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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

283.0. "Groan" by LEIA::OUELLETTE (Roland -- lost without a towel) Mon Dec 08 1986 10:35

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has the claws before the paws...
  and the other has the clause before the pause.

Pardon me,
R.
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283.1DECWET::SHUSTERKeep Seattle Clean---Wash Wash.Mon Dec 08 1986 14:2717
    "That's IT," the angry editor yelled.  "No more commas.  Period!"
    
    "I wish you'd be more accommadating," the writer said.
    
    "Dash it!  Your writing needs surgery!"
    
    "Well," the writer said, "I already performed a colonoscopy and
    didn't find any."
    
    "And didn't anyone tell you not to write everything in uppercase?"
    
    "But I'm a capitalist!"
    
    "Look," the editor said, "I'm not going to take anymore of
    this verbal abuse."
    
    "Sorry about the verbs.  I'm really trying hard to be adjective."