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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

267.0. "Halloween Riddle" by CADVAX::LOWE (Carmen) Fri Oct 31 1986 13:58

    
    
    
    
    		What do you get when you goose a ghost?
    
    
    
    
    		A handful of sheet!
    
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267.1thumbtacks? the kind you hammer in or the kind . . .RAYNAL::OSMANand silos to fill before I feep, and silos to fill before I feepMon Nov 03 1986 08:574
I heard about a couple that went to a costume Halloween party in
a mysterious guise.  One wore a white sheet, and the other wore a red sheet.
However, both costumes had white tails.  What were they supposed to be
dressed as ?  A new and a used tampon !  *sorry* /e