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Conference taveng::bagels

Title:BAGELS and other things of Jewish interest
Notice:1.0 policy, 280.0 directory, 32.0 registration
Moderator:SMURF::FENSTER
Created:Mon Feb 03 1986
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1524
Total number of notes:18709

216.0. "Funny stories go here" by SWATT::POLIKOFF (I realy should be working.) Tue Oct 21 1986 12:03

    	I found this story in the current Readers Digest.
    
    	My parents are Jewish, but my fiancee was not. When I took her
    to meet them for the first time, I assured her that the religious
    differences wouldn't be a problem. "My parents aren't traditionalists,"
    I said. "For example, they don't keep separate sets of kosher
    dinnerware for meat and dairy products."
    	Later, when my fiancee was helping with dinner, I heard my mother
    tell her that she had to be very careful because there were two
    sets of dishes. I rushed into the kitchen. "Two sets of dishes,
    Ma?" I asked, bewildered. "Since when have you been keeping kosher?"
    "Kosher, Smosher!" my mother replied. "Microwave and non-microwave."
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