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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

26.0. "FREEZE, FROZE, FROZEN" by NY1MM::SWEENEY () Tue Oct 30 1984 10:24

Why have "freeze", "froze", and "frozen" become everybody's favorite words in
the this company?  I think the first time I head them utterred was when I
learned a few years ago that no new features were being added to VMS version 3.
And since then, there have been "freezes" aplenty. 

Have you had such conversations as the following?

Q: Is product X shipping?
A: No, it's on ship-freeze.
Q: Why?
A: I don't know.
Q: How can I find out the reason?
A: I don't know.

I think the whole corporation has gone into management-competence-freeze.
When's the thaw coming?  Join the committee to ban the use of the word "freeze"
and get into the flow of things.  It's no longer chic to fix problems by
"freezing" them.  FIX not FREEZE. 

Pat Sweeney
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26.1FDCV01::BEAIRSTOThu Jan 17 1985 13:087
You're right. But can you keep it from being called a freeze-freeze?

Also, the farm boys in management may not do your project any good if
they 'fix' it. We fixed our cat (who didn't even know he was broken), and
he hasn't been the same since. Fix, like freeze, will be misapplied.

Rob
26.2GALAXY::CALLASSat Jan 19 1985 14:245
       When referring to cats, a friend of mine prefers the word
       "mutilate." He claims that not only is "fix" misleading, but
       inaccurate.

                  Jon
26.3TLE::WINALSKIPaul S. WinalskiSun Mar 02 1986 14:534
It is interesting that the VMS group no longer has 'code freeze'.  They now
call it 'code chill', because the code never absolutely stabilizes.

--PSW
26.4Sometimes it does freezeERIS::CALLASJon CallasMon Mar 03 1986 17:094
    After 'code chill' there is 'code slush.' If the slush stays cold
    long enough, it will freeze.
    
    	Jon