| Title: | The Joy of Lex |
| Notice: | A Notes File even your grammar could love |
| Moderator: | THEBAY::SYSTEM |
| Created: | Fri Feb 28 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Mon Jun 02 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1192 |
| Total number of notes: | 42769 |
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the claws before the paws... and the other has the clause before the pause. Pardon me, R.
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| 283.1 | DECWET::SHUSTER | Keep Seattle Clean---Wash Wash. | Mon Dec 08 1986 14:27 | 17 | |
"That's IT," the angry editor yelled. "No more commas. Period!"
"I wish you'd be more accommadating," the writer said.
"Dash it! Your writing needs surgery!"
"Well," the writer said, "I already performed a colonoscopy and
didn't find any."
"And didn't anyone tell you not to write everything in uppercase?"
"But I'm a capitalist!"
"Look," the editor said, "I'm not going to take anymore of
this verbal abuse."
"Sorry about the verbs. I'm really trying hard to be adjective."
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