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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

434.0. "To Turn a Phrase" by RICKS::PHIPPS (Digital Internal Use Only) Tue Nov 17 1987 12:16

I caught these in B. C. couple of weeks back. For those that don't know, B. C. 
is a comic strip about a bunch of stone age characters and other creatures.

I don't know what you would call these but I found them amusing:

(Two ants talking.)

What's an outhouse Dad?



I don't know son. I'm not privy to such information.
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434.1And then there was...RICKS::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyTue Nov 17 1987 12:2010
BC: Guess what!  We've invented a filtering system for outhouses using crushed 
    stone.

From across the sea:



Like I was telling Mildred the other day, those guys over there have rocks in 
their heads.
434.2more phrase turningTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allWed Feb 03 1988 19:044
   In reply to the title of this note, I had a high school teacher who
   was fond of saying, "Excuse me for talking while you interrupt."
   
434.3Don't ask me how...BRSADG::VANDENEEDERaf Van den Eede @BROThu Feb 04 1988 10:369
    
    Which reminds me of my English linguistics professor, who always
    said he 'could *see* many absent people' in the auditorium
    (had good eyes!), and of another thing you can hear people say
    sometimes around here:
      
        "do you mind if I eat while you're smoking?"
    
    Rvde.
434.4AKOV11::BOYAJIAN$50 never killed anybodySat Feb 06 1988 13:4415
    re: "seeing absent people"
    
    This reminds me of a song called "Talking Nothin' Blues", the
    first verse of which goes:
    
    "I looked up the hall to the top of the stairs,
    Didn't see a man who wasn't there.
    He was spreadin' some nothing all over the wall,
    A whole lotta nothin', nothin' at all.
    'Twas a predominance of vacancy.
    That's about all there was...or wasn't."
    
    I love the phrase "a predominance of vacancy".
    
    --- jerry
434.5KAOFS::S_BROOKMany hands make bytes workThu Apr 07 1988 22:478
    Children often have an interesting turn of phrase ...
    
    My eldest daughter when she was two came out with the following
    one night when we turned out her bedroom light ...
    
    "Turn the light on Dad, I can't see my eyes."

    Stuart
434.6This was many years ago...AKOV11::BOYAJIANThat was Zen, this is TaoFri Apr 08 1988 11:045
    I suppose many children eventually get around to using this one,
    but one of my nephews, in response to a stern "Behave!" from his
    mother, came out with, "I'm being have!"
    
    --- jerry
434.7yWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Apr 08 1988 20:5118
    My niece was two 1/2 the first time I took her
    to the zoo.  In anticipation of what we were to see
    she described to me what a Giraffe looked like.
    
    He has a long neck, wears high heels and two pony tails
    on his head.
    
    I couldn't wait to get to the zoo, check out a giraffe 
    and maybe make sense of what she was talking about.
    And you know, she was right.  They have "high-heel" hoofs,
    the neck was obvious, and they have little horns that look 
    fuzzy pony tails sticking up straight on there heads.
    
    I guess children know more than we sometimes give them credit for.
    
    "Nanski"
    
    
434.8this coin rings trueMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Apr 08 1988 22:197
    When we were dissolving some coloring tablets in vinegar prior to
    coloring some Easter eggs, they made a rather loud noise that my
    wife dubbed "sizzing."  It _did_ sound like a cross between fizzing
    and sizzling.  I have  added the word to my informal vocabulary.
                                                   
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
    
434.9Blunt as a BucketJANUS::CROWLEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverMon Apr 11 1988 13:114
    ... was my favourite from the kids (when they were about 8 years
    old).
    
    -- brian
434.10Out of the mouths of Babes etc..HAMPS::HILLNick Hill - UK Corp. ActtsMon Apr 11 1988 15:311
    Daddy, you're not fat.  You just need to be taller.
434.11GNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyMon Apr 11 1988 23:048
    I heard one this weekend from a good friend - in reference to various
    visual effects seen in modern art, and various styles of music or
    trains of thought....sounds enough like "Freudian" to give it that
    oomph of acceptability...
    
    "Floydian"
    
    
434.12...or perhaps an Oriental pronunciation?SLTERO::KENAHMy journey begins with my first stepFri Apr 22 1988 19:053
    re -1:  Does "Floydian" refer to Pink or Uncle?
    
    					andrew
434.13DTIF::RUSTFri Dec 06 1991 07:5812
    Saw this in "Shoe" recently: 
    
    		projectile honesty
    
    [The usage in the strip was as the behavior of the guilty parties in
    "Perry Mason," who, when confronted by Perry at the end of the trial,
    would jump up and confess. Often, they'd confess to more things than
    Perry actually had on them, as if, once they'd started talking, they
    couldn't stop. Personally, I can think of a few other situations where
    "projectile honesty" might come into play... ;-)]
    
    -b