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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

196.0. "a clean one" by KUDZU::SESSIONS (Captain Video) Fri May 30 1986 15:21

    
    
    	Here's a 'how many to screw in a light bulb?' joke which
    	shouldn't offend anyone.
    
    
    	How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    
    
    
    
    	Two, and I don't have any idea how they get in there!
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196.1Edison screwedVOGON::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKMon Jun 02 1986 10:312
    Your flies would have a tough time in the UK.  Here they'd have
    to push it in and twist it round a quarter turn.