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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 539.1 | "Ooohh, that must hurt!" | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | It's a dream I have | Sat Jul 16 1988 08:50 | 4 |
| My mother used to make similar jokes when she'd hear about someone
being "knifed in the melee" or "shot in the fracas".
--- jerry
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| 539.2 | Stick it in your creel | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Jul 18 1988 01:13 | 5 |
| Steve Allen used to use the gag constantly. Almost every night,
he would say, "And if you've ever been <verb>ed in the <noun>,
you know how painful that can be!"
Dave C.
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| 539.3 | Strange assignment, that. | CHARON::MCGLINCHEY | Sancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros! | Mon Jul 18 1988 01:20 | 5 |
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...but what about the two cops under the covers?
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| 539.4 | an oldie but goodie | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jul 18 1988 17:38 | 16 |
| Re above:
A number of years ago, a newspaper reported the following:
"Last night, in a robbery attempt a woman bystander was shot. The
bullet is in her yet."
Someone wrote the newspaper asking what part of her anatomy was
the woman's yet.
The editor wrote back, saying it was like the woman's now, as in
the song ...
_I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now_.
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 539.5 | Let us be accurate. | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Mike @DTN 225-4959 | Mon Jul 18 1988 19:30 | 2 |
| Actually, I think the Now is a little lower and to the left of
the Yet.
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| 539.6 | not now, later | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 18 1988 19:36 | 4 |
| Don't try to go out with a woman until you've figured that one
out.
--bonnie
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| 539.7 | ... Maps available on request ... | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jul 18 1988 20:09 | 6 |
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re: -.1 Yes, by all means.
Last time I asked "Now?", She said, "Yes, but not yet".
jc
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| 539.8 | Does any of this make any sense?! 8^} | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Mike @DTN 225-4959 | Tue Jul 19 1988 00:49 | 4 |
| > Don't try to go out with a woman until you've figured that one
> out.
Consider it "figured"
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| 539.9 | Yet? Still? | SMURF::BINDER | A complicated and secret quotidian existence | Mon Aug 01 1988 19:43 | 9 |
| Re: .7
> Last time I asked "Now?", She said, "Yes, but not yet".
Would holding her yet be anything like holding her still? How long
could you hold her still? Or, if not hers, how about Jack Daniel's?
I do know that I can't hold Jack Daniel's yet.
- Dick
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| 539.10 | but you're still trying | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Aug 01 1988 21:20 | 1 |
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