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1599.1 | | IRNBRU::HOWARD | Lovely Day for a Guinness | Wed Jul 24 1996 09:09 | 7 |
| Good idea Joe,
by the way, I think you mean Janet Evans, (the whingeing loser). Linda
Evans is the airhead blonde from `Dynasty' whose only line was always
`Oh Blake!'....
Ray....
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1599.2 | | BIS1::MENZIES | Resume the Ceasefire!!! | Wed Jul 24 1996 09:17 | 4 |
| Ray, your words betray your obvious obsession with 'Dynasty'.....i'm so
ashamed!
Shaun.
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1599.3 | | IRNBRU::HOWARD | Lovely Day for a Guinness | Wed Jul 24 1996 09:45 | 3 |
| I'm not obsessed. A friend told me, honest....
Ray....
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1599.4 | Here she goes again | SIOG::BRENNAN_M | Drink Canada dry-when do we start | Wed Jul 24 1996 12:40 | 7 |
| Well Michelle has qualified for yet another final. Taking the foot off
the pedal in the last 10 meters brought her in in 6th place. She will
be in lane 7 in the final.
She may not take part in the final.
MBr
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1599.5 | ? | ESSC::KMANNERINGS | | Wed Jul 24 1996 13:58 | 3 |
| >> in 6th place
doncha mean 3rd ?
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1599.6 | Gold no.3 | IRNBRU::HOWARD | Lovely Day for a Guinness | Thu Jul 25 1996 04:43 | 4 |
| She's done it again, coming from 4th place at the last turn to pinch
the gold. What a gal!...
Ray....
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1599.7 | The last thing she should do now is retire, though ;-) | VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR | Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again! | Thu Jul 25 1996 05:27 | 35 |
| I think the "target" of this thread should be the doubting Thomases of
all nations, not just the Americans. Apparently, the Australians,
Canadians and Germans have also cast doubts about her.
Last night (oops...this morning!), I watched the race on Italian TV.
The commentator was assisted by Giorgio Lamberti, ex-world record
holder at 100m freestyle. Lamberti is usually very measured in his
words, but on this occasion he was moved to say words to the effect
that "...so far, she's the woman of the Games, but I wouldn't like it
all to blow up in her face". He also mentioned that there were several
athletes/coaches in the Italian camp who were a little suspicious, and
added: "I've seen too much swimming not to have my doubts".
The Michelle Smith case is becoming like the Florence Griffith case in
1988. Griffith's rise was also meteoric, and the change in her physique
was astounding to say the least. She added to the negative speculation
by retiring from competitive athletics after setting world records at
the Seoul Olympics (?).
IMO, they should throw the book at athletes who test positive,
especially if they've won medals. But until then people in responsible
positions should learn to keep their mouths shut. I admit to having had
my doubts about the Chinese in recent years, but it was a rather
different story:
a)Their success was limited almost exclusively to women's competition
b)Their involvement in international meetings throughout the year was
very limited (less testing = greater possibility of "getting away with
it"!)
c)Their physical stature, when compared with other athletes on the
rostrum, was almost embarassing!
Dom
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1599.8 | | IRNBRU::HOWARD | Lovely Day for a Guinness | Thu Jul 25 1996 05:46 | 6 |
| Dom, it should be noted that Michelle hasn't broke, (or got very
close to), any world records while winning her medals. Flo-Jo broke
records by astronomical amounts (in athletic terms) at the Seoul
games....
Ray....
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1599.9 | And I haven't even caught any of the beach volley yet ;-) | VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR | Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again! | Thu Jul 25 1996 06:22 | 15 |
| >Dom, it should be noted that Michelle hasn't broke, (or got very
>close to), any world records while winning her medals. Flo-Jo broke
>records by astronomical amounts (in athletic terms) at the Seoul
>games....
Good point...I'd overlooked that. I only compared her with Florence
Griffith because people seem(ed) unable to talk about either of them
without mentioning the word "doping". Likewise, Florence Griffith
complained of the incredible number of tests she had to undergo.
Btw, sorry to take the attention away from Michelle, but the Canadian
girl who got the silver was a bit of a looker, wasn't she? (Oops,
that's the sexist in me coming out...)
Dom
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1599.10 | Heaven Forbid .. | NETRIX::"[email protected]" | keVin | Thu Jul 25 1996 10:20 | 13 |
|
A radio DJ in Boston this morning mentioned that
Michelle's former coach "Sister Anna Bollick"
is not surprised with the latest results !! :-)
I just hope and pray that when she arrives back
in Dublin, her friends don't ask ....
"How's the Craic" ??
keVin
[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
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1599.11 | Roll on Friday. | NEMAIL::HANLY | | Thu Jul 25 1996 11:08 | 24 |
| I don't believe it! A third Gold. Brillant performance.
Regarding whinging by the US and others, some people are getting better
and others are getting worse. The US network, NBC, went out of its way
last night to say how much Michelle has been tested and how she whould
be givent he benefit of the doubt. Ths interview with herself after
the race never mentioned drugs, as before, but focused on strategy.
NBC even showed the medal ceremony with the Irish anthem, which is most
unusual as they normally only show medal ceremonies with Americans
involved. By the way, it certainly wasn't the Artane Boys Band doing
the music. They obviously hadn't practiced the Irish anthem, even
though this is their third time playing it. Let us hope they get it
right on Friday!
Other people are still skeptic. The Boston Globe had another article
about how incredible it is, almost impossible that she could be clean.
The US Swimming Coach, Richard Quick, is living up to his name by
jumping to the conclusion that she is on performance-enhancing drugs.
He says that authorities should look long and hard at her performances.
The article talked again about how could she do it when Ireland doesn't
have a 50 meter pool, failing, yet again, to realize that she trains in
the Netherlands. Others say that only time will tell.
Meanwhile, best of luck on Friday.
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1599.12 | The lady can handle it | SIOG::BRENNAN_M | Drink Canada dry-when do we start | Thu Jul 25 1996 11:54 | 23 |
|
>I just hope and pray that when she arrives back
>in Dublin, her friends don't ask ....
>"How's the Craic" ??
keVin,
Remarks like that could lead to CRACKED heads next time you are in
Hanlons. We might even invite "Michelle Carouth" round from next door as
the likely guest. -)
Incidentally I like the answer she gave when asked about a rumour of
shoulder injury namely " The only injury i have is when I shave".
Obviously a lady with a terrific sense of humour.
I'm glad I don't live near the "Poteen Still" any more.
MBr
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1599.13 | Mucho Crapola.. | METSYS::BENNETT | Straight no chaser.. | Fri Jul 26 1996 14:46 | 33 |
| Re: 1598's latest on Michelle.
Well, I agree that you make a few fair points there. However, I take
issue with the continuing rumpus about her late entry.
Please don't take the following personally. It's not meant to be
anything other than a late Friday rant with flames.
Why the hell is it that despite official acceptance that her entry had been
submitted according to the timetable that the Irish were given, and
despite official admission that the fault lay with the IOC organisers
who gave out the wrong information, there are still a lot of complaints
flying in the face of reason and reported fact?
For Michelle's sake, I hope that she is telling the truth. She appears
to be. Her story is backed up (so far) by a string of tests that have
all proved to be negative. So far so good.
Could it be that in the media hype about the first ever totally
privatized games, the rows about lack of transport and poorly timetabled
transport for athletes, the "oversight" about there being no train
or subway station wihtin a mile of the site, the debacle of IBM's
software "solutions" and all the rest of the nonsense that deep down
the US media's attitude is that American athletes have a God-given
right to win on their turf. And how dare anyone else do it??? Goodamm..
their drugs must be better than our drugs.
So far, it seems to me and many others on this side of the Atlantic,
that the US excell at two things.. hype and losing badly.
Sincerely and lacking in sleep,
John
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1599.14 | Valid improvement vs over the moon improvement | SUFRNG::REESE_K | My reality check bounced | Fri Jul 26 1996 14:51 | 26 |
| I've had my say (apparently in the wrong note) about Michelle,
but what I don't understand is WHERE is all this reported whining
from the Evans camp originating? I've been watching live interviews
with Evans and I haven't heard her allude to drug usage by Smith
at all. Evans's coach was outspoken about Smith being allowed to
compete in one race because Smith was 10 days late in getting the
appropriate paperwork filed, but he wasn't the only coach complaining.
The IOC debated the issue until 2AM before deciding to give Smith
the go.
I HAVE been dismayed by members of the media who were so crass as
to put a microphone in Smith's face as soon as she climbed out of
the pool and ask her about PE drugs rather than congratulating her
on the race <--- but these bad manners are not exclusively American!!
I suppose one cannot control the heart, but when Michelle married
someone who's been banned from the sport for 4 years she had to
know the speculation that would follow. If her husband was so
expert in proper training procedures, why did he feel the need to
use PE type drugs to enhance his own performance?
I have my suspicions about at least one American diver as far as
PE drugs are concerned; Lord, if I passed her on the street I'd be
hard pressed to tell whether she was male or female without the
bathing suit on ;-)
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1599.15 | | METSYS::BENNETT | Straight no chaser.. | Fri Jul 26 1996 15:02 | 8 |
| In a nutshell, Michelle has been declared guilty until proven
innocent, again and again.. and that her guilt is by association
with her husband.
The whole affair sucks. NBC and rest of the TV stations should
hang their corporate heads in shame.
John
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1599.16 | Does anyone have a chimp who can use a calculator? | SUFRNG::REESE_K | My reality check bounced | Fri Jul 26 1996 15:10 | 22 |
| .13 Bennett
You have hit on the biggest group of whiners at the games, i.e.
the media!! I'd say the next largest group of boo-hooers are
various female gymnasts. Now that the talent of the women from
eastern bloc countries does not reside solely with the Russian
team, this sport has become a whole 'nuther ball game ;-) I DO
wish Shannon Miller and Dominique Dawes could have maintained a
stiffer upper lip last night though ;-)
At least 2 non-American journalists were willing to give the US
a break on some of the "glitches" (I believe one from the UK and
the other France or Belgium). Again, for local Atlanta TV these
two gents indicated that they had both covered 3 prior summer
games and said there has always been problems, but the problems
were kept relatively quiet. They both agreed that the world
press seemed to be enjoying the opportunity to "stick it to
ACOG".
One thing WE all have in common, i.e. aren't ya'll glad that
Digital isn't doing all the timing and scoring for the games? ;-)
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1599.17 | | SUFRNG::REESE_K | My reality check bounced | Fri Jul 26 1996 15:17 | 15 |
| John,
Speculation will probably always surround Smith, sorry but true.
But PLEASE get your facts straight. NBC and the US media are NOT
the only journalists behaving badly on this issue. The US was
NOT the only country objecting to Smith's participation in ONE
race!! If the paperwork had been in order, i's dotted and t's
crossed no one would have a leg to stand on in even attempting
a protest and the IOC wouldn't have had to debate the issue into
the wee hours of the morning!! If there hadn't been merit to the
complaint, I'm sure the IOC would have summarily dismissed the
objections.
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1599.18 | | TALLIS::DARCY | Alpha Migration Tools | Fri Jul 26 1996 15:38 | 30 |
| >So far, it seems to me and many others on this side of the Atlantic,
>that the US excell at two things.. hype and losing badly.
I would agree on the "hype". The Olympics look more like
a carnival than a summer games. I had to laugh when the
cameras, that were following the olympic torch being carried
into the stadium, panned over and caught 2 of the many "fairy"
dancers woofing down meatball subs at one of the food kiosks.
Then there's the story of some kayaking team that commandeered
a bus in order to get to their event (because their bus never
showed up).
Then the half hour segment (Olympic moments?) on the ex-Soviet
gymnast A. Sherbo's wife who was in a car accident in Pennsylvania
and went into a coma. Hello? McFly?
Re the "losing badly". Unfortunately, some of the US coaches have
not taught their students that losing (with grace) is part of sports.
I blame the coaches and the families, not the 14 year old children that
are competing. Luckily, I don't think these few athletes are indicative
of the entire US delegation however. Clinton asked to meet and
congratulated Smith on her victory though - which was nice.
Re Janet Evans, I caught her interview after the 800 meters race -
instead of congratulating the younger US athlete Brooke Bennett on
her victory, she just talked about herself and how everyone loved
her? Go figure...
:v)
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1599.19 | | METSYS::BENNETT | Straight no chaser.. | Mon Jul 29 1996 08:13 | 15 |
| Re: .17
Perhaps I was a bit over-selective there. Yes, of course the US
journalists were not the only ones. A lot of noise came from
journalists whose swimmers were highly-ranked contenders. So,
I accept your criticism with the caveat that rather than getting
the facts straight, the set of facts I presented could have been
fuller.
In any event, it's nice to get your point of view from the western
side of the big pond.
Thanks,
John
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1599.20 | | TOHOPE::VORE_S | I would like to buy a fish license... | Mon Jul 29 1996 08:42 | 6 |
| .15:
> The whole affair sucks. NBC and rest of the TV stations should
> hang their corporate heads in shame.
Agreed. Bob Costas (NBC's anchor for the games) pretty much slammed
his colleagues for it last night, btw.
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1599.21 | | PRSSOS::MAILLARD | Denis MAILLARD | Mon Jul 29 1996 09:52 | 14 |
| Re the PE drug suspicions:
Quote from this morning's (issue #495) release of "The Irish
Emigrant" (Liam Ferrie's abstract of the Irish news of the week):
"During his career as a discus thrower, Erik de Bruin [Michelle's
husband] was accused but cleared of taking performance enhancing
drugs."
Some previous replies is this topic seem to imply that Erik was
guilty of PE drug use. I don't have any info on the subject, so could
someone please let me know if he has indeed been cleared or not of such
accusations?
Thanks for any info,
Denis.
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1599.22 | | XSTACY::cigire.ilo.dec.com::grainne | signal (SIGPAW, SIG_IGN); | Mon Jul 29 1996 10:51 | 7 |
|
According to reports in the Irish press, the ban was over-ruled
by the Dutch courts, and he was re-instated by the Dutch governing
body for his sport, but the ban was upheld by the International
governing body. He appealed the ban on the basis that the testing
procedure was flawed. Again, accordng to the press reports here,
his case has some similarities to the ongoing Diane Modahl case.
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1599.23 | Most over here have stopped whinging. | NEMAIL::HANLY | | Mon Jul 29 1996 14:18 | 20 |
| I tried to port in an article from Saturday's Boston Globe by Dan
Shaughnessy where he said that the media basically cheated Michelle
Smith out of her moment of glory by focusing on the rumours.
Unfortunately, I could't bring it in here, but it basically said that
she deserves the benefit of the doubt and the media should focus on the
positive, not the innuendos. He did quote Mr. Richard Quick, the US
swimming coach, again. This man is on a mission; again, he makes
reference to her husband and contiues to make allegations, despite the
fact that the tests are clear. He (quick) is obviously one, if not the
main, source of the performance enhancing drugs rumour. Bob Costos,
the Jim Sherwin or emcee of NBC was emphatic in saying that Michelle
has passed more tests than most and people should stop "slandering"
her. He is right.
Great to see her win another medal. The delay with the goggles may
have upset her preparation. It shows how far Irish sport, swimming,
and female athletes have come in Ireland when we can even be slightly
disapointed about an Irish swimmer "only" winning bronze.
Best of luck, Ken Hanly
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1599.24 | | CPEEDY::HORGAN | Craicailte indiadh damhsa | Wed Jul 31 1996 16:32 | 24 |
| The Americans are not the only ones guilty of hype and losing badly.
Many, many nations can claim those qualities too. I do think the
media owes Michelle an apology, although it's a bit late now. And not
just the American Media, but the International media. I was thrilled
that NBC finally showed her last gold medal ceremony.
I don't understand the criticism of the American Gymnasts. They
were doing so well, and they blew it and they were heartbroken. So there
were tears. What's wrong with that? The Russians were sobbing when
they didn't win the team gold. I thought Shannon Miller was the one
exception. I think she took losing well, and winning well. I was
impressed the other night when she won the balance beam. There was no
big scene running around waving at the crowd. All she said was, it's nice
to end on a high note.
I don't think it's just the media turning the Olympics into a circus.
Look at the athletes. I was disgusted with the antics going on at
the track the other night. I found my self yelling at my tv, Just run
the damn race! The long jumpers were the worst, and it wasn't just the
Americans. That woman from France that won the 400 or the 800 ( I forget)
should win a medal for her outfit. My sister and I nearly fell off the
couch laughing when we saw the back of her.
Julie
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1599.25 | | CPEEDY::HORGAN | Craicailte indiadh damhsa | Wed Jul 31 1996 16:47 | 16 |
| I meant to reply about the Chinese swimmers, but that comment about the
Americans being bad losers got me going in a different direction.
I was very bothered about the Chinese team drug use while I watched that
tv show a few weeks ago. If an individual chooses to take steroids knowing
the harmful side effects, I have no sympathy for them. But so many of the
Chinese women have tested positive that it obviously was not an inidividual
thing, but program wide. Who has come in defense of these women. Did
they know what they were taking. The Chinese called it special herbal
tea. If the women had prolonged use of steroids they are looking at some
serious health problems. That's not worth all the gold medals in the world.
I have heard of a couple of cases where an athlete tested positive, and the
coach came forward and admitted to giving the substance to his unknowing athlete.
One case was actually husband(coach)/wife(athlete). They got divorced.
Julie
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1599.26 | | TALLIS::DARCY | Alpha Migration Tools | Wed Jul 31 1996 17:28 | 10 |
| What was the French outfit? I missed that.
I did however see the Italian biker.
Was is Sonia O'Sullivan that had to strip in the hallway of
some stadium because she had the wrong running shoes on?
Apparently, they could only wear one brand of running shoes
while in the Olympic Village, and then another while in
the stadium? I suppose you have to cart around a big
duffle bug worth of clothing...
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1599.27 | | MOVIES::POTTER | http://www.vmse.edo.dec.com/~potter/ | Wed Jul 31 1996 18:13 | 16 |
| >I don't understand the criticism of the American Gymnasts. They
>were doing so well, and they blew it and they were heartbroken. So there
>were tears. What's wrong with that?
Nothing is wrong with it, it's just that the culture of [parts of] the USA
is much more geared towards the open expression of emotion than that of
the UK and Ireland - so if the criticism is coming from the east side of the
pond that may be why.
I understand that some USAans see British people as being rather reserved,
it's the other side of the same coin.
BTW, what was the French lady's outfit like?
regards,
//alan
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1599.28 | Similar to a thong bikini... | POWDML::ROGERS | | Thu Aug 01 1996 09:01 | 5 |
| The outfit that you missed was a pair of shorts that looked similar to
a thong bikini in the back so that you could see most of her butt. I
realize that the shorts might ride up a bit after running the hurdles
but certainly no where near that high. I saw her run again but this
time she covered her assets(!) up much better.
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1599.29 | | MOVIES::POTTER | http://www.vmse.edo.dec.com/~potter/ | Thu Aug 01 1996 10:00 | 9 |
| Ah...thanks for the explanation.
My wife did comment on some other lassie who was wearing an outfit like that.
Then she thought for a moment, before adding that if she had a body like that
and knew how much she could annoy other women with it, _she_ would enjoy
wearing womething similar :-)
regards,
//alan
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1599.30 | Mind you, if they insist on showing it at 3 in the morning... | VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR | Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again! | Thu Aug 01 1996 12:16 | 15 |
| >The outfit that you missed was a pair of shorts that looked similar to
>a thong bikini in the back so that you could see most of her butt. I
>realize that the shorts might ride up a bit after running the hurdles
>but certainly no where near that high. I saw her run again but this
>time she covered her assets(!) up much better.
I saw her run (her name's Marie-? Perec if memory serves)
...but didn't notice anything special about the outfit ;-)
Is this old age creeping in, or am I just spoilt? Either that or I saw
the race where she "covered up her assets much better" (typical of my
luck).
Dom
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1599.31 | Michelle is en route home! | NEMAIL::HANLY | | Thu Aug 01 1996 13:42 | 14 |
| Michelle Smith was in Boston yesterday at a civic reception with the
Mayor and Governor. She proudly displayed her medals and says she has
no hard feelings about the accusatons and would prefer not to talk
about it. Janet Evans, the US swimmer, apparently apologised to her
and congratulated her on her success. Janet never actually accused
Michelle of taking substances, she just admitted that there were
rumours circulating about Ms. Smith. The only real person still
making slanderous remarks seems to be a US Coach, Richard Quick.
I would wager that the reception when she returns to Dublin will be
tremendous. Also, as the Irish TImes says, look for a lot of wee
Michelles in about a year's time in the Birth Notices.
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1599.32 | CBC = hype-free zone | POLAR::RUSHTON | տ� | Fri Aug 02 1996 17:07 | 23 |
| >>I don't understand the criticism of the American Gymnasts. They
>>were doing so well, and they blew it and they were heartbroken. So there
>>were tears. What's wrong with that?
>Nothing is wrong with it, it's just that the culture of [parts of] the USA
>is much more geared towards the open expression of emotion than that of
>the UK and Ireland - so if the criticism is coming from the east side of the
>pond that may be why.
>I understand that some USAans see British people as being rather reserved,
>it's the other side of the same coin.
The criticism also comes from north of the US-Canada border as well.
Thank gawd we (Canadians) have the CBC (Canadian Broadcorping
Castration) feeding the Olympic Circus to us. As a lot of Canadians
have cable, we are able to channel-hop and see the American stations
as well as our own. The differences are like night and day! I stick
with the Canadian coverage; it's more balanced, less emotional and less
biased towards ANY group, nation, or athlete.
G'day, eh.
Pat
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1599.33 | Dave Barry is a syndicated columnist. | CPEEDY::HORGAN | Craicailte indiadh damhsa | Mon Aug 05 1996 12:56 | 112 |
| Live From NBC! Drum Roll Please.
By Dave Barry
Knight-Ridder Newspapers
ATLANTA (KRT) -- And now for my impression of the Olympics on TV:
TRUMPETS: BOM! BOM! BOM-BOM BOM BOM BOM!
BOB COSTAS: Good evening, and as you can tell by the sound of the Olympic
Theme Song that we play almost as much as we show Kerri Strug's historic
vault, it's time for our broadcast of The Recently Videotaped Olympic Games
Featuring Americans. We're going to start by taking you right to the
track-and-field stadium, where the men's 100-meter dash is about to get under
way, despite the fact that it actually happened four hours ago.
TRACK COMMENTATOR: Bob, this promises to be an exciting race, featuring
Americans.
COSTAS: And what are the obstacles that these Americans have overcome to
create a Human Interest Factor for our broadcast?
TRACK COMMENTATOR: Bob, from left to right, they have overcome psoriasis,
vertigo and a bad allergy to vinaigrette dressing.
COSTAS: We'll come back to the men's 100-meter final, but right now we're
going to replay the video of Kerri Strug, an American, overcoming her ankle to
make her courageous vault.
(Kerri Strug vaults.)
COSTAS: What a human moment! Time for a commercial.
ANNOUNCER: We're IBM. We're a giant corporation with vast computer expertise.
That's why we're in charge of keeping track of all the statistics for these,
the Olympic Games of 1953. Thank you.
BOM! BOM! BOMBOM BOM BOM BOM!
COSTAS: Now we're going to take you to women's beach volleyball, where the sun
is shining brightly despite the fact that it is now 10:37 p.m. on the East
Coast.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL COMMENTATOR: Thanks, Bob. This is Holly McPeak, an American,
and as you can see in this digitized, computer-enhanced, ultra-slow-motion
Beach Cam closeup shot, she has overcome cellulite.
COSTAS: I'll say. When is she going to serve?
BEACH VOLLEYBALL COMMENTATOR: She'll be serving in about 4 seconds, Bob.
COSTAS: I'm sorry, but we don't have that kind of time, because we need to
show this Heartwarming Moment.
(Kerri Strug vaults.)
COSTAS: Now let's go out to the cycling competition, where I believe we have a
race involving an American.
CYCLING COMMENTATOR: That is correct, Bob. We have an American shown here
pedaling furiously in 637th place, with a solid chance to move up to 636th.
COSTAS: What obstacle has this American overcome?
CYCLING COMMENTATOR: Bob, he is overcoming one hellacious case of hemorrhoids.
COSTAS: We'll have more on that exciting cycling race, but right now we're
going to return to the Olympic track stadium for an update on the men's
100-meter dash.
TRACK COMMENTATOR: Bob, the race started about two seconds ago and should be
over in about eight more seconds. None of the Americans has fallen down.
COSTAS: We're going to break away from the men's 100-meter dash at this point,
but we will be covering it throughout the course of the evening. Right now,
however, we want you to see this moment, captured by our NBC cameras.
(Kerri Strug vaults.)
COSTAS: Now let's head out to the pool to check on the progress of the
American swimmers, all of whom have overcome asthma.
SWIMMING COMMENTATOR: Bob, here we see an American swimmer winning a race.
This happened earlier.
COSTAS: How much earlier?
SWIMMING COMMENTATOR: Twenty-four years, Bob. This is Mark Spitz.
COSTAS: Time for this commercial.
ANNOUNCER: We're the Nike Corporation. We pay famous athletes millions of
dollars to wear our shoes. Because of this, you, the public, pay absurdly high
prices for these shoes. Is that stupid, or what? Thank you.
BOM! BOM! BOMBOM BOM BOM BOM!
(Kerri Strug vaults.)
COSTAS: OK, right now there are exciting gold-medal competitions going on in
archery, shooting, rowing, kayaking, table tennis, softball, volleyball, team
handball and judo, so right now we're going to take you to beach volleyball.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL COMMENTATOR: Bob, as you can see, American Holly McPeak is
bending over.
COSTAS: I'll say.
BOM! BOM! BOMBOM BOM BOM BOM!
(Kerri Strug vaults.)
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1599.34 | A good laugh | NEMAIL::HANLY | | Mon Aug 05 1996 14:56 | 2 |
| As usual, Dave Barry is pretty close to the truth. Very amusing!
|
1599.35 | why do swimmers peak early? | ESSC::KMANNERINGS | | Wed Aug 07 1996 11:39 | 26 |
| >>>Contrary to the opinion of another noter, age "typically" does not help
one's performances. This has been demonstrated time and again in aquatic
and track/field events.
This quote is taken from the Francie Barrett string, but it refers to
Michelle Smith and the question of how she has achieved such
spectacular improvement. I think you missed my point, which is that the
peak age for swimmers is for some reason generally much lower than for
other sports. There are not many great 17 year old weight lifters or
sprinters, for example. I don't understand why this should be for
swimming, perhaps you could explain why it is. The logic would be that
in most countries "late developers" would drop out before reaching
their peak, as the young swimmers beat them. Michelle may have bucked
this trend as she has little competition in Ireland, so she was able to
persevere as a late developer.
Quite apart from Michelle Smith, it does seem there is a drug problem.
I was very suspicious of the Russian who won the 800 meters (I think
that was it). After the race she was full of beans and did a sprint up
and down the track while her opponents lay flaked out and exhausted on
the track. The two athletes who came second and third exchanged knowing
glances. While some allowance can be made for the exuberance of
victory, the complete lack of fatigue compared to her opponents was
very fishy.
Kevin
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