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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

388.0. "Inimitable itinerary" by 4GL::LASHER (Working...) Thu Jul 23 1987 19:15

    Some mythical places to visit on your next vacation:
    
    
    Absentia - at least you could make a good faith attempt, so that
    	you could say that it had been tried thereat
    
    Smithereens - to see where the fragments landed

    Loco Parentis - where your schoolteachers formerly acted
    
    Bust - or, failing that, California
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388.1AKOV76::BOYAJIANI want a hat with cherriesFri Jul 24 1987 03:1213
    This reminds me of an exchange from the film "10". Dudley Moore
    is in a bar and the bartender tells him a phone call is for him.
    
    Moore: 	"I'm incommunicado."
    
    Bartender:	(to phone) "He's incommunicado."
    		(to Moore) "She wants to know where Communicado is."
    
    Moore:	"Tell her it's just a stone's throw away from Cognito."
    
    Bartender:	(to phone) "Go twenty miles west and take a left."
    
    --- jerry
388.2I'm in AdazeWEBSTR::RANDALLI'm no ladyFri Jul 24 1987 09:191
    
388.3BAEDEV::RECKARDFri Jul 24 1987 14:443
    Re:  -< I'm in Adaze >-

    Isn't that in between Dither and Tizzy?
388.4NeitherGUSHER::LAMBERTBut that trick *never* works!Fri Jul 24 1987 15:009
   No, actually it's near Adither and Atizzy.  Just a little south of
   Aquandry, too. 

   Then there's the musical side:  
   
   	I asked the audience for requests.  Some guy stands up and asks,
   	"Can you play 'Over the Hill and Far Away'?"  So I left.

   -- Sam
388.5exact directions for AdazeWEBSTR::RANDALLI&#039;m no ladyFri Jul 24 1987 16:016
    Adaze is just downhill from Plugged Sinuses, a community presently
    inhabited by a funny sect of pink and purple pills called the
    Anti-Biotics.  You get there by ignoring a sinus infection until
    it spreads to your ear and threatens to send you to Bronchitis.
    
    --bonnie
388.6AKOV68::BOYAJIANI want a hat with cherriesSat Jul 25 1987 01:574
    And if you ever find yourself in Arock, head toward Ahard Place,
    and stop somewhere in between.
    
    --- jerry
388.7COMICS::KEYOn the verge of indecisionMon Aug 17 1987 09:053
    Most people I deal with seem to think I'm on a visit to Competent...
    
    Andy
388.8Dulge, on the other hand...STAR::RDAVISThe Man Without QuantitiesWed Feb 28 1990 00:065
    The town of Undated is a terrible place to be stuck on Saturday night.
    
    A little like Philadelphia, but the weather is even worse.
    
    Ray