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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

276.0. "Egress, this way" by HUDSON::HAMER () Mon Nov 17 1986 13:00

In the past week I have flown to North Carolina and returned. Then I
rode a train to New York City and returned. Yet in these travels I was
never allowed merely to get on or off. Rather, I "emplaned" in Boston,
and "deplaned" in Raleigh. I was given the opportunity to "detrain" in
a variety of lovely little towns along the Connecticut coastline and
Penn Station. 

But neither I nor any of my fellow travelers were given the longed for 
chance to "emtrain." Has someone drawn a line and said "Thou shalt not
'emtrain?'"

Maybe there is hope for mother tongue after all.

John H.
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276.1I'll take the A-train.APTECH::RSTONEMon Nov 17 1986 13:071
    Isn't there an em-train in the New York subway system? :-)
276.2it's in there...MYCRFT::PARODIJohn H. ParodiMon Nov 17 1986 13:299
  From Webster's New Collegiate:

  Entrain   to put aboard a train -- to get aboard a train.
  
  That's the second entry -- the first one has four other meanings.
  
  JP

276.3been reading too much of the GOT noteCACHE::MARSHALLhunting the snarkMon Nov 17 1986 13:4413
    re .2:
    
    >  Entrain   ... to get aboard a train.

     shouldn't that be: "to board a train"?
    
                                                   
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276.4MYCRFT::PARODIJohn H. ParodiMon Nov 17 1986 14:186
  Sorry.  I was about to tell you to go complain to Dan'l -- but I should
  have typed "...to go aboard a train."

  JP

276.5But seriously folks...CLOSUS::TAVARESJohn--Stay low, keep movingTue Nov 18 1986 10:191
    When you go hiking, do you entrail?
276.6SWSNOD::RPGDOCDennis the MenaceTue Nov 18 1986 14:426
    
    RE: .5  "entrails"
    
    In a group of hikers, what does being designated "sweep" entail?
    
    
276.7DEPLANE! DEPLANE!USMRM2::MGRACENo BozosThu Nov 20 1986 13:129
    "Deplane" has always made my flesh crawl, which is intensified by
    my husband always giving me a dig in the ribs whenever it is uttered.
    
    Those airplane folks sure are creative.  Once, while my husband
    and I were waiting to board, a clerk at the ticket counter made
    an announcement to the effect of "please form a line in an orderly
    manner so that we may EXTRADITE YOU MORE QUICKLY."  (The caps are
    my addition.)  Of course, the clerk may have been correct:  perhaps
    we were in the company of a plane-load of criminals...
276.8George of the Jungle embarked a lot.DEBET::CANTORDave CantorFri Nov 21 1986 05:298
      Enship?  Deship?  Emboat?  Deboat?  Encar?  Decar?  Enhorse?
      Do little children enback upon Daddy?

      I suppose 'embark' and 'debark' are now used only to describe
      what kids do just before they start climbing up a tree and just
      after they finish climbing down.
      
      Dave C.
276.9Now listen up, youse guysDRAGON::MCVAYPete McVay, VRO (Telecomm)Fri Nov 21 1986 13:035
    re: .7
    
    A friend of mine in the airline industry tells me that the plane
    crews of some airlines are allowed to write their own safety speeches.
    That explains a lot.
276.10Debark?ECLAIR::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKTue Nov 25 1986 08:052
    Re: .8  Is that a word?  We say "disembark"
    
276.11Egress, not to digressFRSBEE::COHENBowling for TowelsTue Dec 09 1986 22:229
re -1

Good question.


Many years ago P.T. Barnum used the following ploy in his sideshow


"See the world famous egress 25 cents."
276.12It's windy & you have to hold on tight...ANYWAY::GORDONDeathTongue Fan -- Ack!Thu Jan 22 1987 22:184
    	There's always George Carlin's line:
    
    Maybe some of you want to get *on* the plane, I want to get *in* the
    plane!
276.13_On_ is not necessarily _atop_.APTECH::RSTONEFri Jan 23 1987 11:245
    Would it help to consider that getting _on_ a plane, ship or a bus is
    an abbreviated version of getting _on board_?    Since a _plane_ is
    short for _airplane_ or _aeroplane_ and a _bus_ is short for _omnibus_,
    I see no harm in shortening the term for gettin aboard the particular
    transportation device.
276.14Let's get down...APTECH::RSTONEFri Jan 23 1987 11:278
    Re: .13
    
    I am reminded of an old joke of my father's:
    
    Q.  How do you get down from an elephant?

    A.  You don't.  You get down from a duck.
    
276.15TLE::SAVAGENeil, @Spit BrookFri Jan 23 1987 11:363
    Re: A. in .14:
    
    Eider've expected that.
276.16BAEDEV::RECKARDTue Feb 03 1987 07:111
Enough fowl talk, let's get back to the topic of egrets.