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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

317.0. "Back-Handed Definitions" by BRAHMS::MATSUOKA () Fri Feb 06 1987 08:40

    A.A.A.A.A.	- An organization for drunks who drive.
				Martin Burden (The Left-Handed Dictionary)

    anecdote	- A joke that has seen better days.
				The Left-Handed Dictionary

    feedback	- vi. to puke, n. vomit
    
    home cooking- Where many a husband thinks his wife is.
				Eddie Davis (The Left-Handed Dictionary)
    
    oblivion	- The hell of a good idea.
				The Left-Handed Dictionary

    spouse	- The past tense of spice
    
    think tank	- An optimistic sceptic tank

    zipper	- A mechanical fly
    				The Left-Handed Dictionary

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317.1One moreVINO::RWADDINGTONFri Feb 06 1987 09:181
    spice	- the plural of spouse
317.2TALLIS::MATSUOKAMasamichi @LTN1-2/B17Wed Apr 01 1987 12:373
    omnipotence	- menage a trois