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| 490.1 | I never heard of em' .... | STEREO::BURNS | Up The Banner | Thu Jan 12 1989 08:41 | 22 |
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Do you mean the helicopter pilot from Tuam Ireland, who now
resides in Groton Mass, and is actively involved in Ice_Hurling?
I can't remember his first name, it's been so long since we
communicated, but I seem to recall that his last name was something
like .... Farthington ?? :-)
keVin
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| 490.2 | Throw me down the stairs ..... My hat. | STEREO::BURNS | Up The Banner | Thu Jan 12 1989 14:58 | 17 |
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re: .0
How did you determine there were only 126 left before your trip ??
Jan 20 remaining days in January
Feb 28
Mar 31
Apr 30
May 31
Jun 30
Jul 26 Departure Day
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196 days
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| 490.3 | A litany... | GAO::MHUGHES | | Thu Jan 12 1989 16:07 | 24 |
| Leaprechauns know why.
He can't count (if he had to count votes he'd never have got elected).
He can't listen, (if he could listen he wouldn't be a politician).
He can't rise to the occassion (he's not tall enough).
He can't drink (politicians mustn't sound even more stupid than
they already are when they open their mouths).
He can't sing (He dosen't remember the words of any songs because
politicians never remember anything especially
something they might have said once).
He can't dance (politicians get sore feet from walking on people
all the time).
He can't add, (because I'm the adder).
Snake sends his felicitations to the honourable Republican
representative who will be as welcome as the flowers in May when
he arrives in July (he can't be early for anything either).
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| 490.4 | | TPVAX2::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Thu Jan 12 1989 20:58 | 9 |
| Well the real truth is that I forgot June because that month isn't
good for anything anyway....
Snake you are closing in on Murphy for belly rolling, wall shaking,
table slamming humor. Keep it up.
by the way where is Murphy anyway?
paddy
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| 490.5 | he can't count at cribbage either | MERLAN::CULBERT | | Tue Jan 17 1989 08:14 | 13 |
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Paddy
You still can't count
196 days left
- 30 days in June (the month you forgot)
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= 166 days
what happened to the other 40 days you forgot :^)
john_the_taller_brotherthe taller brother
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| 490.6 | Now where did I leave that Pool Cue ?? | STEREO::BURNS | Up The Banner | Tue Jan 17 1989 13:16 | 11 |
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Jonh: Paddy may not know how to count, but he sure knows the
proper way to view a Super Bowl Football Game. :-)
keVin
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| 490.7 | And I don't have to tip the kids!! | MERLAN::CULBERT | | Wed Jan 18 1989 07:20 | 17 |
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RE:-1
KEvIN,
Yes I do know the proper way to view the Super Bowl Game.
In the comfort of my home with my wife at my side and my kids getting
the refreshments from the fridge. (and the phone off the hook)
Besides your lucky the pool table is broke or I might change my
mind and teach you ANOTHER lesson on the pool table :^)
nhoj
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| 490.8 | Money Talks | STEREO::BURNS | Up The Banner | Wed Jan 18 1989 09:10 | 12 |
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Ya Right !!!!
Bring plenty of money ... you're gonna need it :-)
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| 490.9 | | TPVAX1::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Wed Jan 18 1989 14:30 | 44 |
| Hey keVin, Know what?
If my wife and kids were like his I'd much rather be out with the
boys havin a pint or two and shootin a bit o pool.
Sorry John I just couldn't help myself 8*)
paddy
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| 490.10 | Real Mice!!! | FSLPRD::KSULLIVAN | | Thu Jan 19 1989 08:55 | 32 |
| keVin and Paddy.....................the boys.....................
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Whatta joke......
"I'm macho man.....I'll take this knife and stick it up your....."
(Richard Pryor).
"Hey men......you men?......you OREALLY men?" (Manuel of Fawlty Towers).
Can't you just see our two brave "men" riding out of town, into
the sunset, with their stetsons, guns slung low, mean, keVin looking
out over the moustache, eyes darting side to side and Paddy with
a cushion on the saddle straining to see out over the horses head
while keeping the hat from falling over his eyes.
(OUR OWN DON QUIXOTE & SANCHEZ.....WHAT A PAIR)!!!!
keVin Atlas and his brother Paddy Atlas....our two hunks of masculinity.
John, the truth about these "boys" is that the wives are watching
other programmes on Sunday, had no intention of sitting through three
hours of football and told the "men" to make other arrangements.
Both of us know who wears the trousers in those two households????
Must get back to my budgets,
Murphy.
(Mmmmmmm, that felt good).
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| 490.11 | I'll watch in comfort | MERLAN::CULBERT | | Thu Jan 19 1989 08:57 | 14 |
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Paddy,
That's ok it doesn't bother me a bit
of course when I let my wife and kids know what you infered
well let's say that if I were you i'd stay away for a while
many :^)
john who's still taller and weighs less
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| 490.12 | Get outta my way Pilgrim .. | STEREO::BURNS | Up The Banner | Thu Jan 19 1989 10:57 | 17 |
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MURPHY !!!!
Will you be joining us on Sunday ... Or has your wife made other
plans for you like some others people I know ... 8~)
12.50 includes 1 square in the football pool and all the food and beer.
I just won't be the same without jonh-boy :-(
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| 490.13 | The Maroon Factor as taught to me by "The Snake" | STEREO::BURNS | Up The Banner | Thu Jan 19 1989 11:01 | 9 |
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I forgot to mention the San Fransisco will win the game.
Final score 27-10
keVin
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| 490.14 | Do you think "Murphy" will be there too ?? | STEREO::BURNS | Up The Banner | Thu Jan 26 1989 14:04 | 13 |
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Paddy: No matter how you count them, Its 6 months from today !!!
keVin
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| 490.15 | I could'nt resist | MERLAN::CULBERT | | Fri Jan 27 1989 09:33 | 8 |
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re:-1
Hey keVin don't ask Paddy to count them or he'll be ready in April;^)
john
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| 490.16 | | TPVAX1::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Thu May 18 1989 11:47 | 5 |
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69 dtg I can't wait..........
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