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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

221.0. "UNintentional PUNS" by ROXIE::OSMAN (and silos to fill before I feep, and silos to fill before I feep) Fri Jul 18 1986 15:23

Sometimes, people make puns that WE think are amusing, but which THEY
didn't even intend.

For instance, this morning the news discussed some area of the country


		" . . . where people are forgetting that a serious
		drought still exists, in WAKE of the recent rain."

What unintentional puns can you recall ?

/Eric
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221.1I wouldn't have known either: what pun?ECCGY4::BARTAGabriel Barta/ESPRIT/Intl Eng/MunichSat Jul 19 1986 17:060
221.2Not a punTOPDOC::SLOANENotable notes from -bs- Mon Jul 21 1986 10:1514
    RE: .0                  
    
    Your example is not a pun; it's just using the wrong word (in this
    case, saying the opposite of what the speaker actually meant).
    
    A pun is a play on words. In most cases a pun involves using two
    words that are similar in sound, but have different meanings. The
    humor of a pun comes from the ambiguity between the meaning and
    the sound.
    
    -bs
    Punster par excellence.
    
    PS - This note contains no puns.
221.3At the wake of .0s punALIEN::MCCARTHYMon Jul 21 1986 19:3018
    re: .0 I beg to differ:
    
    	From the American Heritage Dictionary (It's close by)
    
    	Wake:1) The visible track left by something, as a ship, passing
                through water.
             2) The track or course left behind by something that has passed.
    
    	Pun:    A humorous use of a word involving two interpretations
                of the meaning.
    
    The reporter used precisely the word he meant, and correctly, in
    stating that residents who remembered recent rains no longer thought
    they had a drought when in fact they did. Now if one considers the
    first meaning of wake in that sentence ...
    
    							-Brian
    
221.4Driven by a little old lady...ARGUS::CORWINJill CorwinThu Jul 24 1986 15:456
I saw the following sign in the middle of a row of cars at a used car dealer:

"Check out our used car line"


Jill
221.5From the newspapers:EVER::MCVAYPete McVayFri Aug 01 1986 11:055
"Sale on inflatable toys!  Slashed beyond belief!"
				-- San Francisco Chronicle

"Escaped Leopard Believed Spotted"
				-- Srpingfield (Mass.) Union
221.6The competition could get slushy, I suppose...CHUCKM::MURRAYChuck MurrayMon Jan 12 1987 10:406
From the AP business news:
    
"'Making its products more nutritious is one strategy Popsicle is
taking as competition becomes increasingly stiff in the frozen
novelty market,' said Paul Kadin, Popsicle's vice president of
marketing."
221.7It's not a real word, is it?STAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PWed Feb 13 1991 06:009
A friend of mine was talking tonight about people who go to work on
Antarctica, and how after they are dropped off, they feel isolated.

Of course, strange person that I am, I started chuckling.  No one else
heard anything funny and I got a strange look or two.  I had to explain
that I thought it was an unintentional pun:  I heard 'isolated' as
'icillated'.

Dave C.
221.8NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 22 1994 10:505
In this morning's paper there's a story about a prisoner who allegedly shot
a policeman with the latter's gun.  The prisoner was injured also.

	"Garcia [the prisoner] was taken to BCH [Boston City Hospital]
	and was listed in guarded condition..."