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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

456.0. "God help us - Sortation" by REGENT::MERRILL (Force yourself to relax!) Thu Dec 17 1987 19:27

    AIM, INC. Pittsburg, Pa. "results of bar code system performance"
    
    
    	"4.0 CAPTURE AND SORTATION OF RESULTS"
    
    OH NO! Tell me "sortation" is a big mistake! Please?
    
    rmm
    
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456.1well ...INK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 17 1987 20:006
    re .0 (Rick):
    
    If we can get them/him/her to amend the word to "sorting," could
    "sorting" be called some kind of ex-sortation? :-P
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
456.2Any questulations?PSTJTT::TABERTransfixed in Reality's headlightsFri Dec 18 1987 14:429
After things have been properly sortated, I would expect you could 
extract and index of sorticity.  A completely sortified file would have 
an index of 1.0 with misplaced entries bringing the index down.  DEC 
standard 99999999 could be the Sortistic Architecture Document (SAD) 
that would specify how to handle entries beginning with punctuation
marks, numerals, names beginning "Mc" and "Mac" and so on, to insure a
high index of sortification which leads naturally to easy indexualizing 
of documentation.
						>>>==>PStJTT
456.3Arms and legs flailing!MARRHQ::SBSSCOTTA narrow <ESC>Fri Dec 18 1987 14:489
    Regarding the Functionality of the word; "Sortation"; I think
    it is not in MY lexicon...  Irregardless to that, I think anyone
    has the enablement to misutilize the language as is neccatious.
    
    Thnx,
        
        Rgdz,
    
            Scott
456.4gift suggestionsSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaFri Dec 18 1987 15:1113
    
    
    I heard a few of these the other day and thought I would try noters
    to come up with more.  They are suggestions for christmas gifts.
    
    Such as:
    
    The Dolly Parton "Bust Duster"
    
    Farmer Fanny Candy        
    
    
    Any more?       
456.5Let's be more careful, shall we?CLT::WIECHMANNThe Oranges of OsakaFri Dec 18 1987 15:3612
> < Note 456.3 by MARRHQ::SBSSCOTT "A narrow <ESC>" >
> 
>     Regarding the Functionality of the word; "Sortation"; I think
>     it is not in MY lexicon...  Irregardless to that, I think anyone
>     has the enablement to misutilize the language as is neccatious.
    
    I'm appalled at the misuse of the English Language in the above paragraph.
    The first semicolon is definitely out of place.

    Security, see that this man receives his final paycheck.

    -Jim
456.6That wasn't right.REGENT::BROOMHEADDon&#039;t panic -- yet.Fri Dec 18 1987 19:207
    I nearly swallowed my gum yesterday when I encountered the word:
    
    		disconfirm
    
    in an otherwise well-written article.
    
    							Ann B.
456.7AKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsSat Dec 19 1987 09:305
    re:.6
    
    It's no worse than the extremely common (around here) "deinstall".
    
    --- jerry
456.8I'm glad to didn't make your goalNAC::CANTORDave C.Fri Dec 25 1987 19:458
      Re .6,.7
      
      And did you know that one can earn in this company the coveted
      DIS Achievement award?
      
      It's true.
      
      Dave C.
456.9Ful of itSSDEVO::GOLDSTEINWed Jan 20 1988 01:018
    I recently read a memo from somewhere deep within Digital.  I think
    the author was trying to say that a recent advertising effort had
    not been successful and that there was a need to improve it.  What
    he did say was that it needed to be "more impactful."
    
    Capital punishment would be too lenient for this offense.
    
    Bernie
456.10Running ConfusionCOMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSThu Jan 21 1988 18:052
    I once received a TWX (USspeak for Telex) from somebody in Maynard
    that said "your TWX runs me some confusion".