| Title: | The Joy of Lex | 
| Notice: | A Notes File even your grammar could love | 
| Moderator: | THEBAY::SYSTEM | 
| Created: | Fri Feb 28 1986 | 
| Last Modified: | Mon Jun 02 1997 | 
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 | 
| Number of topics: | 1192 | 
| Total number of notes: | 42769 | 
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the claws before the paws... and the other has the clause before the pause. Pardon me, R.
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| 283.1 | DECWET::SHUSTER | Keep Seattle Clean---Wash Wash. | Mon Dec 08 1986 14:27 | 17 | |
|     "That's IT," the angry editor yelled.  "No more commas.  Period!"
    
    "I wish you'd be more accommadating," the writer said.
    
    "Dash it!  Your writing needs surgery!"
    
    "Well," the writer said, "I already performed a colonoscopy and
    didn't find any."
    
    "And didn't anyone tell you not to write everything in uppercase?"
    
    "But I'm a capitalist!"
    
    "Look," the editor said, "I'm not going to take anymore of
    this verbal abuse."
    
    "Sorry about the verbs.  I'm really trying hard to be adjective."
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