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177.1 | Lochness? | OBLIO::SHUSTER | RoB ShUsTeR | Tue Apr 22 1986 12:46 | 1 |
| How about the Lochness Center, for all those beasts never seen.
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177.2 | Well, well, well | UCOUNT::SYSTEM | Bill Lynch | Tue Apr 22 1986 14:59 | 5 |
| Don't knock it. It's the thought that counts.
To your wellness!
-- Bill
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177.3 | | QARRY::OKELLEY | It goes without saying that... | Wed Oct 19 1988 11:46 | 13 |
| A few years ago the State of California established a Department
of Wellness. The Today Show reported it by also pointing out that
folks in that department, having considered the word "DEATH" too
harsh, began referring to it as a "NEGATIVE PATIENT OUTCOME".
The reporter then suggested that marriage ceremonies could be changed
to read:
. . . in sickness and wellness, until negative patient outcome
do us part.
YUCK!
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177.4 | a spade is a shovel | RAINBO::LARUE | All you have to do is just...... | Wed Oct 19 1988 17:25 | 4 |
| Gee, they must have been talking to the Army who reported a death
from de-acceleration wounds. The poor man fell from the end of
a rope attached to a helicopter.
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177.5 | Bass ackwards selection... | NEXUS::D_WHITE | Uncle Dave | Thu Oct 20 1988 15:57 | 9 |
| These remind me of a rejection form letter I received from a Navy
installation I applied to during one of the many gawdawful meat
market tech fairs I attended as I was about to graduate from college:
"You have been non-selected for the position of..."
Non-selected?
Dave
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177.6 | | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Thu Oct 20 1988 16:03 | 4 |
| Yup, as they say, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden
stop.
Jon
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177.7 | Negative improvement? | CLT::LASHER | Working... | Tue Oct 25 1988 07:53 | 4 |
| A techie at a customer site I visited last week talked about a
performance "deprovement."
Lew Lasher
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177.8 | Cause of negative patient outcome: | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Thu Nov 03 1988 21:36 | 7 |
| A recent movie, I can't remember the name, spoke of the cause of
death of a man who was thrown from the roof of a building as
"deceleration trauma" or "concrete poisoning". The movie starred
Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines (?) and was about these two
best-of-friends-cop-partners in Chicago.
d
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177.9 | | FNYFS::WYNFORD | Scribbling Loon | Tue Nov 08 1988 17:27 | 9 |
| > A recent movie, I can't remember the name, spoke of the cause of
> death of a man who was thrown from the roof of a building as
> "deceleration trauma" or "concrete poisoning". The movie starred
> Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines (?) and was about these two
> best-of-friends-cop-partners in Chicago.
Running Scared. 1987
Gavin
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