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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

418.0. "Recognise this ...???" by RDGE00::BOOTH (Life, don't talk to me about life ...) Tue Oct 06 1987 13:13

        Anybody recognise ?


        Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
        Fain would I fathom thy substacne specific,
        High up above in the ether capacious
        Strongly resembling a gem carbonatious.



(Apologies if I've spelt anything wrong !)


        If you do recognise it, know any more ???
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418.1I know! I know!TOPDOC::JAMESTue Oct 06 1987 13:445
    I don't know any more, can I still say it's "Twinkle, twinkle, little
    star"?
    
    stella (I *know* my stars!)
    
418.2several more to add to the frayLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesTue Oct 06 1987 13:5646
    row, row, row....becomes
    
    propel, propel, propel your craft
    softly down liquid solution
    ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically
    existence is but an illusion
    
    and three blind mice becomes
    
    a trio of sightless rodents
    a trio of sightless rodents
    observe how they perambulate
    observe how they perambulate
    they scampered hastily behind the agriculturer's spouse
    who removed their posteriors with a large cutting utensil
    have you ever viewed such a spectacle as
    a trio of sighless rodents
    
    and (as if to go on ad nauseum) the old drinking song originally
    was:
    
    Show me the way to go home
    I'm tired and I want to go to bed
    I had a little drink about an hour ago
    and it went right to my head
    wherever I may roam
    on land or sea or foam
    you can always hear me singing this song
    show me the way to go home
    
    becomes (as I was taught)
    
    Indicate the way to my habitual abode
    I'm fatigued and I want to retire
    Oh I had a libation sixty minutes ago
    and it went right to my cerebellum
    wherever I may perambulate
    on terra or mara or atmospheric pressure
    you can always listen to me chanting this refrain
    indicate the way to my habitual domain
    
    
    (all worded out - phew)
    
    -Jody
    
418.3From Misterogers...CHARON::MCGLINCHEYGet a Bigger HammerTue Oct 06 1987 15:417
    
    How 'bout:
    
    	Scintillate, Scintillate, dimimutive stellar orb
    	How I cogitate regarding your coordinates in Cartesian 3-space.
    
    Ta-dum.