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Conference tallis::celt

Title:Celt Notefile
Moderator:TALLIS::DARCY
Created:Wed Feb 19 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1632
Total number of notes:20523

756.0. "Fill In The Blanks _______" by HILL16::BURNS (A fool and his money are some Party) Fri May 11 1990 08:36

    
    	The Irish Voice is running a fun contest, and giving away free tickets
    	to a concert or something like that to the winner. The contest is to 
        provide the THIRD biggest lie heard in the Irish sections of New York.
        The "Irish Voice" claims to already know what the FIRST and SECOND
        most frequently heard lies are, so lets see what we can come up
    	with ourselves .....   :-)
    
    
    	According to the Irsh Voice the 2 most common "lies" are ........
    
    	1. Were only going out for one drink !!!
    
    	2. I'm only over here for the weekend !!!
    
    
	Now its your turn to provide the data for Lie #3    :-)
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756.1anything for a laugh..MACNAS::DKEATINGCelibacy is NOT Hereditary!Fri May 11 1990 08:5424
	I've got Irish ancestry.

	I'm a good Irish Catholic boy/girl

	I was in the G.P.O. in 1916.

	I once dated Bono.

	I'm not racist,but...

	Shur...I worked in my father's pub at home for years.

	I sent a cheque home every month.

	And I'm earning the legal rate,as well...
         
    	Manys the pint I had,back home, with Tony Keady...and a sound
    	fella he is to...
             
    	I'm fluent in gaelic...hic!
    
    - Dave K.

756.2HILL16::BURNSA fool and his money are some PartyFri May 11 1990 09:464
    
    
    
    	3. I voted for Paddy Culbert
756.3From me dear sainted mother...KAOM25::RUSHTONSupport the Grand Canal!Fri May 11 1990 11:433

	A penny for child , please sor?  And God bless ya.
756.4LEESIDE LYRESLSTRN::MANNINGTue May 15 1990 17:441
    I once marked Ringie and I didn't give him a hop of the ball!!
756.5Some More Leeside Words of WisdomBHUNA::KCASEYMine is a MurphysWed May 16 1990 17:481
    I once hooked Christie ball and all
756.6Up the WestULYSSE::COADYThu May 17 1990 04:403
    
    
    	And then Galway came along and beat them all ....
756.7Says the boys of Fairhill!KAOM25::RUSHTONUnscathed by inspired lunacyThu May 17 1990 12:511
Ah! Here's up them all...
756.8On time as usual...SIOG::TINNELLYEIS Dublin IrelandFri May 18 1990 06:027
    
    I'll meet you there at seven...
    I hope to see you there...
    Glad u could come..
    I would love to live in America....
    
    regards peter
756.9SIOG::OSULLIVAN_DBest Before 07/68Fri May 18 1990 11:011
    Never slept in a bar in my life.
756.10USWAV1::CHAPLAINThu May 24 1990 12:553
    
    I swear, darlin', I only had TWO!
    
756.11Survey Says ......HILL16::BURNSBeer,NOT just for Breakfast anymoreTue May 29 1990 10:0816
    
    	The winning "Lies" in the Irish Voice contest were  .......
    
    
    	
    	" Actually I was born in Boston"
    
    	" Yes, I was a carpenter in Ireland"
    
    	" Sure, we walked 10 miles to school everyday in our bear feet"
    
    	" I'm in the Union "
    
    	" I think we danced at the Tralee Festival"
    
    	" I apprenticed in Ireland "