was playing an actor sight reading "Let's Call the Whole
    Thing Off."
    
    Now, the lyrics normally sound like this:
    
    		You say To-MAY-to and I say To-MAH-to,
    		You say Po_TAY-to and I say Po-TAH-to
      		To-MAY-to, To-MAH-to,
    		Po-TAY-to, Po-TAH-to,
	    	Let's call the whole thing off.
    
    Steve sang it like this:
    
    		You say To-MAY-to and I say To-MAY-to,
    		You say Po_TAY-to and I say Po-TAY-to
      		To-MAY-to, To-MAY-to,
    		Po-TAY-to, Po-TAY-to,
	    	Let's call the whole thing off.
                                 
    I found it hilarious...
                       
    					andrew
636.6The British don't say 'Po-TAH-to'IJSAPL::BROWNHa!, renew your ark, git.Fri Mar 17 1989 09:380
636.7I never said they did -- neither did Gershwin...SSGBPM::KENAHRoom enough for two...Fri Mar 17 1989 21:530
636.8ErstersCLARID::HODSMANNetwork Maintenance Services VBOTue Mar 21 1989 13:096
    Re .5
     
    When Ginger Rogers sings that song, she sings :
    "You say oyster, and I say 'Erster'".
    But I have never heard anybody say 'Erster' ,
    so where do I come from ? 
636.9ERIS::CALLASThere is only one 'o' in 'lose.'Tue Mar 21 1989 17:045
There are many places that have ersters. Some places in New England have 
ersters, but in general they prefer clayams. The most usual place to find an
erster is around the Chezpeek Bay, particularly in Murrilund around Bawlmer.

	Jon
636.10erster = oysterVINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Tue Mar 21 1989 17:547
    
    Philadelphians (Tinicum, near the airport) say 'erster'. They also
    say 'terlet'. 'Turmoil' comes out 'toimerl'.
    
    Incidentally, Philadelphians call their city 'Fluffya'.
    
    -- Glinch (former fluffyan)