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Conference tallis::celt

Title:Celt Notefile
Moderator:TALLIS::DARCY
Created:Wed Feb 19 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1632
Total number of notes:20523

465.0. "And an answering machine to boot" by CEILI::DARCY () Tue Nov 22 1988 13:12

    Rumor has it that Paddy Culbert (R-New Hampshire) has both a
    car phone and an answering machine in his car to handle the
    new responsibilities of Hampshire Politics.
    
    If you call his car phone when he's not there it will say:
    
    "Hello, I'm at home now, but if you leave your name and number
    I will call you when I'm out.  Beep"
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465.1TPVAX2::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertTue Nov 22 1988 15:0512
    Good George Good!!!!!
    
       You are now in the official "try to make me laugh more than Murphy
    does" competition...........
                                
    He (Murphy) is still in first place but you, my friend have just
    taken over the second place slot previously held by keVin.
                                                
    Sorry keVin 8*)
                
    
    paddy 
465.2Sssshhhhhhhh!FSLPRD::KSULLIVANWed Nov 23 1988 07:5411
    That was Paddy's message prior to Nov. 8, when he still had something
    resembling a sense of Humour.
    If you call Representitive Culbert (R - New Hampshire) today, the
    reply you get is a little more aloof.....
    "You know who is not you know where, after the tone leave a you
    know what" ....CLICK....BUZZ....CLICK....CLICK.....
    
               Big Brother has lots of Little Brothers,
    
                        ******.
    
465.3TPVAX3::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertWed Nov 23 1988 09:256
    
    
    Murphy you didn't listen long enough the rest of the message goes
    ssssssssssstttttt.....BANG
    
                    8*)
465.4DUB02::OSULLIVAN_DOpen for businessMon Nov 28 1988 12:394
    The way I heard it is that Paddy removes his hearing aid when someone
    starts giving him bad news over the phone!
    
    -Dermot