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263.1 | | MOZART::MATSUOKA | | Mon Oct 27 1986 14:58 | 3 |
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Polyphony - The cat that pretends to appreciate the music of J.S. Bach.
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263.2 | A Polysyllabic reply | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Notable notes from -bs- | Mon Oct 27 1986 15:40 | 7 |
| Pollyester - A cat dressed in the latest fabric.
Polygraph - A cat that can draw.
Polyphonic - A cat on the telephone
Polygamy - A cat that plays dangerous games with other people's
cats.
-bs
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263.3 | | DECWET::SHUSTER | Swell-elegant | Mon Oct 27 1986 19:11 | 1 |
| Polygon --- Dead cat.
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263.4 | Don't do it in the microwave | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Tue Oct 28 1986 03:28 | 5 |
| Polyunsaturated - After the cat fell into the swimming pool,
we dried her off. Sometimes, this condition
is known as "polyunsaturated cat".
Dave C.
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263.5 | Help Ward off the puns | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Tue Oct 28 1986 03:32 | 8 |
| Re .2
> Polygraph - A cat that can draw.
"Polly, Wally doodle all the day." --
Beaver Cleaver's big brother likes to draw, too.
Dave C.
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263.6 | | ROYCE::RKE | A little levity goes a long way | Tue Oct 28 1986 07:16 | 3 |
| polycell.....a cats prison (click)....
Richard.
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263.7 | I thought these were parrot jokes? | ECLAIR::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Tue Oct 28 1986 10:32 | 3 |
| Polyfilla - material used to stuff a dead cat
Polyandrous - naked cat
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263.8 | | BISTRO::LIRON | roger liron @VBO | Tue Oct 28 1986 10:40 | 4 |
| Poly_tical - your cat applies light touches so as to excite
our nerves, usually producing laughter and
spasmodic movement.
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263.9 | | TOPDOC::JAMES | | Tue Oct 28 1986 11:56 | 2 |
| poly_cill_able - your cat comes in the bathroom window....
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263.10 | | SYSENG::NELSON | | Tue Oct 28 1986 13:44 | 1 |
| Poly Ethyl Ene Poly's full name
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263.11 | | DECWET::SHUSTER | Swell-elegant | Tue Oct 28 1986 13:54 | 1 |
| Poly P ---Cat with cancer.
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263.12 | | AKOV68::BOYAJIAN | The Mad Armenian | Thu Oct 30 1986 01:46 | 6 |
| re:.10
I have a friend named Denny Lein, and occasionally people would
joke about his sister Polly Ethel.
--- jerry
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263.13 | | SWSNOD::RPGDOC | Dennis the Menace | Fri Oct 31 1986 11:31 | 14 |
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RE: .0 - You take your CAT for walkies?
Mine all use the box (mostly).
Political = the one to phone to get out the feline vote.
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263.14 | One-leiner | ECLAIR::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Nov 03 1986 07:27 | 2 |
| Re .12 If your friend's name is pronounced as it's spelt, then
isn't that a garden weed with a yellow flower?
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263.15 | | PASTIS::MONAHAN | | Wed Nov 19 1986 12:23 | 2 |
| Tripoli -- North African cat.
Monopoly -- Lonely? or just faithful to its spouse?
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