| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 436.1 | A Usenet signoff that I liked... | HARDY::KENAH | ROCK-> You are here <-HARD_PLACE | Thu Nov 19 1987 14:44 | 3 |
| I haven't lost my mind -- I have it backed up on tape.
andrew
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| 436.2 | Here's my two. | NATASH::AIKEN | What cheer, Netop? | Thu Nov 19 1987 16:02 | 17 |
| There's a warm spot in my heart for those who persue agricultural
endeavors (care to see my feed and seed bills?), so my favorite
is this simple admonition:
"Don't talk about farmers with your mouth full."
And there's a warm spot in Hell for tailgaters, so for them I would
display this:
" W A R N I N G "
" THIS VEHICLE STOPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON "
-DICK
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| 436.3 | A couple of contributions... | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Nov 20 1987 09:10 | 9 |
| One that I got a good chuckle from was a bumper sticker which read:
"Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on the side of
a milk carton."
...which leads to another favorite:
"I'll start believing in equality of the sexes when I hear my first
_father-in-law_ joke."
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| 436.4 | Another Agricultural Bumper Sticker | SKIVT::ROGERS | Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate | Fri Nov 20 1987 13:30 | 7 |
| re: .2
I saw an elderly flatbed chevy truck with farm license plates bearing the
bumber sticker:
CRIME DOES NOT PAY.
It's a lot like farming..
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| 436.5 | Uh... | RTOISD::TINIUS | Be alert! America needs more lerts! | Sat Aug 20 1988 21:29 | 4 |
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"Watcha got on, your mind?"
Stephen
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