| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 263.1 |  | MOZART::MATSUOKA |  | Mon Oct 27 1986 14:58 | 3 | 
|  | 
    Polyphony - The cat that pretends to appreciate the music of J.S. Bach.
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| 263.2 | A Polysyllabic reply | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Notable notes from -bs- | Mon Oct 27 1986 15:40 | 7 | 
|  |     Pollyester - A cat dressed in the latest fabric.
    Polygraph - A cat that can draw.
    Polyphonic - A cat on the telephone
    Polygamy - A cat that plays dangerous games with other people's
               cats.
               
    -bs
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| 263.3 |  | DECWET::SHUSTER | Swell-elegant | Mon Oct 27 1986 19:11 | 1 | 
|  |     Polygon ---  Dead cat.
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| 263.4 | Don't do it in the microwave | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Tue Oct 28 1986 03:28 | 5 | 
|  |       Polyunsaturated  -  After the cat fell into the swimming pool,
                          we dried her off.  Sometimes, this condition
                          is known as "polyunsaturated cat".
      Dave C.
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| 263.5 | Help Ward off the puns | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Tue Oct 28 1986 03:32 | 8 | 
|  |       Re .2   
      
      >  Polygraph - A cat that can draw.
      "Polly, Wally doodle all the day." --
             Beaver Cleaver's big brother likes to draw, too.
      
      Dave C.
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| 263.6 |  | ROYCE::RKE | A little levity goes a long way | Tue Oct 28 1986 07:16 | 3 | 
|  | 	polycell.....a cats prison (click)....
Richard.
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| 263.7 | I thought these were parrot jokes? | ECLAIR::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Tue Oct 28 1986 10:32 | 3 | 
|  |     Polyfilla   - material used to stuff a dead cat
    Polyandrous - naked cat
    
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| 263.8 |  | BISTRO::LIRON | roger liron @VBO | Tue Oct 28 1986 10:40 | 4 | 
|  |     Poly_tical 	- your cat applies light touches so as to excite
    		  our nerves, usually producing laughter and
    		  spasmodic movement.
    
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| 263.9 |  | TOPDOC::JAMES |  | Tue Oct 28 1986 11:56 | 2 | 
|  |     poly_cill_able - your cat comes in the bathroom window....
    
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| 263.10 |  | SYSENG::NELSON |  | Tue Oct 28 1986 13:44 | 1 | 
|  |     Poly Ethyl Ene    Poly's full name
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| 263.11 |  | DECWET::SHUSTER | Swell-elegant | Tue Oct 28 1986 13:54 | 1 | 
|  |     Poly P  ---Cat with cancer.
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| 263.12 |  | AKOV68::BOYAJIAN | The Mad Armenian | Thu Oct 30 1986 01:46 | 6 | 
|  |     re:.10
    
    I have a friend named Denny Lein, and occasionally people would
    joke about his sister Polly Ethel.
    
    --- jerry
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| 263.13 |  | SWSNOD::RPGDOC | Dennis the Menace | Fri Oct 31 1986 11:31 | 14 | 
|  |     
    RE: .0  -   You take your CAT for walkies?  
    		Mine all use the box (mostly).
                                              
    
    
    
    
    
           Political = the one to phone to get out the feline vote.
    
    
    
    
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| 263.14 | One-leiner | ECLAIR::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Nov 03 1986 07:27 | 2 | 
|  |     Re .12  If your friend's name is pronounced as it's spelt, then
    isn't that a garden weed with a yellow flower?
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| 263.15 |  | PASTIS::MONAHAN |  | Wed Nov 19 1986 12:23 | 2 | 
|  |     Tripoli  -- North African cat.
    Monopoly -- Lonely? or just faithful to its spouse?
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