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Title:Celt Notefile
Moderator:TALLIS::DARCY
Created:Wed Feb 19 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1632
Total number of notes:20523

1555.0. "Football note!" by XSTACY::JLUNDON (http://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)) Wed Feb 21 1996 08:50

Since most of the slagging is confined to hurling in this neck
of the woods, I don't see why we can't open up a new avenue
of entertainment: discussing the relative merits of Clare,
Ofaly, Limerick and Tipperary football.

Others are welcome, of course, but they must to *give* and *take* 
a good slag as well as being able to talk absolute s*&te when
the occasion demands - something most of the participants in
here are masters at ;-).

Lets the festivities begin...

                       James.
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1555.1IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessWed Feb 21 1996 09:099
    Up the Dubs!!!!
    
    When we beat Meath to get out of Leinster AGAIN this year ye may as
    well just give the Sam to us and not bother with the semis' and final.
    
    The Jacks' are back....
    
    Ray....(played at Croke Park 4 times for my school and scored 2 goals
    against St.Annes of Bray in the Millar Shield final and still lost....)
1555.2Offaly promoted ahead of Limerick!!!!MKTCRV::KMANNERINGSMon Feb 26 1996 12:464
    Offaly 1-10 Limerick 1-8
    
    There was a fella called Keyes playing for Limerick, who scored a point
    for them, otherwise it would have been worse..... 
1555.3OddsXSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Fri Apr 05 1996 09:0611
Taken from a recent Electronic Irish Times:

++
Hackett's bookmakers are quoting Dublin, Cork and Meath as
joint-favourites, at 11 to 2, to win the All-Ireland senior football
championship, with Kerry and Derry at 7 to 1. The odds on Clare
retaining their hurling title are 7 to 1.
++

I don't think any of us need worry about the odds of either Limerick
*or* Offaly for the football, whatever about the Hurling ;-).
1555.4Dubs dumpedXSTACY::livar.ilo.dec.com::bdaltonMon Jul 29 1996 07:4013
Re .1

Your fine talk about winning the Sam typifies the Jacks,
Ray: plenty of hype, but nothing to back it up with.

What sort of girly Englishmen are the Dubs that they
can't beat Meath (pop. 37)? Meath fielded a team of
crocks, including three one-horned cattle, two nanny-goats 
and Ois�n after he met St. Patrick, but it was apparently
better than any field the Jackeens could muster out of
their population of 20 million young Fianna warriors. 
What happened?

1555.5IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessMon Jul 29 1996 08:434
    We were hung over from celebrating Michelle's gold medals.. It's the
    only possible reason for the rednecks beating us....
    
    Ray....
1555.6meath savagesEASE::KEYESWaiting for an alibiMon Aug 19 1996 08:4416
    Its a Meath and Mayo Football final...
    
    Meath demolished Tyrone (in more ways than one) yesterday in Croke
    park...Tyrone were firm favourites. Meath didn't win many friends
    yesterday...Its not in the nature of GAA players to complain about 
    a physical game but walking on guys heads.. and elbows in the face
    seem to be Meaths foundation to winning this game...
    
    mick
    
    
    
    
    
    
     
1555.7METSYS::BENNETTStraight no chaser..Mon Aug 19 1996 11:1613
    Violence on the pitch has been a growing problem for a number of 
    years. It has brought the game and its referees into disrepute.
    
    Is there any move afoot to clamp down on this kind of outrage? 
    
    Here in England, there have been several successful criminal prosecutions 
    for violence, assault and grevious bodily harm brought through the
    courts. While I'd hate to see this as the norm, it is at least some
    kind of sanction against the offenders.
    
    Anybody care to venture an opinion on this?
    
    John
1555.8Meath were better, not savagesESSC::KMANNERINGSMon Aug 19 1996 11:3113
        >Its not in the nature of GAA players to complain about
        >a physical game but walking on guys heads.. and elbows in the face
        >seem to be Meaths foundation to winning this game...
    
    
    Were you at the game Mick? I watched it on TV but it didn't seem that
    bad. Meath were away the better team, but I, ignorant as I am about GAA,
    predicted this Meath victory, which was well deserved in my book. They
    were all over Tyrone in the 2nd half. Roll on the Wexford Meath Double
    at 36/1.
    
    BIFFO 
         
1555.9Oh No, not that lot, please...ESSC::KMANNERINGSMon Aug 19 1996 11:4512
    re .7
    
    >brought through the courts
    
    Having once tried to fight a parking ticket in Limerick Magistrates
    Court and suffering permanent psychlogical damage as a result, I don't
    see much room for hope in the legal system in these parts. Ever heard
    of the Beef Tribunal ? If we let the lawyers on the pitch we might as
    well just hand in our wallets and credit cards to the nearest
    solicitors.
    
    BIFFO
1555.10METSYS::BENNETTStraight no chaser..Mon Aug 19 1996 14:4212
    Hmm.. I see what you mean. A real bunch of professional crooks as 
    opposed to the GAA amateur variety?
    
    It is a great pity to see this kind of thing tolerated with no more than
    a casual remark from the commentator (a bit of hargee-bargee) and a 
    wilful blind eye from the referee.
    
    BTW, We get the Gaelic Games here on C4, so I can usually stay informed.
    
    Thanks,
    
    John
1555.11it gets tense at timesESSC::KMANNERINGSMon Aug 19 1996 15:466
    well I suppose it is a physical game and a certain amount of tension
    creeps in, but I didn't see any real thuggery and there were some
    bookings.  Keyes is an exaggerator in my book. Mixing it up with
    croquet in Cloughjordan or something. He should take up cricket...
    
    BIFFO
1555.12Offaly/Meath...same breedEASE::KEYESWaiting for an alibiTue Aug 20 1996 05:0523
    
    
    I shouldn't be surprised I suppose..its typical of Offaly folk..I suppose 
    when your own team have half breeds like Troy,Regan and co. then ye would 
    feel akin to yer Meath mates.... Staging posts like Tullamore, Clara
    ,Birr were never places to look for civilisation...maybe study past
    ones..They would ate ye! Roll up your windows passing though it..
    
    
    John...I agree about the 'blind eye" attitude of the referee....and
    the comentators also...Though Pat Spillane did point out that a couple
    of players were close to getting the line.. O'Rourke hadn't
    much to say (though I suppose he couldn't ..been from Meath which is
    near Offaly so he is a savage and wouldn't know better.) . 
    
    rgs,
    
    Mick -)
    
    
     
    
                              
1555.13Football is a game for savages anywaySIOG::BRENNAN_MDrink Canada dry-when do we startTue Aug 20 1996 07:4411
    
    Mick,
    
    Ah now be fair!!. Just because your Mother-in-law is from Meath is no
    reason to run down the whole county. 
    
    Anyway they were no that bad - by Meath standards. You are old enough
    to remember Pat Reynolds, Bertie Cunningham and the RED Collier. Now
    there was a bunch of real savages  -)
    
    MBr
1555.14Prediction?XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Fri Sep 13 1996 13:118
Meath 3-15 Mayo 0-10.

I can't see Mayo winning Sam under any conditions.  I would,
of course, love to see them do it, but I think too much of
the football (and other things, some not too savoury) is in 
the Meath side.

                     James.
1555.15IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Mon Sep 16 1996 04:583
1555.16Mayo, Mayo, Mayo Mayo....ESSC::KMANNERINGSMon Sep 16 1996 05:0121
1555.17they blew itEASE::KEYESWaiting for an alibiMon Sep 16 1996 05:0712
1555.18The Green and Red is not dead yet!!!ESSB::KILBANEMon Sep 16 1996 05:4715
1555.19King mchaleEASE::KEYESWaiting for an alibiMon Sep 16 1996 05:5310
1555.20Will Meath beat Mayo..1000 time NO!!ESSB::KILBANEMon Sep 16 1996 06:2211
1555.21I thought it was Spud Murphy?ESSC::KMANNERINGSMon Sep 16 1996 06:4616
1555.22Sad dayEASE::KEYESWaiting for an alibiMon Sep 30 1996 05:4412
1555.23Who did what to who?MKTCRV::MANNERINGSThu May 15 1997 05:204
    What the blazes is going on in Dublin? I haven't been following the
    story. What was the original 'incident'??
    
    BIFFO
1555.24badTALAMH::KEYESDigital Appliation Gen. DTN 827-2705Thu May 15 1997 13:5711
    
    Its pretty bizare ok..Sherlock claims that some Dublin county offical
    made some racist remarks to him..Also allegations of a spitting
    incident.
    
    The county mgt committee recommended that the dublin offical be
    suspended for a couple of months..but this was voted down by members at
    that meeting.
    
    Football is a thugs game.