| Title: | The Joy of Lex |
| Notice: | A Notes File even your grammar could love |
| Moderator: | THEBAY::SYSTEM |
| Created: | Fri Feb 28 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Mon Jun 02 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1192 |
| Total number of notes: | 42769 |
Here's a 'how many to screw in a light bulb?' joke which
shouldn't offend anyone.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, and I don't have any idea how they get in there!
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 196.1 | Edison screwed | VOGON::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Jun 02 1986 09:31 | 2 |
Your flies would have a tough time in the UK. Here they'd have
to push it in and twist it round a quarter turn.
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