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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

172.0. "Digital Have It Now" by SIVA::PARODI (John H. Parodi) Wed Apr 09 1986 10:29

  Why isn't this Digital's motto in Great Britain?  Just curious...

  JP


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172.1Because we'd all end up in jail :-)VOGON::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Apr 09 1986 10:399
    Perhaps because there would be furious letters to The Times complaining
    that it should be "Digital has it now" :-)
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    Again, perhaps because it might fall foul of the Trade Descriptions
    Act which expressly forbids making false claims for any product.
    Specifically, if we can't deliver tomorrow.  But then we're only
    claiming that *we* have it, not that the customer can have it. 
    Hmmm.
172.2Send BA and the BBC first then...BISTRO::TIMMERRien Timmer, Valbonne.Wed Apr 09 1986 11:329
    Ah Jeff, that explains the sign at the British Airways check-in
    at Heathrow around Christmas:
    
    "British Airways wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"
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    Seriously now, what is the correct usage in cases like this? I have
    been searching, but not very successfully. On the radio (BBC) I
    have heard both singular and plural used.
172.3SIVA::PARODIJohn H. ParodiWed Apr 09 1986 13:0210
  Yes, Jeff, my query is about the use of what might be called "the
  bureaucratic we" (along the lines of the editorial or royal "we")
  and not about the truth or falsity of the slogan itself.

  Is the slogan even used in the U.K.?

  JP


172.4Here are our responseVOGON::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKTue Apr 15 1986 08:5919
    I think we've discussed "group plurals" at length somewhere else
    in this file, though don't remember where.  For example the noun
    "government" is strictly singular, though when the implication is
    that of "the people who form the government", then it usually (at
    least on the BBC) takes the plural form of the verb.  So the BBC
    would say "the government were defeated in the House last night",
    whereas I, being perhaps a bit pedantic, would say "was".
    
    Isn't English sloppy?  Most other languages wouldn't let you get
    away with that (niet waar, Rien?)
    
    The "Digital" case is a bit iffy, I would say. To me "were" sounds
    definitely wrong, though I've come to accept the "government are"
    case.
    
    I don't think the slogan is used here.
    
    Jeff.
    
172.5On further thought ...NOGOV::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKFri Apr 18 1986 11:104
    The real reason is that Digital rarely advertises in the U.K.  Hence
    no need for a catchy slogan.
    
    Jeff.
172.6can you say,"conjugate"?CACHE::MARSHALLbeware the fractal dragonSat Aug 09 1986 17:128
    I have      we have
    you have    you have
    he has      they have
    
    -Who has it now? 
    -Digital has it now.
    
    We, at Digital, have it now.
172.7OBLIO::SHUSTERRed Sox Addition: 1986 = 1975 + 1Mon Aug 11 1986 11:541
How about the imperative: Digital, have it now.
172.8We have it, or has IT got us?FRSBEE::COHENMark Cohen 223-4040Tue Aug 12 1986 23:527
DIGITAL is a business entity (among other things), therefore 'it' HAS it now.

The question is not has/have, but WHAT the 'it' is that we have now and whether
we want what we have, whether we feel we've earned it and if we're too
pitifully guilt ridden to feel we deserve it now that we have it.

Mark
172.9:-)REGENT::MERRILLWin one for the Glypher.Fri Aug 29 1986 17:5211
    Since DIGITAL is a collection of people, "DIGITAL have it now".
    
    (is `it' curable?)
    
    (will `they' try to take it away from us?)
    
    And since the `it' is really many configurable networkable products,
    we should say "DIGITAL have them now."  [bleah!]
    
    	RMM
    
172.10just what is "it"?CACHE::MARSHALLbeware the fractal dragonFri Aug 29 1986 19:2813
    re .9:
    
    I see the 'smiley'. But DIGITAL is a corporation, a legally single
    entity.                                                     ^^^^^^
    
    as for 'it' v.s. 'them' , hmmmmm...                               
    
                                                   
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172.11It's okayALIEN::MCCARTHYFri Aug 29 1986 19:534
    I believe the "it" refers to THE solution to your problem.
    
    					-Brian
    
172.12What problem - I've got no problem.TMCUK2::BANKSRule BritanniaMon Sep 01 1986 06:231
    
172.13American English =/= English EnglishDAMSEL::MOHNTue Sep 02 1986 13:224
    re.10
    
    In the UK Parliament *sit*; in the US Congress *sits*.  Parliament
    are a single entity; Congress is a single entity.
172.14Don't see *our* Congress sit very often :-)REGENT::EPSTEINContradance; no contra supportFri Sep 05 1986 17:146
Re: .-1;

Maybe theoretically, Congress "sits". 
Actually, it seems they more often junket. (<== note verbification of noun)

(I want my C-SPAN!)
172.15How 'bout his one?SOFBAS::TRINWARDCareful Don&#039;t Step in DECrapFri Jun 21 1991 21:022
    	DIGIT'll have it Now??