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Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

162.0. "Smiley Faces" by ERIS::CALLAS (Jon Callas) Mon Mar 24 1986 10:13

    Here's an article from net.nlang on smiley faces and humor.
    
    	Jon


Newsgroups: net.philosophy,net.sci,net.jokes.d,net.women,net.nlang
Path: decwrl!ucbvax!brahms!weemba
Subject: Satire for the masses
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
 
A lot of people seem to be having trouble recognizing satire.  Hence I offer
the following as a small guide.  It comes from an ongoing discussion in
net.{philosophy,sci} (key on 'contempt' if you want to see the original
satires and counter satires and miscellaneous mass confusion), so the
original references may be obscure.
 
I have directed all followups to net.jokes.d.
 
In article <[email protected]> [email protected] (MKR) writes:
>In article <[email protected]> [email protected] (Charles Riordan) writes:
>>In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] (Matthew P. Wiener) writes:
>>>In article <13400007@uiucdcsp> [email protected] writes:
>>>>To the point at hand.  Very few things threaten "scientists" more than
>>> I would say the reaction is DISGUST, solely out of the exaggerated claims
>>Look, it's mighty clear to me you just don't want to believe. I mean, I
>
>	This last posting is so ridiculous that I suspect it of being satire,
>but the lack of smiley faces and the poor spelling may indeed indicate that
>he was serious. 
 
OK, people, a SMALL lesson in humor.  There are two kinds of humor in the
world.  LIGHT humor and HEAVY humor.  This is not some western dogmatic
discovery of SCIENCE, but something I KNOW.  And something a lot of you
seem to NOT know.  CJ and his friend Pete are ON TARGET here: too much
math and science and you turn into humorless ZOMBIE programmers, the lot
of you.
 
Lesson #1: SMILEY FACES DO NOT MAKE FOR GOOD SATIRE.  Ever.
 
Now some of you are western dogmatics out there, so I'll have to feed you
some western dogmatism on this point before you'll possibly believe me.
 
Experimental Evidence #1: The Collected Works of Jonathan Swift.  A quick
rereading has convinced me that JS never used a smiley face.  I could be
wrong on this point, but at least within experimental error I am correct.
 
Counter claim #1.1: Lawrence Sterne also did not use smiley faces.  He did
use a lot of funny squiggly things on the side though.  That may have been
the eighteenth century equivalent.  I do not know.
 
Counter claim #1.2: James Joyce also did not use smiley faces.  He did have
a picture of a face thumbing its nose though.  The true meaning of this face
is still hotly debated by Joycean scholars to this very day.
 
Counter claim #1.3: William Blake had lots of faces, some perhaps smiling.
However, Blake did not write much satire.  My copies of Blake do not have
all the original illustrations, so I am ignorant of whether the smiley faces
were attached to the humorous and satirical portions of his poetry or not.
 
Experimental Evidence #2: The Collected Works of Juvenal, Petronius, Martial,
and Catullus.  None of these authors have smiley faces in the original Latin
or in any translation I have ever seen.  I KNOW these are satirical because
my Latin teacher told me they were.
 
Counter claim #2.1: None of the original manuscripts have survived.  Thus
smiley faces may very well have been in the originals, and removed by
grim dourless Medieval copyist monks.
 
Experimental Evidence #3: The Collected Works of Samuel Beckett.  Again,
there are no smiley faces in his works anywhere.  There is no question of
experimental error here, because I read these works several times a day.
 
Counter claim #3.1: Samuel Beckett has been known to smile on occasion,
especially when asked certain enigmatic questions about his works.
 
Counter claim #3.2: Actors in his plays have been known to smile.  While
"smiling" itself is rarely a stage direction, "leering" and "laughing" are
common enough.
 
Counter claim #3.3: Samuel Beckett's works are extremely deep and profound,
and calling them satire is a poor understatement.
 
Theoretical justification #1: A smiley face is not a measure of humor.  If
it were ':-) :-)' would be twice as funny as ':-)', while only half as funny
as ':-) :-) :-) :-)', and two-nineteenths as humorous as the following line:
:-) :-) :-) :-) :^) :-) O-) :-) :-) ;-) :-) :-) :-{) :-) (-: :-) :-) :-) |-).
 
Thus, '' is not an indication of zero humor.
 
There is a high correlation between many articles and zero humor, but it is
incorrect to use inductive reasoning aka western dogmatism here to conclude
that the article you are in the midst of reading is unfunny because of its
lack of smiley faces.
 
Theoretical justification #2: Putting in a smiley face can only give away
the game.  The best of humor is the unexpected.  No soap, radio!
 
Theoretical justification #3: Even more fun that the original satire is
watching all the dumb fish who swallow it.  It's even FUNNIER when they
say, "Maybe this was satire, but ..."  Like, if a bell goes off in your
head--GONG--are you going to listen to it or not?  Like, if a rock lands
on your foot--OUCH--are you going to be in pain or not?
 
ucbvax!brahms!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720
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162.1SDIOBLIO::SHUSTERRoB ShUsTeRMon Mar 24 1986 13:0623
Interesting.  Smiley faces (or are they smiling faces?) seem to be 
network writer's way of saying, "Ignore any other reactions you may 
have had to what I just wrote except smiling and laughing; concentrate 
on those two."  They (the faces) are perhaps also included from the 
writer's nervousness---as an employee of DEC (or any other 
corporation), he/she does not want to offend anyone, especially 
those scores of unknown people who read with eager, glistening eyes.
The faces, the writer hopes, act as some kind of shield against the 
feared flame.  But of course, as scientists claim all over 
the world, SDI (Smiley-face Defense Initiative) is not perfect.

I wonder if I'll start seeing the faces on letters I get through US 
mail.  I really hope not.  Frankly, I prefer words.

-Rob








162.2smiley faces have their usesVIKING::FLEISCHERBob FleischerTue Mar 25 1986 11:0814
My understanding is that many of us who use smiley faces use them as a
substitute for the body language that would accompany any face-to-face
discussion.

I certainly agree with the main point of the original note that smiley faces
aren't necessary or even appropriate in all forms of written humor.

I do not agree that they are never appropriate, however.  It depends upon
how you view the medium of notes, conferences, and bulletin boards.  Is
it just a new way to deliver written communications?  Or is it a written
substitute for face-to-face discussions?  If the latter, body language
substitutes may be in order.

Bob
162.3The man has a problem!APTECH::RSTONETue Mar 25 1986 13:0221
     After trying to follow Mr. Wiener's rambling, pompous dissertation,
     I can only conclude that the man has a PROBLEM!

     In particular:

     o  the man seems to have a warped impression that his opinions are
        truth because he KNOWS them to be so.

     o  in his various reference to _The Collected Works of...._ he
        ignores the fact that he had a prior impression that the works
        were, in fact, satirical.  Hence, the use of smiley faces
        would be superfluous!

     o  he indicates a sadistic pleasure in: "Even more fun that [sic]
        the original satire is watching all the dumb fish who swallow 
        it."  :-(

     I prefer humor and satire when you can laugh WITH your audience,
     not AT them!

     Roy
162.4The obvious lies hiddenCLOSET::DEVRIESTue Mar 25 1986 13:2113
    162.0, in concert with the responses to it, is a prime example of
    why smiley faces are useful in this medium.  Little satire can be
    more bald-faced than .0, yet some people react to it seriously.
    
    Either that, or the responses are even more subtle satire, and *I*
    missed the point.
    
    Then again, maybe I don't even mean what you think I mean.
    
    From now on, serious responses to this note should be accompanied
    by a frowney face " :-( " so you know what they really mean.
    
    --Mark		?? :-) ??
162.5Let's Face it35890::MJOHNSONHey Hey Hey It&#039;s MartyJ!Tue Mar 25 1986 14:127
Re:-1

Smiley faces - Frowny faces.  You sound a little Two Faced to me!


:-)
MartyJ
162.6ERIS::CALLASJon CallasTue Mar 25 1986 17:219
    Personally, I hate smiley faces. I think that a good writer can make it
    known when it is writing sarcasm or flat being facetious. The problem
    is that there are many people who assume that if you *don't* use a
    smiley face that you are in dead earnest. Lately I've been taken to
    using them despite my revulsion because it seems the only way to be
    unambiguous.
    
    	Sigh,
    	Jon 
162.7Naivete' SpeaksCANYON::MOELLERFri Mar 28 1986 14:169
    Gee, not to be disingenuous, but I've just recently gotten onto
    the Notes stuff, and couldn't figure what the hell these people
    were doing with the special characters at the end of either 
    meant-to-be-humorous lines, or at the end of i've-flamed-YOUR-ass
    lines. 
    
    Karl Moeller SWS Tucson
    (I bet you think 'Tucson' explains this reply)
    
162.8Yes, naivet� speaks..11550::BLINNDr. TomSun Mar 30 1986 22:065
.7> (I bet you think 'Tucson' explains this reply)
        
        No, not really.  Could you clarify?  ~/~
        
        Tom
162.9OBLIO::SHUSTERRoB ShUsTeRMon Mar 31 1986 12:321
Better Tucson than too late.
162.10Des Moines in the DesertCANYON::MOELLERTue Apr 01 1986 13:404
    Being secluded here in the desert, ringed by mountangs, Tucsonans
    have been accused of being unsophisticated. Only 50 miles from
    Old Mexico... oh well, I'll type more manana.
    
162.11CLOSET::DEVRIESWed Apr 02 1986 14:2310
    
    
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162.12are they tomorrow's punctuation?VIKING::FLEISCHERBob FleischerWed Apr 02 1986 15:5711
It just occurred to me that our current use of punctuation is a relatively
recent invention in comparison to the age of written language.

I wonder if, a few centuries ago, people were criticized for using question
marks and exclamation points in their writing (or even commas, semicolons, and
periods).  After all, their critics would argue, if they knew how to write
well, such marks would be unnecessary. 

Could smiley faces be tomorrow's punctuation in its formative stages?

Bob
162.13?CANYON::MOELLERWed Apr 02 1986 16:312
    !
    
162.14MOSAIC::TARBETMargaret MairhiWed Apr 02 1986 17:257
    Bob might very well be right.  After all, regularised spelling is
    less than 200 years old, and punctuation in anything like the form
    we know it goes back only to the Renaissance.
    
    Should we convene an ISO committee <grin>?
    
    					=maggie
162.15playing favouritesCANYON::MOELLERWed Apr 02 1986 19:504
    
    
    
    ... do you not mean 'regulariZed' spelling ?
162.16MOSAIC::TARBETMargaret MairhiThu Apr 03 1986 15:492
    No, I really did mean to use an "s":  I have regularised MY spelling,
    too <grin>.
162.17Az long az you don't try to correct mine!43353::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKTue Apr 08 1986 11:164
    Re: .15  Alzo, Mr. Moeller, zome of uz are Englizh, and we zpell
    properly!  :-)
    
    Jeff.
162.18Beyond **SMILEY** FACESTOPDOC::SLOANEThu Apr 24 1986 16:4416
    How's your ***SMILEY** face? And the ***REST*** of you?
    
    You can draw all the smiley faces you want to, as far as I'm concerned.
    (How come nobody ever draws other parts of the anatomy?)
    
    What is becoming more common is the use of ***ASTERISKS** to emphasize
    a word or phrase. Even **DAVE BARRY** (***HIMSELF!!!***) uses
    asterisks. Usually the word within the asterisks (the ***ASTERISKISED***
    word, if you prefer) is capitalized.
    
    Do you think this practice is **USEFUL**, **APPROPRIATE**, and more
    than a passing ***FAD***?
    
    Do let me know what you ***THINK***.
    
    BS
162.19I saw Tuesday Weld doing pushupsWONDER::SHUSTERRoB ShUsTeRFri Apr 25 1986 12:051
Zippy the Pinhead has been saying things for years in **boldface**.
162.20bring back NOTES-11! (see NSSG::SYS$NOTES:LUDDITESDELNI::GOLDSTEINA paean-�1; a phillipic-1dFri Apr 25 1986 12:278
    Hey, who should we compleainn to in NOTESland?  Back in the days
    of NOTES-11, I could use  escape sequences galore to do bold,
    blinking, etc.  Some really baroque stuff got into WHOAREYOU.
    Of course, it looked really weird on my VT62!
    
    I generally use _adjacent_ underscores for italic/underscore
    and *asterisks* for bold.  Or as the mood goes.
          fred
162.21Use a (|) - not a faceTOPDOC::SLOANETue May 06 1986 11:147
    I'm really sick (or, if you prefer:  ****SICK***) of smiley/
    smiling faces. How about other parts of anatomy?
    
    (|) 
    
    BS
    
162.22Y ?CLOSET::DEVRIESFri May 09 1986 13:421
    
162.23how about }}ROXIE::OSMANand silos to fill before I feep, and silos to fill before I feepFri May 09 1986 17:541
162.24ARMORY::SEARSDFri Jul 25 1986 13:4622

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162.25A collection of facesSUPER::MATTHEWSDon&#039;t panicMon Jul 28 1986 14:0344
More from the usenet (many headers removed). Warning: a couple are a teensy
bit offensive...



From info-cobol
Re:   the last whole smiley face catalog :-)

Awhile back, you may remember some discussion about "smiley face
codes".  Well, here are some new ones, culled from netnews
(done@teklabs, rew@hao, ksf@security, msg@houxl, and futrelle@uiucdcs).

[:|]      submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
:>)       submitter has a big nose
:<|       submitter attends an Ivy League school
:%)%      submitter has acne
=:-)      submitter is a hosehead
:-(*)     submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and
            is about to vomit
:-)8      submitter is well dressed
8:-)      submitter is a little girl
:-)-{8    submitter is a big girl 
%-)       submitter is cross-eyed
#-)       submitter partied all night
:-*       submitter just ate a sour pickle
-:-)      submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
:-'|      submitter has a cold
:-)'      submitter tends to drool
':-)      submitter accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows
            this morning
8:]       submitter is a gorilla
0-)       submitter wearing scuba mask
P-)       person submitting is getting fresh
|-)	  submitter is falling asleep
.-)	  submitter has one eye
:=)	  submitter has two noses
:-D       submitter talks too much
:-o	  submitter is shocked
  ___
 /   \
| RIP |
|_____|   submitter has recently died